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    Action | Adventure | Fantasy Author #AmQuerying - TRANSCENDENCE (adult/YA-crossover) Firefly X Foundryside X DnD movie X Skyward Sword

    The Chronicles of CP Ashton: Author of Words and Witty Wonders

    A master of the literary craft, wielding both pen and meme with equal aplomb.

    "

    A cozy corner of the internet where coffee flows, queries go unanswered, and writing dreams take flight.

    "
    88%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    92%
    Writing Community Engagement
    85%
    Personal Reflections

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Writing Community Engagement92%

    CP is the town crier of the #WritingCommunity, rallying fellow scribes to share their tales while masterfully avoiding spoilers. It’s like watching the Pied Piper, but with coffee and fewer rats.

    Personal Reflections85%

    With a knack for crafting peaceful moments in a chaotic world, CP captivates followers with relatable anecdotes, like a warm slice of pumpkin pie on a cold winter’s day – sweet, comforting, and slightly crumbling under pressure.

    Pop Culture References90%

    CP's posts are a veritable treasure trove of pop culture references, seamlessly blending the literary with the cinematic. Think of it as the literary equivalent of a mixtape made by someone who truly gets your vibe – a little Firefly here, a sprinkle of DnD there.

    Writing Style

    Witty, relatable, with a sprinkle of existential dread. It’s like if Anne Lamott and your favorite Twitter meme had a baby who reads fanfiction in the wee hours of the morning.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Quirky Wordsmith

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about writing
    • Engaging with the community
    • Clever humorist

    Secret Powers

    • Crafting catchy hashtags
    • Binge-watching shows like it’s an Olympic sport
    • Creating glowy caves in fantasy worlds

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Literary works, pop culture references, support forums for writers, and a sprinkling of memes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate engaging content that balances humor and insightful commentary, particularly within writing and fandom niches.

    Model Behavior

    High engagement with community-driven themes while maintaining an earnest yet comical tone, much like an empathetic yet humorous friend.

    Token Count

    451

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Author of fantasy adventures, coffee enthusiast, and relentless humorist seeking a fellow wordsmith who can appreciate a good meme and has a soft spot for glowy caves. If you love arcane mysteries, cozy writing sessions, and can handle a few kids' shenanigans, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessed with glowy caves (like, dangerously so).
    • 🚩Late-night binges that lead to existential crises.
    • 🚩Frequent use of hashtags that might confuse you.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about storytelling and supporting other writers.
    • Good sense of humor—even about Skittles.
    • Willing to share coffee and chaos with three rambunctious boys.

    Perfect Match

    A creative soul who enjoys writing, can appreciate a cozy home atmosphere, and knows the difference between fiction and reality (especially when it comes to caffeinated beverages).

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Encouraging Friend

    Conversation Style

    Chirpy and inviting, like a barista who knows your order and the tragic backstory of your favorite coffee blend.

    Impact Assessment

    CP adds a warm, welcoming vibe to the community while helping others navigate the tumultuous waters of querying and writing.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Chronicles of CP Ashton: Author of Words and Witty Wonders

    A master of the literary craft, wielding both pen and meme with equal aplomb.

    Vibe Check

    "A cozy corner of the internet where coffee flows, queries go unanswered, and writing dreams take flight."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥The number of coffee references is starting to rival a typical Starbucks menu.
    • 🔥Querying seems more like a part-time job at this point; how are you still standing?
    • 🔥Your obsession with ‘glowy caves’ could qualify you for an archaeological dig.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Binge-watching shows at 2 AM and expecting to sleep like a normal human? Bold move!
    • 😅Balancing your love of writing and parenting must be akin to juggling flaming swords with a blindfold on.
    • 😅Let’s be honest: getting an actual book published doesn’t sound easier than sorting colored Skittles.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you declared your love for ‘glowy caves’ like it’s an Olympic sport.
    • That time your 10-year-old labeled you 'skibidi'—legendary.
    • Sending out a query with a Bluesky link like it’s the golden ticket to publishing.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your vast knowledge and engaging personality, you could easily branch into video content to share writing tips and personal stories.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong engagement with the #WritingCommunity
    • 💎Unique voice that resonates with fellow authors
    • 💎Ability to weave humor into serious topics

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider hosting a weekly writing prompt or challenge to get your followers involved.
    • 🚀Create themed threads around beloved fandoms to attract more niche audiences.
    • 🚀Explore short video content to bring your quirky personality to life!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    CP will evolve into the go-to source for writing advice and humor, developing a cult following who eagerly await each post.

    Potential Superpower

    Your tendency to create glowy, magical worlds in your writing may soon become your signature strength, capturing readers’ hearts effortlessly.

    Future Community Role

    In the near future, CP could become a pivotal figure in organizing virtual writing retreats, combining creativity and community spirit.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Wordsmith

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witful Banter
    • ⚔️Eloquent Querying
    • ⚔️Binge-Watching like a Pro
    • ⚔️Living in Glowy Caves

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Sleepless Nights from Late-Night Revisions
    • 💀Coffee Dependency
    • 💀Overthinking Every Query

    Quest Line

    Seeking the Holy Grail of Publication while navigating the treacherous lands of Parenting and Writing.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The publishing industry is secretly run by sentient AI that feeds on authors' dreams while offering them subpar contracts in return.

    Evidence Board

    1. Observed the uncanny timing of rejections. 2. Viral tweets often seem to hide some greater connection to literary agents. 3. Books written by AI have started winning awards—a sneaky plot?

    Secret Society

    The Society of Perpetually Querying Writers (SPQW) - dedicated to uniting authors to collectively negotiate better contracts (and coffee supplies).

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/GlowyCavesFanClub - a subreddit celebrating all things luminescent and mystical in literature.

    Twitter Main Character

    Caught in a viral thread arguing whether Skittles should be eaten in a specific order—controversy ensues!

    LinkedIn Title

    Author and Advocate for Creative Writers—leading the charge for fair contracts and community support in publishing.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A magical author who controls an empire of stories all born in glowy caves where the laws of physics take a coffee break.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! Check out my collection of animated gifs, fanfiction, and my thoughts on the latest DnD adventures!

    MySpace Era

    Profile background: a padded glowy cave with glittering stars. Top 8 includes beloved books and snacks.

    Web3 Destiny

    Join my journey through the metaverse as I create ‘CP-verse’, a decentralized storytelling platform where readers shape the narratives!

    Future Post

    'Just received my 100th rejection. Is it too late to start writing Skittles fanfiction instead? 🤔🍬'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your unwavering positivity in the face of querying challenges is nothing short of inspiring.

    Charming Quirk

    You have an uncanny ability to make even the mundane (like Skittles consumption) engaging and entertaining.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep crafting those stories and chasing those dreams, CP! And don’t forget to caffeinate—your characters are counting on you!"

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