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    David Adam Edelstein

    @cubist-wombat.bsky.social

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    Photographer. Flaneur. Polyglot. Veteran UX Designer. Professionally dubious. Hawai'i/中国/PNW. Kamaʻāina, aloha ʻāina, aloha lāhui, akā ʻaʻole Kānaka Maoli. https://www.davidadam.com/

    Meet the Cubist Wombat: A Flâneur in the Age of Pixels

    David Adam Edelstein captures life one captivating image and witty comment at a time.

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    A charming blend of introspection and irreverence, like a cat that thinks it's a dog.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Photography
    75%
    Humor & Pop Culture

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Photography90%

    From surreal compositions to candid street shots, David wields a camera like a wand, conjuring magic from the mundane.

    Humor & Pop Culture75%

    His delightful Muppet references are less about nostalgia and more about existential crises baked into puppetry.

    Social Commentary85%

    Equally sharp and heartfelt, his rants on pardons and housing-first experiments are a potent blend of concern and wit.

    Writing Style

    Concise, witty, and often peppered with emojis, his posts read like an Instagram caption written in a coffee shop while pondering the meaning of life.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Artistic Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Multilingual musings
    • Muppet obsession
    • Photographic flair

    Secret Powers

    • Crafting witty puns
    • Finding beauty in chaos
    • Navigating tech with a creative twist

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of photography tutorials, Muppet show transcripts, and social commentary essays.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate posts that blend humor and photography tips with unexpected philosophical insights.

    Model Behavior

    Creative, slightly chaotic, and informed by pop culture and social critique.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Polyglot photographer who oscillates between street photography and contemplative landscapes—cats welcome! Also, deeply into Muppet lore and thoughtful social commentary. Swipe right if you appreciate a good cocktail and discussions about the role of tech in art!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequently mixes humor with social critique (may induce eye rolls)
    • 🚩Eats popcorn while binge-watching Muppet movies (good luck sharing!)

    Green Flags

    • Loves exploring new places and meeting diverse folks.
    • Can turn any dull conversation into a witty exchange.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate whimsical photography and isn't afraid of the occasional puppet reference.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Thoughtful Critic

    Conversation Style

    Like a seasoned barista, always ready to serve up hot takes with a side of warmth.

    Impact Assessment

    David's posts are like a soothing balm for the Bluesky community, inviting reflection while delivering healthy doses of humor.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Meet the Cubist Wombat: A Flâneur in the Age of Pixels

    David Adam Edelstein captures life one captivating image and witty comment at a time.

    Vibe Check

    "A charming blend of introspection and irreverence, like a cat that thinks it's a dog."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥David's Muppet references could put a Jim Henson workshop out of business with their sheer volume.
    • 🔥His posts about Big Tech read like a breakup letter—poignant, relatable, and just a tad too long.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Letting go of his inner Muppet, who seems to have taken over his humor.
    • 😅Going easy on the nostalgia sometimes; the 80s called, they want their references back.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he announces he's curating a list of photographers like it's the second coming of Instagram.
    • Dropping philosophical gems mid-Muppet references, like a street philosopher in a puppet theater.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With his sharp eye and even sharper wit, David could easily bridge the gap between art critique and mainstream appeal.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique blend of artistic sensibility and tech-savvy communication style.
    • 💎His ability to infuse humor into social commentary makes his posts both engaging and enlightening.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a series on the intersection of tech and art—there's a space for that voice!
    • 🚀Maybe swap out some Muppet-themed posts for more original content, or at least create a Muppet series of your own!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see more ambitious art projects that spill over from Bluesky into real-life installations.

    Potential Superpower

    Turning mundane moments into profound social commentaries; think Malcolm Gladwell but with more Muppets.

    Future Community Role

    With his unique insights, I foresee David becoming a go-to voice for creative souls and tech enthusiasts alike, like a stylish digital sage.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Flâneur

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Capturing beauty in the mundane
    • ⚔️Witty puns for every occasion
    • ⚔️Muppet-themed existential crises

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking the tech-art relationship
    • 💀Occasional bouts of nostalgic paralysis
    • 💀Being too nice when roasting

    Quest Line

    To photograph the soul of the streets while sprinkling Muppet humor across the interwebs.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Muppets are actually government-designed therapy puppets meant to distract us from social issues.

    Evidence Board

    Countless happy people who grew up with Muppets, and absolutely no evidence against it. Coincidence?

    Secret Society

    Society of the Enlightened Flâneurs—dedicated to discussing art, puppets, and the absurdity of existence over coffee.

    Truth Seeking Level

    84.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/MuppetPhilosophy

    Twitter Main Character

    Trying to start a viral movement to replace all serious conversation with Muppet references.

    LinkedIn Title

    Executive Director of Digital Whimsy at a start-up that communicates exclusively through puppetry.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A venerated explorer of virtual skylines, leading Muppet meet-ups in the digital ether.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > My first website was a bold mix of awkward HTML and images of my cats, complete with a guestbook—because who didn't want to sign it?

    MySpace Era

    A profile stuffed with decorations, music from The Muppets, and a top 8 that consisted of my favorite street photographers.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching an NFT collection of quirky, anthropomorphized landscapes that might make a Muppet blush.

    Future Post

    "Just finished a street photography project highlighting the hidden stories of urban cats—you won't believe the drama!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    David’s capacity to weave humor and thought-provoking observations into one seamless narrative is his superpower.

    Charming Quirk

    His delightful obsession with Muppets adds a layer of whimsy to his otherwise serious musings.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep flâneur-ing through the digital landscape, David! The world needs your art, your humor, and possibly a lot more of those Muppet sketches."

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