What is Bluesky Roast?

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Sean

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Self-care and Rituals75%

Between the steamy posts, there's a crystal-loving sage preaching the importance of self-love. Are nudes and self-care the new Yin and Yang?

Anime and Pop Culture60%

Rewatching #Castlevania 'for the plot'—a classic excuse that would make even the finest philosophers nod in understanding.

Polyamory and Relationships80%

From stuffing turkeys to navigating the emotional maelstrom of dating, your posts read like a spicy romance novel with glitter.

Humor with a Side of Spice90%

Your tweets often dance on the spicy side of life, making even ordinary moments sound like an adult-themed comedy show.

Writing Style

A mix of cheeky one-liners and profound thoughts, like a stand-up routine in the midst of a self-help seminar. Watch out for the mic drop!

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Risqué Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Bold humor
Polyamorous ponderings
Elevated spiciness

Secret Powers

✨Master of innuendo
✨Unexpected wisdom drops
✨Crystals enthusiast with a flair

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of memes, self-care tips, polyamory discussions, and anime references, with a side of cheeky humor.

Prompt Engineering

Explain the philosophy of polyamory while sprinkling in references to anime and self-care rituals.

Model Behavior

Witty, humorous, and occasionally profound, like a philosophical comedian who just discovered OnlyFans.

Token Count

1200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Adventure-seeking and crystal-loving Scorpio 🦂 looking for someone as bold as my humor. Let’s share nudes, self-care rituals, and deep conversations about polyamory and anime!"

Red Flags

🚩Sometimes forgets to tone it down
🚩Posts might contain too much innuendo
🚩Is often excessively sassy

Green Flags

✅Embraces polyamory
✅Values self-care and wellness
✅Has a great sense of humor

Perfect Match

Someone who can vibe with my spicy humor and enjoys both deep conversations and light-hearted fun.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sassy Connoisseur of Life

Conversation Style

Engagement ripe with emojis, clever retorts, and a playful tone that brings others in like moths to a flame.

Impact Assessment

You're like the campfire at a summer gathering—people stick around for warmth and a bit of mischief.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Salacious Sage of Bluesky: Unpacking the Vibe of v𝑜υʳ𝒃Ỗ𝓷

A blend of spicy takes and self-care wisdom, sprinkled with quirky humor.

Vibe Check

"Like a crystal ball cracked open in a Las Vegas dive bar. Expect glitter and giggles."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your humor is as spicy as a jalapeño slathered in hot sauce—delicious but can catch you off guard!
🔥Some posts are so saucy they need a warning label!
🔥Throwback bate? Are we sure that’s not an exclusive club?

Quirky Challenges

😅More emojis than feelings—let's get those emotions flowing!
😅Throwing around innuendos like confetti—maybe tone it down just a smidge for the faint-hearted?
😅Your 'good morning' posts are like a jump scare—unexpected but oddly charming.

Main Character Moments

✨Turning mundane days into an erotic tweet fest—a true main character move!
✨Celebrating your birthday with the question of who’s bringing cake—well, at least it’s not all about the turkey stuffing!
✨‘Slide me in there homie’—a line delivered with impeccable comedic timing!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Dig into those philosophical musings hiding beneath the spicy surface—it's time for a wisdom reveal!

Unique Advantages

💎Strong engagement indicates a loyal following—like your own fan club!
💎Your blend of humor and naughtiness is a rare gem in the feed.
💎A knack for turning casual posts into viral sensations—keep that magic coming!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider exploring more depth in your self-care posts—what crystals do you recommend?
🚀Balance the spice with some soothing content—maybe a self-care Sunday series?
🚀Experiment with longer threads—give us the full story behind the heat!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect your follower count to rise as you continue to balance the light and the naughty—like yin and yang but with more glitter!

Potential Superpower

Creating emotional connections through edgy but relatable humor—who knew the universe had a sense of humor?

Future Community Role

A beloved figure known for uplifting others while keeping it funky and fun—like the beloved eccentric aunt of Bluesky!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Polyamorous Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Innuendo Mastery
⚔️Spiritual Self-Care
⚔️Spicy Humor Deployment

Weaknesses

💀Long-winded reflections
💀Occasional emoji overload
💀Preference for spicy over subtle

Quest Line

Navigating the realms of love and humor while promoting self-care and glitter.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is hiding the true power of crystals and their ability to unlock human potential.

Evidence Board

1. Celebrity endorsements of crystals as wellness tools. 2. Increased interest in astrology and polyamory as a form of social rebellion. 3. The sudden rise of OnlyFans as a platform for self-exploration. Are they in cahoots?

Secret Society

The Order of the Crystal-Wielding Polyamorists

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SpicySelfCare

Twitter Main Character

Up in arms over a canceled anime that has deep polyamory themes.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Glitter & Sass LLC, specializing in empowering self-care enthusiasts and polyamorous connections.

Metaverse Final Form

A flamboyant avatar embodying all four elements, guiding others in self-expression and playful eroticism.

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Full Infrastructure
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An angsty GeoCities page full of low-res gifs and overused 'Under Construction' signs featuring crystals and anime GIFs.

MySpace Era

Top 8 friends include a mix of nudists, spiritual healers, and anime enthusiasts, with an 8-bit background animation of a chakra opening.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for sharing erotic art and self-care rituals with a strong community focus.

Future Post

‘2025 Update: Still thriving in my crystal-filled apartment, hoarding cat memes and delighting in polyamorous chaos. Who’s joining me for the next adventure?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your fearless approach to sharing makes you a rare gem in social media—bold and unapologetic!

Charming Quirk

Those cheeky one-liners wrapped in humor make for a delightful read—the cherry on top of your spicy sundae.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining bright, adding sparkles and sass to our feeds. The universe needs your unique flavor—let's keep it coming!"

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Lewis

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

@uwugames.bsky.social

92%