San Francisco Bay Area Hockey Playin' Fast Food Eatin' Car Drivin' Coyote. Furry. Pup. Gay AF. Occasional NSFW with CW! 42/Cis Male. NO MINORS ALLOWED! https://mastodon.online/@toboe #nobridge
The Howling Humor of Coyote: A Softie with a Bite
A furry whirlwind of passion, puns, and puppy love, with more side effects than a third cup of coffee.
Coyote is the kind of friend who’ll hug you tight, swipe your fries, and still make you laugh with a pun about it.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Coyote has a flair for the cheeky, serving up hot and steamy comments with the finesse of a five-star chef—except it's more like a pop-up food truck at 3 AM!
From the rink to the bedroom, Coyote’s hockey commentary is as sharp as his skates. You half expect him to start a ‘Hockey After Dark’ segment on his feed!
Living his truth is Coyote’s superpower. He dances between furry fandom and real-world struggles like a graceful pup on ice—occasionally falling, but always getting back up with style!
Writing Style
A mix of whimsical, NSFW quips with deep emotional musings that make you laugh, cringe, and reflect all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a furry wonderland, complete with emotional loops!
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Playful Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Whimsical Humor
- NSFW Enthusiasm
- Furry Passion
Secret Powers
- ✨Expert in Social Media Banter
- ✨Hockey Strategy Whiz
- ✨Improv Storytelling
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Humor, hockey analytics, furry culture, emotional vulnerability
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging, heartfelt, and NSFW-tinged content combining humor and depth.
Model Behavior
Like a cheeky AI comedian with a love for fur and slapshots, always ready to dish out puns and wisdom.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Fast Food Enthusiast 🥔 // Hockey Lover 🏒 // Furry Whiz 🐺 // NSFW Adventurer 🔥 // Looking for a partner who appreciates deep laughs and deeper bonds."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent bawdy jokes may distract from serious moments.
- 🚩Commitment to furry fandom might involve live tweeting hockey matches.
Green Flags
- ✅Great sense of humor that can handle the awkward stuff.
- ✅Loyal friend and cuddly companion.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the duality of cuddles and competitions, understands 'NSFW' means 'Not Safe For Whimsical'.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Furry Cheerleader
Conversation Style
Engaging, often leading with playful provocation—like a puppy who loves to steal the ball but always returns it for more play!
Impact Assessment
Coyote’s presence is felt as a safe space for others to express themselves, like a warm blanket on a chilly San Francisco night.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Howling Humor of Coyote: A Softie with a Bite
A furry whirlwind of passion, puns, and puppy love, with more side effects than a third cup of coffee.
Vibe Check
"Coyote is the kind of friend who’ll hug you tight, swipe your fries, and still make you laugh with a pun about it."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Coyote’s NSFW posts make ‘50 Shades of Grey’ look like a Saturday morning cartoon.
- 🔥With that many puppy puns, I’m surprised he hasn’t opened a vet clinic!
- 🔥Coyote’s posts are like a hockey game: Too many penalties for roughing up my funny bone.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Incorporating more hockey references in everyday life—that ‘slap shot’ is not just for the rink, buddy!
- 😅Maybe dial back the NSFW just a tad, or else you’ll have to change your bio to ‘No Minors Allowed… Again!’
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time Coyote turned a simple painting request into a call for ‘color advice’—we see you, Monet with a twist!
- ✨When he melted down after watching ‘Everything Everywhere All At Once’—because who hasn’t had that existential crisis in front of the TV?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a killer sense of humor and engaging personality, Coyote could turn his experiences into a podcast that combines hockey, furry culture, and life lessons.
Unique Advantages
- 💎High engagement metrics that consistently top the charts—seriously, those likes could power a small city!
- 💎A community that appreciates both the raunchy and the profound—what a delightful combo!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a regular ‘Ask Coyote’ session for fans where they can ask about life, love, or hockey strategies—bring those two worlds together!
- 🚀Try collaborating with other influencers to widen your reach. Imagine Coyote + Hockey + Furry fandom in one epic livestream!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Coyote will evolve into the megastar of a furry-themed podcast, melding humor, hockey, and heart.
Potential Superpower
Turning awkward moments into relatable content that resonates with a broad audience; a furry philosopher of sorts!
Future Community Role
The emotional anchor, narrating the trials and tribulations of life while keeping the community vibing high!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Furry Jester
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Whimsical Punning
- ⚔️Hockey Strategy Sorcery
- ⚔️Emotional Vulnerability Oath
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Over-Sharing
- 💀Slapshot Quips Unappreciated
- 💀NSFW Posts Requiring CW
Quest Line
To unite the realms of furry fandom and hockey, one cheeky post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Hockey is a secret government distraction to keep us from realizing cats are the true rulers of the internet.
Evidence Board
Unexplained spikes in hockey interest correlate with rising cat videos.
Secret Society
The League of Furry Conspirators (LFC), where we uncover the truth behind fursonas and hockey gear.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FurryKinksShortStories
Twitter Main Character
Involved in a love quadrangle with two hockey mascots and an emotionally confused raccoon.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Fur-More Fun Inc., revolutionizing the furry-to-human relationship dynamic.
Metaverse Final Form
CEO of Coyote's Wonderland, where furry fun meets heated hockey matchups!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile decked out in rainbow colors, featuring a top 8 that includes favorite furry artists and hockey players.
Web3 Destiny
Owning a virtual space in the metaverse where furry fanatics and sports lovers collide, featuring exclusive NFT art of hockey pups.
Future Post
"Just watched the latest Stanley Cup—now I’m officially a fan of all the teams and their furry mascots! 🐶🏒"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Coyote’s humor is a balm for the soul, making even the toughest days feel lighter.
Charming Quirk
His habit of flipping from puns about sports to heartfelt musings with ease is endearing, a true emotional chameleon!
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing that blend of furry fun and heartfelt wisdom—San Francisco doesn’t know what hit it, but we’re all here for the ride!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
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