Jes is clearly bookish royalty, proclaiming emotional love for tomes as if they were long-lost friends. It’s a heartwarming devotion, fueling their midnight reading sprees and possibly a book hoarding addiction.

Their tweets about brain battles resonate like a modern-day opera, where every post is a crescendo of struggle and relatability. You can practically hear the violins as they navigate the challenges of daily life!

When it comes to food, Jes has elevated cheese consumption to an art form – or maybe a horror show? They know garlic bread's true potential: devoured alone in a dimly lit basement like a true culinary poet.