idontexist
Craft Is Definitely Not Dead, It’s Just Taking Naps
A blend of sarcasm, unfiltered thoughts, and sporadic food cravings make for a unique online presence.
A masterclass in existential tweeting, combined with a side of sports and the occasional pie tribute.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A mix of triumphant reminders of personal running goals and passive-aggressive commentary on sports teams—it’s like the motivational coach who also berates your favorite athlete when they underperform.
Your insatiable yearning for pie is both relatable and tragic. It’s like the pie represents a deeper existential crisis. Are you craving dessert or just escaping the void?
From Ted Lasso binge-watching to lyrical references, your posts read like a mixtape of nostalgia mixed with current musings. It's a quirky commentary on modern life's absurdities.
Writing Style
A chaotic blend of one-liners and lyrical musings that feel like a group chat gone rogue—nothing is off-limits, and yet, nothing feels forced. You’re the Shakespeare of the snack aisle.
Thought Leader Score
40%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Existential Sports Philosopher with a Sweet Tooth
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unapologetically blunt
- Loves sports and pie in equal measure
- Dabbles in deep thoughts alongside memes
Secret Powers
- ✨Unexpected lyricism
- ✨Impressive sports commentary
- ✨Passionate about pie-finding solutions
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Existential musings, sports commentary, and a craving for pie and pop culture references.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze a casual user's posts for underlying themes and humor.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT-level banter with a sprinkle of sports and dessert enthusiasm.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Pie lover seeking companionship in the form of someone who understands the absurdity of life while enjoying sports and dessert."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent existential crises
- 🚩Occasional pie-related meltdowns
- 🚩A tendency to roast favorite sports teams
Green Flags
- ✅Unfiltered thoughts
- ✅Shared love for sports
- ✅Passion for pie and pop culture
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the existential dread of life but also believes in dessert as a coping mechanism.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Source for Sports and Food FOMO
Conversation Style
Like that friend who starts deep discussions at 2 AM only to end with 'but pie, though,' you keep the banter lively and existential.
Impact Assessment
You bring an unexpected flair to the community, swiftly turning mundane topics into hilarious and philosophical nuggets, like the pie of wisdom.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Craft Is Definitely Not Dead, It’s Just Taking Naps
A blend of sarcasm, unfiltered thoughts, and sporadic food cravings make for a unique online presence.
Vibe Check
"A masterclass in existential tweeting, combined with a side of sports and the occasional pie tribute."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You're basically one pie-related post away from a culinary manifesto.
- 🔥If your love for pie were a sport, you'd be an all-star—too bad your pie posts only get a double-take.
- 🔥You’ve got the charm of an existential crisis wrapped in a pizza pie crust.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe ease up on the sports references, not everyone is keeping score.
- 😅Consider diversifying your snack cravings—there's more to life than pie (but who are we kidding, it’s mostly pie).
- 😅Your running commentary on life is entertaining, but don’t forget to stretch those creative muscles.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you decided to proclaim your unapologetic self, we knew we were in for a ride. #MainCharacterEnergy
- ✨Every time you drop a deep quote about the futility of existence, the universe nods in agreement—while simultaneously craving pie.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Lean into your unique voice—your blend of sports, existential musings, and desserts could lead to a niche community longing for pie-filled wisdom.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Relatable personality that resonates with fellow snackers and sports fans alike.
- 💎Your authenticity creates a comforting space where digs at life’s absurdities are met with laughter.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀More pie recipes, because the world needs to know how to elevate their dessert game.
- 🚀Engage more with your community—maybe host a 'sports and snacks' virtual get-together?
- 🚀Explore creating threads around your musings on life and snacks to deepen community bonds.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect more pie enthusiasts flocking to your feed, possibly leading to an 'Ask Me Anything' on dessert recommendations.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane moment into a culinary or sports-related commentary, akin to a walking, talking Yelp review for life.
Future Community Role
You might become the unofficial spokesperson for pie lovers and sports fans—think of yourself as a modern-day philosopher with a penchant for pastry.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Existential Sports Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Profound Commentary on Life
- ⚔️Artistic Pie Appreciation
- ⚔️Savage Sports Takes
Weaknesses
- 💀Easily Distracted by Food
- 💀Overthinking Existentialism
- 💀General Distrust of Social Norms
Quest Line
To find the perfect pie while navigating the absurdity of life and sports.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is hiding the true origins of apple pie.
Evidence Board
Mysterious disappearances of pies during national holidays; the rise of sports betting coinciding with pie sales.
Secret Society
Society of the Pie-ple; members share recipes and critique pie-related sports commentary.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PiePhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
Gets into a heated debate about the best pie flavor while live tweeting a sports game.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Pie Officer at Existential Sports Analyses, promoting sweet life lessons through dessert.
Metaverse Final Form
Pie-loving philosopher holding courts in a virtual bakery, serving wisdom with every slice.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background of a bakery, music tracks of inspiring sports anthems and a top 8 featuring favorite pie carriers.
Web3 Destiny
Pioneering in 'PieCoin', a currency that rewards people for pie consumption and philosophical discourse.
Future Post
Just completed my annual 5k, but seriously, why isn’t there a pie at the finish line? #Priorities
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your genuine relatability steals the spotlight—everyone loves someone unabashedly unique.
Charming Quirk
The consistent reminder that pie is not just food, but a metaphor for life’s pleasures. Inspirational, yet delicious.
Final Encouragement
"Keep serving those tasty thoughts, sprinkle in more pie, and you just might find yourself as the sweet spot in the Bluesky universe."
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