Ph.D (dr ès sc.) in Biochemistry. Scientist in the LBS at EPFL. Chaperonologist. Punk. Very fond of cats. Also known as W.Oodendijk. Vegan. Metalhead. Socialist. Born at 345ppm. I write in English and Swiss-French. Web: http://chercheurjuteux.com
Mathieu M.J.E. Rebeaud: The Biochemical Bard of Bluesky
Navigating the absurdity of science, politics, and cats with a sprinkle of punk philosophy.
A delightful mix of scientific rigor and lovable chaos, like a punk band playing in a lab.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mathieu tackles the absurdity of political lies like a seasoned juggler, keeping the chainsaws of truth spinning while dodging the tomato-throwing crowds. Passionate and critical, he’s your favorite leftist professor, minus the tweed.
Whether it's chaperoning proteins or discussing vaccination efforts, Mathieu bridges the gap between hard science and the common man with a flair that says, 'I dare you to ask me about microbiomes.'
From hummus to political rants, Mathieu's food posts are like a cooking show written by Noam Chomsky—deliciously complex and with a hint of rebellion.
Writing Style
Mathieu's posts read like a cross between a scientific paper and an ironic punk rock anthem—concise, impactful, and occasionally adorned with emojis that embody his cat-loving chaos.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Scientist with a Punk Soul
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Witty humor
- Critical observer of society
- Veganism with a side of metal
Secret Powers
- ✨Chaperoning proteins
- ✨Making science accessible and engaging
- ✨Rapid-fire roasting of absurdities
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of scientific journals, punk rock lyrics, and cat memes, all with a side of sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Write like a biochemist who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and loves cats.
Model Behavior
Highly observant and witty, with a penchant for critical commentary.
Token Count
1000
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Bio
"Scientist, punk rock lover, and cat aficionado seeks someone who appreciates good hummus and can handle complex discussions about life, science, and cats. Must enjoy deep dives into the absurdities of society and political rants."
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive cat posts
- 🚩Political debates during meals
- 🚩Sudden shifts into obscure scientific jargon
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Enjoys vegan cuisine
- ✅Has a good sense of humor
Perfect Match
Someone who can balance intellectual conversations with lighthearted fun—definitely a cat lover!
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Bluesky Scientist-in-Residence
Conversation Style
Engages with followers like a friendly neighborhood biochemist who moonlights as a stand-up comic, delivering punchlines that are as sharp as a scalpel.
Impact Assessment
Mathieu contributes a steady stream of valuable insights and humor, ensuring the community's vibe oscillates between intellectual fervor and playful banter.
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Mathieu M.J.E. Rebeaud: The Biochemical Bard of Bluesky
Navigating the absurdity of science, politics, and cats with a sprinkle of punk philosophy.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of scientific rigor and lovable chaos, like a punk band playing in a lab."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You might as well have a PhD in Twitterology with the way you navigate these threads.
- 🔥Your love for chaperoning proteins is rivaled only by your affection for dietary hydrogenation.
- 🔥Every post offers a rollercoaster ride that, ironically, has better structure than most academic papers.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Perhaps ease up on the witty banter—some of us are still trying to decipher your brilliance!
- 😅Must every food post come with a side of political analysis? We’re just here for the hummus!
- 😅Try explaining your most complex scientific theories without invoking the phrase 'that’s what she said' just once.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your statement on 'gravitational denial' read like the thesis of a bizarre dystopian novel.
- ✨Making a starter pack for scientists to network is great—but do we need a cool t-shirt design too?
- ✨You somehow made reading about heavy metals feel like a punk rock manifesto—iconic.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Mathieu, imagine the chaos you could unleash with a podcast blending science and dark humor!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep scientific knowledge
- 💎Strong community engagement
- 💎Witty and relatable style
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting discussions on pressing scientific issues—'Science After Dark,' anyone?
- 🚀Regularly feature guest experts to stir the pot and expand your already vibrant conversations!
- 🚀More cat memes wouldn’t hurt; everyone loves a cute distraction in the middle of heated debates.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Mathieu to launch a regular series on science communication that’s part TED Talk and part punk concert.
Potential Superpower
Translating complex scientific concepts into relatable comedic nuggets—he’ll be the next big science influencer!
Future Community Role
As a beloved authority on all things scientific and absurd, Mathieu might just lead Bluesky in a move towards ‘scientific advocacy meets punk ethos.’
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Scientist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Banter
- ⚔️Cat Enthusiasm
- ⚔️Punk Philosophy
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalyzing Cat Behavior
- 💀Spontaneous Political Rants
- 💀Complex Scientific References
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdities of science and society while celebrating cats and punk rock.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cats are actually highly sophisticated scientists analyzing human behavior.
Evidence Board
1. Cat owners often report peculiar behaviors of their pets, suggesting intelligence. 2. Cats seem to know when their owners are sad. 3. The rise of social media cat influencers? Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Feline Scholars Society, dedicated to understanding the mysteries of the universe through the lens of cat behavior and vegan recipes.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PunkScience
Twitter Main Character
Dueling with anti-vaxxers using only cat memes and scientific facts.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a start-up focused on vegan cat food that doubles as a nutritional supplement for humans.
Metaverse Final Form
A punk rock scientist in a cat-themed metaverse, hosting virtual lectures on protein quality control while jamming to metal music.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a catchy punk rock song, a cat-themed background, and a bulletin dedicated to fighting pseudoscience.
Web3 Destiny
A digital avatar hosting NFTs of original vegan recipes and cat art, while advocating for open science.
Future Post
Just attended the 'First Annual International Cat-Scientist Summit'—where’s my Nobel Prize?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mathieu's unwavering dedication to science and social justice makes him a beacon of hope (and laughter) on Bluesky.
Charming Quirk
His posts often walk the tightrope between eloquent discourse and delightful absurdity, leaving us all entranced.
Final Encouragement
"Keep challenging norms, sharing cat memes, and mixing science with rebellion, Mathieu—you're the scientist we didn't know we needed!"
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