She/Her 🏳️🌈 A little Witchy, a lot bitchy. Working in Govermental O&G spaces. An engaged Canadian living in Alberta. Middle-aged mom by day, Roller Derby blocker by night. Knitting, historical sewing, all the gamer things. GO ELKS! 🏈
Curvicious: The Witty Witch of Bluesky 🌌✨
A middle-aged mom and roller derby blocker, ready to serve up politics with a side of sass.
Think of a cauldron stirring with social commentary, mom jokes, and a sprinkle of roller derby chaos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Curvicious holds a mirror to Canadian politics, reflecting absurdities with wit sharper than a witch's broomstick.
She’s not just knitting; she's stitching together a narrative for our planet with a dash of Alberta flair.
Her posts read like a protest chant with an added flair of fabulousness and fervent support.
When not blocking on the derby track, she's blocking bad historical interpretations with her sewing needle of accuracy.
Writing Style
A blend of academic rigor and relatable mom-antics, like reading a dissertation interrupted with sarcastic interjections about bacon bits and Canadian hockey.
Thought Leader Score
77%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Snarky Sage
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Political aficionado
- Witchy humor
- Mom-like warmth
Secret Powers
- ✨Knitting counter-arguments
- ✨Historical sewing of snarky memes
- ✨Roller derby agility in verbal sparring
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, Canadian culture, environmentalism, LGBTQ rights, humor.
Prompt Engineering
Write like a snarky mom with an affinity for witchcraft and roller derby, tackling political absurdities.
Model Behavior
A blend of a wise-cracking stand-up comedian and a passionate activist.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Middle-aged mom, roller derby blocker, and part-time witch looking for someone who can handle political debates and appreciates knitting. Must love sports and have a sense of humor."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might roast you during dinner
- 🚩Could get distracted by knitting mid-conversation
- 🚩Political debates may occur at any time
Green Flags
- ✅Loves a good pun
- ✅Knows the importance of self-care
- ✅Can whip up a cozy sweater in no time
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate sarcasm, enjoy spirited discussions, and isn't afraid to face the chaos of life with a smile.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Fearless Politician
Conversation Style
Engaging and spunky—she’s the friend who tells you to ‘hold my beer’ before jumping into a heated debate.
Impact Assessment
Curvicious brings a necessary dose of reality, laced with humor, making her a beacon in the often murky waters of social media discourse.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Curvicious: The Witty Witch of Bluesky 🌌✨
A middle-aged mom and roller derby blocker, ready to serve up politics with a side of sass.
Vibe Check
"Think of a cauldron stirring with social commentary, mom jokes, and a sprinkle of roller derby chaos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Has more opinions than a talk show host—sorry, Ellen!
- 🔥Witchy vibes but tagged in more political gossip than a soap opera.
- 🔥Her Twitter game’s so strong, she's basically a digital roller derby champion.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could probably knit a sweater while debating environmental policy.
- 😅Might want to take a break from savagely roasting public figures to remember how to make silence comforting.
- 😅Could turn down the political heat just a notch—her cauldron might bubble over!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Accidentally starting a Twitter feud over a carbon tax while sewing historical costumes.
- ✨Rallying the troops on Bluesky like a roller derby captain calling for a last push.
- ✨Meme-ing herself into political fame with a post that goes viral like a snowball rolling down a hill.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Could combine her knowledge of O&G with grassroots activism to brew up something revolutionary.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Her unique blend of humor and activism makes her a formidable voice.
- 💎Knows how to stitch an engaging narrative while balancing tough themes like a roller derby player dodging hits.
- 💎Witty and wise—an underrepresented combo in today’s online discussions.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sharing more of that witchy wisdom in workshop format—‘Herbs & Politics: The Double-Double’!
- 🚀Leverage her knack for historical sewing into content about how historical narratives shape current politics.
- 🚀Engage more with her audience using interactive polls and discussions—everyone loves a good debate, especially with some banter!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Curvicious may evolve into the go-to source for witty commentary on Canadian politics, possibly even launching her own podcast: ‘The Snark and the Witch’!
Potential Superpower
Transforming complex political issues into easily digestible and engaging narratives—think of it as spellbinding storytelling!
Future Community Role
Could emerge as a community leader, hosting online events that blend her interests in craft, activism, and community engagement.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Snarky Commentary
- ⚔️Witchcraft of Wit
- ⚔️Derby Dodge of Discourse
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Passionate
- 💀Knitting Distractions
- 💀Slightly Unhinged
Quest Line
Defend the realm of Alberta from the trolls of ignorance while sewing cozy arguments.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Alberta government is secretly run by a coven of witches who control the carbon tax through spells.
Evidence Board
1. Mysterious meetings during full moons 2. Sudden spikes in knitting yarn sales during political campaigns 3. Increased roller derby activities coinciding with climate protests
Secret Society
The Society of Soft Skeins—knitting to save the world, one stitch at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WitchyPolitics
Twitter Main Character
The Witch of Alberta shares spicy takes and memes about O&G like a true Canadian hero.
LinkedIn Title
The Mompreneur of Environmentalism, teaching workshops on ‘Crafting Policy with Knitting Needles’
Metaverse Final Form
Curvicious is the leader of the Roller Derby Coven, defending the environment through virtual battles.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: ‘I’m a Believer’—would definitely have glitter graphics and a top 8 that includes her roller derby team and favorite knitting group.
Web3 Destiny
Launches a DAO for environmental activism, where members can knit NFTs that fund local initiatives.
Future Post
'Just finished knitting a new hat that says ‘I care about the planet’ and also serves as a protest sign. Join me this Saturday! 🧙♀️🌎'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Curvicious’s ability to weave humor into serious topics is nothing short of magic.
Charming Quirk
Her knack for knitting and puns provides a delightful charm that is hard to resist.
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving those wicked words and know that your cauldron of wit is brewing a better tomorrow—just remember to sprinkle in a little self-care amidst the chaos!"
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