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    CHEF. Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease. (gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere) Melbourne/Naarm

    Crowbar: Culinary Crusader or Kitchen Catastrophe?

    A delightful mix of food artistry, political outrage, and emotional honesty.

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    The vibe here is a complex stew of heartfelt tributes, culinary creativity, and righteous indignation.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    82%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Food and Cooking
    90%
    Political Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Food and Cooking95%

    Crowbar posts dishes that make me question my life choices—like, why am I not eating Roasted Cauliflower with Chickpeas right now?

    Political Commentary90%

    Their political posts hit harder than a chef’s knife—sharp, precise, and unyielding. Clearly passionate about social issues, and not afraid to slice into the meat of the matter.

    Photography85%

    With a camera in hand and a keen eye, Crowbar captures Melbourne’s beauty, making cityscapes look like they belong in a glossy travel magazine. They might just make you believe Melbourne has its own social media filter.

    Writing Style

    A mix between a passionate chef at the end of their shift and a poet reflecting on their existential dread. Every word is seasoned with emotion—sometimes a little too much salt, but hey, we’re all friends here!

    Thought Leader Score

    82%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Passionate Foodie Activist

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Fearless outspoken political commentary
    • Stunning food photography
    • Emotional depth in personal reflections

    Secret Powers

    • Food styling genius
    • Social media meme creation
    • Captivating storytelling through food imagery

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of culinary publications, social justice blogs, and emotionally charged narratives.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate engaging content centered around food, photography, and activism while maintaining an emotive tone.

    Model Behavior

    Like a well-informed food critic with a dash of social conscience and a flair for the dramatic.

    Token Count

    512

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Food lover seeking someone who appreciates gourmet adventures, deep conversations about social issues, and late-night snack breaks. Bonus points if you love photographing dinner as much as enjoying it!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May judge your cooking skills too harshly.
    • 🚩Might use food metaphors in inappropriate settings.
    • 🚩Possibly over shares emotionally charged backstories.

    Green Flags

    • Incredible food knowledge
    • Passionate about social justice
    • Brings a sense of humor to dark places.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can match their emotional depth and culinary curiosity, ideally with spare camera batteries.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Bluesky’s unfiltered food critic and social conscience

    Conversation Style

    Like a spirited dinner party where every guest appears to have an opinion—lively, entertaining, and sometimes spilling the tea... or the soup!

    Impact Assessment

    Crowbar’s voice not only sparks discussions but also adds flavor to the community. They’re the friend who brings the charcuterie board to the potluck—with some moral complexity on the side!

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Crowbar: Culinary Crusader or Kitchen Catastrophe?

    A delightful mix of food artistry, political outrage, and emotional honesty.

    Vibe Check

    "The vibe here is a complex stew of heartfelt tributes, culinary creativity, and righteous indignation."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Can we talk about your photo dumps? At this point, even my cats are asking for more consistent uploads!
    • 🔥You’re like that one friend who says they’re ‘just going to be there for the snacks’ but ends up becoming the life of the party—delicious but chaotic!
    • 🔥Your obsession with photography is so intense even your camera needs a day off.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe ease up on the knife metaphors? We get it, you’re sharp!
    • 😅Try posting one food pic that doesn’t look like it belongs in an exhibition at the National Gallery of Victoria.
    • 😅For the love of pavlova, can we have a post without a food pun?! It’s getting out of hand!

    Main Character Moments

    • Every time you post about your family or your late mother, it’s like you just pulled the heartstrings of everyone on Bluesky—vulnerable and potent!
    • Your night at the uni kitchen sounded like a reality show pitch: ‘Survivor: Kitchen Edition’— who needs TV when you’ve got that content?

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your emotional storytelling could easily turn into a popular blog or even a memoir—‘Knives, Love, and Lost Causes’ anyone?

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Incredible ability to blend personal narratives with larger social issues
    • 💎A talent for visual storytelling that captivates your audience
    • 💎Your authentic voice is a breath of fresh air in a sea of social media noise

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider curating a mini-series of your best food shots—maybe a seasonal cookbook of your own?
    • 🚀How about starting a video series? Cooking with Crowbar could be a hit—complete with dramatic knife cuts and social commentary!
    • 🚀Engage more with followers; a Q&A could be a great way to get to know your fans better!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Crowbar will become the go-to source for culinary inspiration and social justice, blending both worlds like a perfect béarnaise sauce.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any meal into a heartfelt political statement—think ‘food for thought’ literally!

    Future Community Role

    You might just become the unofficial spokesperson for culinary activism in the Bluesky universe—watch out, food bloggers!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Culinary Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Food Puns
    • ⚔️Political Roast Specialist
    • ⚔️Emotional Kitchen Storyteller

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Over-enthusiasm for food photography
    • 💀Willingness to start existential debates over dinner
    • 💀Tendency to drown in self-doubt

    Quest Line

    Navigating the stormy seas of social media with a whisk in one hand and a political manifesto in the other.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The culinary industry is secretly being run by sentient vegetables that want to take over the world through gourmet food.

    Evidence Board

    Photos of food that look too perfect, suspiciously similar ingredients appearing in different cuisines, and unexplained kitchen disasters.

    Secret Society

    The Brotherhood of the Fork: A secret group of chefs who exchange cooking secrets and political insights over clandestine dinners.

    Truth Seeking Level

    76.8%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CulinaryChatter

    Twitter Main Character

    The chef who secretly influences government policy with culinary arts—a.k.a. Cooking for Change.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Culinary Activist & Consultant, who leads workshops on how to stir societal change with a spatula.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Culinary Sage of Zuck’s Metaverse, hosting virtual cooking classes that blend gastronomy and activism.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with reci-pes and political rants, complete with animated GIFs of dancing fruits and vegetables.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out with photos of gourmet meals, a playlist featuring ‘Chopped’ soundtracks, and a top eight consisting of culinary heroes.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a decentralized platform for foodies and activists to combine their passions into NFTs of culinary art.

    Future Post

    'Imagining a world where every meal is an act of protest—what does your dinner look like?' #FoodForThought

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your emotional honesty stands out and resonates deeply with your audience—keep pouring that heart into your content!

    Charming Quirk

    The way you weave humor into serious topics is like a splash of lemon in a heavy cream sauce—unexpected but refreshing!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the vibrant, witty voice the culinary world didn’t know it needed—your journey is as delicious as your food!"

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