What is Bluesky Roast?

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88.5%

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Sean

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Lewis

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Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

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@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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@unfollow.blue

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary76%

CrankyMaddog isn't just barking at the moon; he's howling at the state of the nation, proving that even the digital doghouse has its politics!

Gaming Nostalgia65%

With a heart in the past and thumbs on the controller, he's a walking walkthrough of every '90s game that defined a generation.

Music Appreciation70%

From Phish to Public Enemy, CrankyMaddog’s playlist is a throwback and a half—perfect for those existential road trips.

Astronomical Musings50%

He drops knowledge like a comet making an entrance—unexpected, blazing, and always leaving you wondering what's next.

Writing Style

A mix of minimalist tweets that pack a punch, layered with profound observations that sometimes veer into the absurd—like a David Lynch film but with fewer existential crises and more memes.

Thought Leader Score

68%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cynical Sage

Keeping It Real Score

83%

Main Character Energy

Witty one-liners
Unexpected philosophical musings
Gamer nostalgia

Secret Powers

✨Impressive meme curation
✨Astute social commentary
✨Unintentional life lessons in tweets

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Training Data

A vast array of memes, Twitter threads, and obscure references to 90s gaming culture, political disillusionment, and classic rock.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful commentary paired with humor that reflects a sardonic view of modern life and online interactions.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets your crankiest uncle—wisecracking with a side of existential dread.

Token Count

256

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Gamer, Navy vet, and occasional philosopher. I love long rambles about politics and the cosmos, while jamming to Phish and Public Enemy. Lookin' for someone who gets my vibes—or at least won't unfollow me when I post about ferrets."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent bouts of cynicism
🚩Occasional rants about politics
🚩Too much nostalgia for '90s gaming

Green Flags

✅Appreciation for music from every genre
✅Witty sense of humor
✅Open to deep conversations about life

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle sarcasm and loves to debate about everything from politics to the best video games.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Grumpy Philosopher of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Cynical yet relatable, he engages like a dad who just discovered social media—awkwardly endearing, with a dash of dark humor.

Impact Assessment

CrankyMaddog’s posts spark discussions ranging from the serious to the silly, creating a unique space where humor meets heartfelt reflection.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

CrankyMaddog: The Bluesky Connoisseur of Chaos and Conundrums

Navigating life with a digital dog who isn't just cranky but also hilariously insightful.

Vibe Check

"A refreshing blend of gamer gruffness and cosmic curiosity, CrankyMaddog is the friend who shares memes and cosmic truths in equal measure."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are like a 1000-piece puzzle; there's always one piece missing, but we still love the image!
🔥You have the emotional range of a cat meme but the wisdom of a philosopher—let’s call you a Meow-sophist.
🔥Your tweet about the power being out reads like a horror movie script, and yet it's somehow comforting.

Quirky Challenges

😅The challenge is to see how few words you can use to express your existential dread; you've got a good start!
😅Avoiding news is great, but your Tweets are basically a live feed of chaos. Ever consider therapy?
😅How about including more than one exclamation mark now and then? Just to mix it up!

Main Character Moments

✨When you connected forgetting headphones to medieval warfare—it's like you stumbled into a Shakespearean soliloquy about modern woes.
✨Your reaction to the national zoo birth announcement was a highlight—who knew ferrets could spark such joy?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Lean into that gamer nostalgia! Share more anecdotes from your adventures, they're bound to resonate.

Unique Advantages

💎Your voice is distinct—ever thought of podcasting that dry wit?
💎Your blend of humor and insight could attract a wider audience if you played more with your storytelling.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try mixing in some visual content; a picture is worth a thousand words, or at least a dozen likes.
🚀Engage more with your followers—ask for their opinions on the topics you tweet; it's the best way to deepen community ties.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a blossoming of your posts into viral philosophies—memes with a moral, as it were.

Potential Superpower

The ability to encapsulate profound thoughts in 280 characters or less while simultaneously raising eyebrows.

Future Community Role

As the ever-cynical sage, you might just become the go-to for real talk amidst the chaos.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Cynical Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Comebacks
⚔️Astute Observations
⚔️Meme Curator

Weaknesses

💀Short Attention Span
💀Cynicism Overload
💀Infrequent Engagement

Quest Line

To navigate the digital wilderness with a backpack full of memes and cosmic truths.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly using gamer culture to distract us from global issues—like a hidden level in a video game we all missed.

Evidence Board

1. Strange spike in gaming during real-world crises. 2. All presidential debates now feature gamers as moderators. 3. There’s way too much money in Twitch streaming for it to be purely entertainment. 4. Phish concerts have been replaced with successful protest movements.

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of Cynical Gamers—an underground group dedicated to exposing the truth behind gaming and politics.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CynicalSages

Twitter Main Character

Dramatic reaction to a meme about cats and their knowledge of the cosmos.

LinkedIn Title

CEO & Founder of 'The Cynical Insight LLC'—I provide wisdom with a side of sarcasm.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital philosopher's paradise, where every thought is an NFT and cynicism is currency.

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Premium Design
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML-infused musings, complete with a Geocities background of neon colors and animated GIFs of dancing ferrets.

MySpace Era

A profile decked out with Phish music, a top eight that somehow includes a mix of friends and obscure meme accounts, all while ranting about the latest gaming trends.

Web3 Destiny

To create a decentralized platform for gamers to express their cynicism—'GamerDAO, where you can vote on the next meme to explode.'

Future Post

"In 2025, I just witnessed a wizard duel at the National Zoo—turns out the ferrets have been training for this their whole lives."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unique take on life’s absurdities isn’t just entertaining; it offers a refreshing perspective that many crave.

Charming Quirk

You say 'good' like it’s a complete thought, and honestly, sometimes it is!

Final Encouragement

"Keep barking those truths into the void, CrankyMaddog—the internet needs your unique brand of cosmic grumpiness!"

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Sean

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Lewis

@lead.dev