🔞NSFW - minors get blocked 🖤 corvid 💀 22 🦇 they/them 🧷 zillenial 🏳️⚧️ genderfuck 🏳️🌈 queer 🐙 blackbeard coded 🏴☠️ parent, punk, pirate ✨OFMD, IWTV, WWDITS 📚cr: queen of the damned 📝 https://archiveofourown.org/users/cr0wteeth 🎨 @crowteethdraws.bsky.social
🦇 Ahoy, Bluesky Buccaneers!
A chaotic corvid navigating the treacherous waters of fandom and social justice, all while drawing the cutest NSFW art.
Imagine if Edgar Allan Poe was a punk pirate with a penchant for cute animals and heated debates; that’s our vampirate friend!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Their posts read like the wild scrawls of a fanfic gone rogue—full of heart and enthusiasm for all things 'Our Flag Means Death' and 'Interview with the Vampire'. It's like the fandom gods bestowed upon them the ability to craft beautifully chaotic narratives—each tweet a treasure chest of punk vibes!
In a world where social commentary can feel like a heavy anchor, our friend somehow makes it light and playful, neatly blending art and activism. They're the lighthouse guiding us through the fog of hashtag activism with tweets that make us think while laughing—seriously, who argues about artwork with this much flair?
Squirrels sitting on cars? They’re practically hosting a furry film festival with every adorable post! There’s banter, chonk, and wholesome vibes, proving that this corvid has a soft spot for the fluffier side of life amidst all the vampire angst—that’s range!
Writing Style
A delightful rollercoaster of wit, puns, and passionate tirades—perfectly balancing light-hearted posts about squirrels with profound reflections on social justice. It’s like a High Renaissance painting meets a TikTok trend!
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Whimsical Social Critic
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- NSFW humor with a heart of gold
- Passionate fandom artist
- Sharp social commentary
Secret Powers
- ✨Impeccable sense of humor
- ✨Artistic wizardry
- ✨Fanfic writing that inspires devotion
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mixture of fandom theories, social justice discussions, viral animal videos, and artistic inspiration.
Prompt Engineering
Create posts blending humor, art, and cultural critique using a whimsical pirate lens.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with extra flair for self-aware humor and fandom passion.
Token Count
35000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🌊 Queer pirate looking for fellow adventurers who enjoy deep discussions about art, fandom, and the occasional chonky squirrel. Must love NSFW art and have a good sense of humor!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overuse of vampire references in every conversation
- 🚩Fandom-wars enthusiast—can’t help stirring the pot!
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about art and justice—could start a revolution!
- ✅Adorable animal lover with a heart of gold!
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my chaotic energy and isn’t afraid to discuss the deeper meanings of cartoon characters!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Fandom Cheerleader and Activist
Conversation Style
A quirky blend of passionate debates and inviting camaraderie—every interaction is like a spirited group chat where no one really knows what’s happening, but everyone’s having fun!
Impact Assessment
They’re the heartbeat of the community—swinging between promoting art, sparking discussions, and sharing cute moments that tie it all together, like the pirate captain crafting camaraderie out of chaos.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
🦇 Ahoy, Bluesky Buccaneers!
A chaotic corvid navigating the treacherous waters of fandom and social justice, all while drawing the cutest NSFW art.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if Edgar Allan Poe was a punk pirate with a penchant for cute animals and heated debates; that’s our vampirate friend!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You’re definitely the pirate king of unsolicited opinions, but we love you for it!
- 🔥Every time you say 'Pirate,' I can’t help but imagine a parrot correcting your grammar—brilliant but confusing!
- 🔥Your posts have more dramatic flair than a catwalk at Paris Fashion Week, even when talking about squirrels.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅How many times can you reference the 'Nosferatu coffin' without becoming a vampire yourself?
- 😅Maybe ease up on the spontaneous art contests? We’re all not as creatively caffeinated as you!
- 😅You’d thrive in a world where everything is a fanfic prompt—just try not to get lost in the sauce!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Announcing your 'long overdue replay' like you’re dropping a new album—poetic!
- ✨That moment when a squirrel became the undeniable highlight of your day—truly a main character move!
- ✨Declaring 'they should be helping you fund your magnum opus' like you're trying to start a revolution in the art world—iconic!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your vibrant imagination and humor, consider launching a podcast about fandom culture—it’s like you have a stampede of ideas in your brain waiting to burst forth!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Incredible ability to engage and stir conversations—everyone wants in on your tweets!
- 💎Your unique blend of art and witty commentary makes you a beacon in the fandom world—don’t stop shining!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider making short videos—your personality and art style could be an unstoppable combo!
- 🚀Explore collaborations with fellow artists and writers for cross-pollination—fandom needs your synergy!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Your next phase will likely involve creating a webcomic that combines your love for art, fandom, and social commentary—imagine the chaos!
Potential Superpower
You might just become the fandom's emotional oracle, with uncanny predictions of canon character arcs!
Future Community Role
A bridge-builder between fandoms, where you share your art and thoughts, tying together different fandoms like a pirate's rope!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Artistic Critic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️NSFW Humor Mastery
- ⚔️Fandom Insight
- ⚔️Squirrel Enthusiast
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Passionate Rants
- 💀Obsessive Fanfic Creation
- 💀Unsolicited Opinions
Quest Line
To navigate the turbulent seas of fandom and social justice while sketching the cutest characters!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Great Squirrel Government is controlling our minds through cute antics.
Evidence Board
Squirrels appear in nearly every city park, and they’re secretly plotting with cats to overthrow humanity!
Secret Society
The Order of the Chonk, dedicated to spreading the joy of adorable animal visuals.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/VampirePunk
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate timeline, they’ve sparked a feud between vampire enthusiasts over the best Dracula adaptation.
LinkedIn Title
Creative Director at Creative Chaos, Inc. specializing in combining art with social justice narratives.
Metaverse Final Form
A cosmic pirate captain sailing through digital seas, trading art and ideas across multiverses!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile complete with glitter graphics and a playlist featuring Misfits, The Cure, and a few Disney songs.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized NFT gallery showcasing their unique art, with utilities tied to social causes and fandom events.
Future Post
"Just released the new season of my webcomic! With even more vampires and chonk, it's everything I've ever wanted! #FandomFever"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your insightful humor wraps around serious issues like a warm scarf in winter—keep bringing that warmth!
Charming Quirk
There’s a delightful unpredictability to your posts that keeps followers on their toes—always a surprise in store!
Final Encouragement
"So hoist your colors, dear pirate, and sail boldly into the waters of creativity! The world needs more vampirate corvids like you—full of life, laughter, and just a hint of mischief!"
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