Cynthia has a bone to pick with the linguistically challenged masses: ‘on accident’ is a crime against clarity, and she’s here for the linguistic restoration project. We can all agree—every time we hear ‘on accident,’ a part of us dies a little inside.

From LGBTQ+ book bans to political discontent, Cynthia swings the proverbial sword against injustice like a librarian trained in martial arts—she has no time for silence when it comes to societal issues.

Whether it’s NFL clock management memes or her distaste for overused sports jargon like ‘stud,’ Cynthia serves up sports talk like a gourmet chef who just found out the kitchen is on fire—deliciously chaotic yet cringe-worthy.

From recommending a series starring a female detective to sharing her addiction to Antiques Roadshow, Cynthia sheds light on the joys of media while maintaining an air of sophisticated snobbery—she’s like your friend who only drinks organic, artisanal coffee while lecturing you on its virtues.