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    Bluesky

    🏴‍☠️the vampirate corvid🩸

    @cr0wteeth.bsky.social

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    🔞NSFW - minors get blocked 🖤 corvid 💀 22 🦇 they/them 🧷 zillenial 🏳️‍⚧️ genderfuck 🏳️‍🌈 queer 🐙 blackbeard coded 🏴‍☠️ parent, punk, pirate ✨OFMD, IWTV, WWDITS 📚cr: queen of the damned 📝 https://archiveofourown.org/users/cr0wteeth 🎨 @crowteethdraws.bsky.social

    🦇 Ahoy, Bluesky Buccaneers!

    A chaotic corvid navigating the treacherous waters of fandom and social justice, all while drawing the cutest NSFW art.

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    Imagine if Edgar Allan Poe was a punk pirate with a penchant for cute animals and heated debates; that’s our vampirate friend!

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    92%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Pirate Punk Fandoms
    90%
    Social Justice and Art

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Pirate Punk Fandoms85%

    Their posts read like the wild scrawls of a fanfic gone rogue—full of heart and enthusiasm for all things 'Our Flag Means Death' and 'Interview with the Vampire'. It's like the fandom gods bestowed upon them the ability to craft beautifully chaotic narratives—each tweet a treasure chest of punk vibes!

    Social Justice and Art90%

    In a world where social commentary can feel like a heavy anchor, our friend somehow makes it light and playful, neatly blending art and activism. They're the lighthouse guiding us through the fog of hashtag activism with tweets that make us think while laughing—seriously, who argues about artwork with this much flair?

    Cute Animals70%

    Squirrels sitting on cars? They’re practically hosting a furry film festival with every adorable post! There’s banter, chonk, and wholesome vibes, proving that this corvid has a soft spot for the fluffier side of life amidst all the vampire angst—that’s range!

    Writing Style

    A delightful rollercoaster of wit, puns, and passionate tirades—perfectly balancing light-hearted posts about squirrels with profound reflections on social justice. It’s like a High Renaissance painting meets a TikTok trend!

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Whimsical Social Critic

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • NSFW humor with a heart of gold
    • Passionate fandom artist
    • Sharp social commentary

    Secret Powers

    • Impeccable sense of humor
    • Artistic wizardry
    • Fanfic writing that inspires devotion

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mixture of fandom theories, social justice discussions, viral animal videos, and artistic inspiration.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create posts blending humor, art, and cultural critique using a whimsical pirate lens.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with extra flair for self-aware humor and fandom passion.

    Token Count

    35000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "🌊 Queer pirate looking for fellow adventurers who enjoy deep discussions about art, fandom, and the occasional chonky squirrel. Must love NSFW art and have a good sense of humor!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Overuse of vampire references in every conversation
    • 🚩Fandom-wars enthusiast—can’t help stirring the pot!

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about art and justice—could start a revolution!
    • Adorable animal lover with a heart of gold!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can match my chaotic energy and isn’t afraid to discuss the deeper meanings of cartoon characters!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Fandom Cheerleader and Activist

    Conversation Style

    A quirky blend of passionate debates and inviting camaraderie—every interaction is like a spirited group chat where no one really knows what’s happening, but everyone’s having fun!

    Impact Assessment

    They’re the heartbeat of the community—swinging between promoting art, sparking discussions, and sharing cute moments that tie it all together, like the pirate captain crafting camaraderie out of chaos.

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    Your profile in a flash

    🦇 Ahoy, Bluesky Buccaneers!

    A chaotic corvid navigating the treacherous waters of fandom and social justice, all while drawing the cutest NSFW art.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine if Edgar Allan Poe was a punk pirate with a penchant for cute animals and heated debates; that’s our vampirate friend!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You’re definitely the pirate king of unsolicited opinions, but we love you for it!
    • 🔥Every time you say 'Pirate,' I can’t help but imagine a parrot correcting your grammar—brilliant but confusing!
    • 🔥Your posts have more dramatic flair than a catwalk at Paris Fashion Week, even when talking about squirrels.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅How many times can you reference the 'Nosferatu coffin' without becoming a vampire yourself?
    • 😅Maybe ease up on the spontaneous art contests? We’re all not as creatively caffeinated as you!
    • 😅You’d thrive in a world where everything is a fanfic prompt—just try not to get lost in the sauce!

    Main Character Moments

    • Announcing your 'long overdue replay' like you’re dropping a new album—poetic!
    • That moment when a squirrel became the undeniable highlight of your day—truly a main character move!
    • Declaring 'they should be helping you fund your magnum opus' like you're trying to start a revolution in the art world—iconic!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your vibrant imagination and humor, consider launching a podcast about fandom culture—it’s like you have a stampede of ideas in your brain waiting to burst forth!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Incredible ability to engage and stir conversations—everyone wants in on your tweets!
    • 💎Your unique blend of art and witty commentary makes you a beacon in the fandom world—don’t stop shining!

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider making short videos—your personality and art style could be an unstoppable combo!
    • 🚀Explore collaborations with fellow artists and writers for cross-pollination—fandom needs your synergy!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Your next phase will likely involve creating a webcomic that combines your love for art, fandom, and social commentary—imagine the chaos!

    Potential Superpower

    You might just become the fandom's emotional oracle, with uncanny predictions of canon character arcs!

    Future Community Role

    A bridge-builder between fandoms, where you share your art and thoughts, tying together different fandoms like a pirate's rope!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Artistic Critic

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️NSFW Humor Mastery
    • ⚔️Fandom Insight
    • ⚔️Squirrel Enthusiast

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Passionate Rants
    • 💀Obsessive Fanfic Creation
    • 💀Unsolicited Opinions

    Quest Line

    To navigate the turbulent seas of fandom and social justice while sketching the cutest characters!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Great Squirrel Government is controlling our minds through cute antics.

    Evidence Board

    Squirrels appear in nearly every city park, and they’re secretly plotting with cats to overthrow humanity!

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Chonk, dedicated to spreading the joy of adorable animal visuals.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/VampirePunk

    Twitter Main Character

    In an alternate timeline, they’ve sparked a feud between vampire enthusiasts over the best Dracula adaptation.

    LinkedIn Title

    Creative Director at Creative Chaos, Inc. specializing in combining art with social justice narratives.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A cosmic pirate captain sailing through digital seas, trading art and ideas across multiverses!

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities shrine to all things vampire, featuring a hand-animated bat GIF and a guestbook for fellow goth kids.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace profile complete with glitter graphics and a playlist featuring Misfits, The Cure, and a few Disney songs.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized NFT gallery showcasing their unique art, with utilities tied to social causes and fandom events.

    Future Post

    "Just released the new season of my webcomic! With even more vampires and chonk, it's everything I've ever wanted! #FandomFever"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your insightful humor wraps around serious issues like a warm scarf in winter—keep bringing that warmth!

    Charming Quirk

    There’s a delightful unpredictability to your posts that keeps followers on their toes—always a surprise in store!

    Final Encouragement

    "So hoist your colors, dear pirate, and sail boldly into the waters of creativity! The world needs more vampirate corvids like you—full of life, laughter, and just a hint of mischief!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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    Creator

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