Gregory's relationship with mental health is like a rollercoaster—he's either screaming with joy or terrified of the next dip (especially when family visits are around).

If procrastination were an Olympic sport, Gregory would be the gold medalist—he's both a bibliophile and a non-reader of his own shelf... what a plot twist!

Balancing work and personal life seems like a circus act—and Gregory is the juggler who keeps dropping the balls while wondering if he even likes clowns.

Gregory's familial interactions are a suspense thriller—full of build-up, tension, and the fear of identity exposure at every family gathering.

No one can roast themselves quite like Gregory, scheduling their breakdown like brunch with the best friend they never call back.