illustrator & concept artist on eora land // i HATE @spluhmars.bsky.social // adult https://crombld.carrd.co #crombdesign ← concept/chr art
Cromb: The Artistic Crusader of Chaos
An illustrator with a flair for both heart-wrenching art and existential dread, all while throwing shade in the most entertaining way.
Like Picasso after a late-night gaming session, Cromb’s feed is a colorful jumble of emotions, humor, and social critiques.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A heartfelt rant that echoes through the digital realm like a melancholy ballad—if we had a nickel for every time Cromb mentioned workers' rights, we’d be able to fund a raise for those very workers!
Splatoon enthusiasm runs through their posts like ink through a squid's tentacle, painting a vibrant scene of fandom addiction and artful expression, which is basically just Cromb's emotional outlet—like therapy, but with more ink.
With each shared art piece, Cromb invites us into a world where grief, joy, and pure madness collide, creating a tapestry of feelings that you didn’t know you needed until you saw it—and then you realize you have to go cry in the corner about it.
Writing Style
Cromb's posts are like a rollercoaster designed by a surrealist artist—unexpected drops, absurd loops, and a wild variety of twists that keep you guessing (and laughing).
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Warrior
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Dark humor mixed with whimsical art
- A soft spot for social justice
- An unyielding hatred for corporate overlords
Secret Powers
- ✨Impromptu musical references
- ✨Bringing down the house with one-liners
- ✨Creating emotional depth in absurd scenarios
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Art history, internet memes, existential philosophy, and absurd humor.
Prompt Engineering
Craft engaging narratives that blend humor with poignant social insights, all while showcasing emotional depth and artistic creativity.
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT-3 and Whimsical Muse—artsy analogs of sarcasm and sincerity.
Token Count
1234
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Illustrator seeking connection beyond IKEA outings & 3-star Michelin dreams. Join me in the existential dread, art, and squid-filled adventures. Let’s critique society & complain about corporations together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩I have strong feelings about IKEA and a vendetta against Amazon.
- 🚩My humor can sometimes border on the dark and melancholic.
Green Flags
- ✅Deep passion for social justice and ethical labor practices.
- ✅Creative and artistic—always cooking up something interesting!
- ✅Excellent at turning mundane situations into profound insights.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates dark humor, loves gaming, and believes in art as activism.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cultural Commentator
Conversation Style
Cromb dives into conversations like a kid into a ball pit—excited, a little messy, and ready to mix it up while simultaneously making profound observations.
Impact Assessment
An insightful beacon in a sea of memes, Cromb's voice resonates, reminding us that art and activism are not mutually exclusive—even if you have a vendetta against a fellow Bluesky-ite.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cromb: The Artistic Crusader of Chaos
An illustrator with a flair for both heart-wrenching art and existential dread, all while throwing shade in the most entertaining way.
Vibe Check
"Like Picasso after a late-night gaming session, Cromb’s feed is a colorful jumble of emotions, humor, and social critiques."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like "killing is a cycle" really remind us of the calm before the storm—like a cozy coffee shop just before a barista showdown.
- 🔥Cromb’s emotional depth is like a bottomless pit—you visit it with curiosity but leave with a sense of existential dread.
- 🔥That sudden influx of followers? Did someone start a contest for ‘Most Whimsical Melancholy’ and forget to invite us?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅How many times can you mention IKEA in your posts before people start expecting home décor tips?
- 😅Cromb could probably turn a mundane grocery trip into a gripping tale of tragedy and triumph—where's the Netflix series?
- 😅Constantly juggling art commissions and existential dread? Let's just hope they don’t drop the ball, or we might end up with a really dark webcomic.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring a vendetta against Amazon and turning it into a rallying cry—now that’s a main character energy plot twist!
- ✨Baring their soul in a post about friendship like it’s a dramatic monologue—Oscar-worthy, truly.
- ✨Proclaiming themselves the 'head chef of a 3-star Michelin restaurant' while cooking up emotional art is the vibe we all strive for.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
One emotional art piece away from an internet phenomenon—Cromb’s art could become the voice of a generation (or at least, a very dedicated niche).
Unique Advantages
- 💎A killer mix of humor and melancholy that resonates with many in the community.
- 💎Ability to turn everyday frustrations into profound insights—like a philosopher with a drawing tablet.
- 💎Connections with projects that combine art and activism, raising awareness while serving looks.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Stream the art process—turn that emotional turmoil into content people can vibe with!
- 🚀Work on engaging threads that blend humor with social commentary; you’ve got the talent—let’s see the conversation flourish!
- 🚀Consider collabs with fellow artists to expand creative horizons while fostering community solidarity.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Cromb could easily morph into the online art community’s version of a late-night talk show host—insightful, hilarious, and a little chaotic.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to blend heartwarming wit with gut-punching truth—like a stand-up comedian meets a TED Talk.
Future Community Role
The go-to source for both engaging art and social critique, ensuring that laughter and thought-provoking content coexist in harmony.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Creator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Whimsical Humor
- ⚔️Artistic Insight
- ⚔️Social Commentary Sorcery
Weaknesses
- 💀Commitment to IKEA furniture plans
- 💀Cyclical emotional turmoil
- 💀Occasional existential crises
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic realms of art, gaming, and social justice while combating corporate overlords with a paintbrush.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
All IKEA furniture is secretly designed to encourage existential contemplation.
Evidence Board
Too many people assemble their IKEA furniture in silence—what are they NOT talking about?
Secret Society
The Right Angle Society—dedicated to ensuring all furniture corners are, in fact, right angles.
Truth Seeking Level
77.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArtisticChaos
Twitter Main Character
The one who spent weeks debating IKEA's influence on modern relationships—'Can love survive a trip to IKEA?'
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Sustainable Artistry, advocating for ethical digital art practices while secretly plotting against corporate giants.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient digital brush that paints the metaverse with existential angst and whimsy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with artful angst, a playlist of sad indie music, and decorative squids—totally aesthetic.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for artists to exchange emotional art NFTs, where every sale supports labor rights initiatives.
Future Post
"Just napping through the existential dread while my art takes the art world by storm!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Cromb’s ability to infuse humor into serious topics sets them apart—it's like a safety net made of giggles and sharp commentary.
Charming Quirk
Posting about IKEA romance while simultaneously plotting the overthrow of a corporate giant—truly a chaotic blend of relatability and rebellion.
Final Encouragement
"Keep serving up those emotional art vibes, Cromb! The world needs your uniquely chaotic mix of creativity and brutal honesty, and trust me, there’s an audience just waiting to cheer you on!"
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