Native North Dakotan and aspiring math teacher. I left Xcrement the moment Dogeboy bought it. I am looking forward to interacting with sane, compassionate people. There are not many in my deep red state. No DMs, please.
DakotaInspired: The Math Teacher Who Can Count on Controversy
A North Dakotan with a penchant for political commentary and a dash of math humor, ready to school the opposition.
Like a math problem: complex, occasionally confusing, but ultimately enlightening.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Dakota's scathing takes on corporate media could make even a seasoned journalist weepâand not just from laughter.
Exploring the depths of rat empathy? Who knew Dakota had a secret soft spot for vermin?âtaxonomically speaking, of course.
A generous spirit shines through with heartfelt donations. Clearly more than just numbersâDakota believes in action, not just decimals!
Writing Style
Sardonic yet insightful, Dakotaâs posts are like a well-balanced equationâsharp, precise, and occasionally backhanded to those who deserve it. A sprinkle of sarcasm layered with sincerity creates a witty flavor that's hard to resist.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Math and Media Maven
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political Activism
- Mathematical Insight
- Witty Commentary
Secret Powers
- âšStatistical Analysis
- âšDebate Champion
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, math education, animal empathy studies, and media critique.
Prompt Engineering
Engage in deep political analysis with a twist of mathematical humor, preserving the integrity of earnest critique.
Model Behavior
Highly opinionated yet witty, a unique blend of educator and commentator, like a GPT-3 with a flair for the theatrical.
Token Count
1000
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Aspiring math teacher with a passion for political commentary. I like to roast corporate media and hope for a world filled with empathy (even for rats!). Let's bond over math problems and political scandals."
Red Flags
- đ©High likelihood of unsolicited political debates.
- đ©Tendency to use sarcasm like a defense mechanism.
- đ©A penchant for long-winded links that may lead nowhere.
Green Flags
- â Deep understanding of the complexities of societal issues.
- â Ability to make math seem cool (seriously!).
- â Witty banter and a love for empathy.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep conversations about math, media, and the occasional meme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Voice of Reason (and Sarcasm)
Conversation Style
Engages like a stern teacher with a penchant for roast sessionsâenlightening yet entirely willing to throw shade.
Impact Assessment
Bringing a vibrant mix of criticism and compassion, Dakotaâs presence is a refreshing sip of iced tea on a hot day in a deep-red state.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
DakotaInspired: The Math Teacher Who Can Count on Controversy
A North Dakotan with a penchant for political commentary and a dash of math humor, ready to school the opposition.
Vibe Check
"Like a math problem: complex, occasionally confusing, but ultimately enlightening."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„Posting links like theyâre hot cakesâtoo bad none of them seem to get any likes!
- đ„The way Dakota critiques the media, you'd think they were planning a hostile takeover of MSNBC.
- đ„Using âZelenskyâs warâ as a hot take is like playing Monopoly on a battlefieldâjust as entertaining but with more emotional damage.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Overuse of YouTube linksâcan we get a thesis statement, please?
- đ Dropping political truth bombs like an old-school math quizâunexpected and often shocking!
- đ Saying 'no DMs' is Dakotaâs way of maintaining a healthy offline lifestyle.
Main Character Moments
- âšEvery time a political scandal erupts, Dakotaâs posts are like the black hole of chaotic energy that sucks in reactions from all sides.
- âšBeing the only one in their deep red state advocating for empathyâcue the dramatic music!
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Thereâs a dormant teacher in Dakota just waiting to inspire a classroom of eager mindsâletâs bring those math skills into the real world!
Unique Advantages
- đIn-depth understanding of media dynamics
- đCharisma that could win over even the most stubborn of math-haters
- đAbility to dissect complex issues and present them simplyâlike a math problem that actually makes sense.
Level Up Suggestions
- đEngage with followers more directlyâmaybe throw in a Q&A about the best way to avoid common algebra mistakes?
- đCreate threads with teaching momentsâwho doesnât love math with a side of politics?
- đConsider a âweekly math lessonâ that ties into current eventsâlike math for the soul!
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Dakota will become the go-to account for math-enhanced political commentaryâthink Venn diagrams for debates!
Potential Superpower
Transformative educator who inspires others to think critically about both numbers and narratives.
Future Community Role
Soon to be the beloved math teacher of the Bluesky community, possibly with a side gig in political analysis.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Media Critic
Special Abilities
- âïžPolitical Satire
- âïžMath Wizardry
- âïžEmpathy Evangelist
Weaknesses
- đOverposting YouTube Links
- đOccasional Sarcasm Overload
- đDesire for Compassion in a Cold World
Quest Line
To enlighten the unyielding masses, one tweet at a time while calculating the chaos of political discourse.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is secretly an alien plotting to turn Earth into a giant math problem.
Evidence Board
Musk's love for puzzles and numbers, suspicious tweets about extraterrestrial life, the existence of mathletes.
Secret Society
Society of Sarcastic Statisticians.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalMath
Twitter Main Character
The one who single-handedly dismantles corporate media narratives on Twitter, gaining a cult following.
LinkedIn Title
The visionary who launches a non-profit dedicated to math literacy and media accountability.
Metaverse Final Form
Mathmatical Justice - an avatar that combines algebraic equations and sharp political commentary.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with math-themed song lyrics, belief in social justice, and a top 8 that includes political podcasts.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized platform for fact-checking media and teaching math, with a governance token based on empathy.
Future Post
In 2025, Dakota will tweet: 'Surprise! Math can help us solve social issues! Who knew? #MathRescue #EmpathyEconomics'
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Dakotaâs ability to blend humor and politics is a unique strength that resonates as much as a perfectly solved equation.
Charming Quirk
The subtle yet hilarious way they balance math references and political satire is like a delightful mathematical constantâalways refreshing!
Final Encouragement
"Keep counting on your voice, Dakota! The Bluesky community needs more people like you, shaking up the status quo with numbers and nuance."
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