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    Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro

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    leftist. general lowlife. occasional shitposter. data wrangler. neo geo enthusiast. minidisc dork. anything not a repost is my own stupdity. see pinned post to illustrate where i am on the political spectrum.

    Darius Bastardo: The Connoisseur of Chaos and Humor

    A leftist dynamo and gaming aficionado serving up snark and solidarity with a side of Neo Geo nostalgia.

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    A delightful mix of passionate political discourse and gaming banter, all delivered with an air of charming absurdity.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Commentary
    85%
    Labor Rights

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Commentary90%

    Darius isn't just throwing shade—they're launching it with a gleeful catapult! They tackle political issues with the finesse of a ninja throwing stars at an unwitting target—seriously, it's impressive how they can weave critique while dropping a Tekken reference in the same breath.

    Labor Rights85%

    With the fervor of a union rally, Darius passionately promotes pro-labor content, advocating for unions like they're the last slice of pizza at a party. Expect them to show up at your door with pamphlets and a strong argument for collective bargaining.

    Gaming80%

    In the gaming world, Darius is both a participant and a spectator, throwing in witty observations about Tekken with the same enthusiasm as a kid in a candy store. They're the type who'd probably critique the sequel to a Sega game in an academic journal.

    Writing Style

    Darius' writing is like a rollercoaster made of sharp wit and keen observations, with a few unexpected twists that make you laugh out loud even when discussing serious topics. One minute you're nodding in agreement, and the next you're chuckling at a perfectly timed joke.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Activist

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sharp political commentary
    • Retro gaming references
    • Remarkable self-awareness

    Secret Powers

    • Data wrangling
    • Ska cover conceptualization
    • Crafting absurdist political commentary

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    Training Data

    Political commentaries, gaming references, retro culture, and social justice discussions

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty political commentary with a blend of gaming culture and social activism.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with a penchant for sarcasm and cultural critique

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Leftist with a penchant for gaming and a knack for sharp commentary. Let's debate the merits of unions over craft beers while reminiscing about Neo Geo. If you like sarcasm and have strong opinions, we might just vibe!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to rant about political issues
    • 🚩Spends too much time on retro games
    • 🚩Might get too passionate about unions

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about social justice
    • Witty and engaging conversationalist
    • Knows obscure gaming facts

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys deep political debates and casual gaming nights.

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    Role in Community

    The Cynical Comrade

    Conversation Style

    Darius engages in discussions like a professor at a punk rock concert: loud, opinionated, and not afraid to sprinkle in some sarcasm. They’re the life of the Bluesky party, always ready with a quick comeback or a thoughtful reflection.

    Impact Assessment

    Darius is the social glue—binding fellow leftists while simultaneously poking fun at both the oppressors and the left's missteps. If there’s a metaphorical pizza at the table, they’re both the chef and the guy yelling about the toppings.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Darius Bastardo: The Connoisseur of Chaos and Humor

    A leftist dynamo and gaming aficionado serving up snark and solidarity with a side of Neo Geo nostalgia.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of passionate political discourse and gaming banter, all delivered with an air of charming absurdity."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your gaming references are like your politics—retro and unapologetically niche. Who knew being woke could also mean being a Neo Geo nerd?
    • 🔥You could probably debate a cardboard cutout of a politician and come out victorious. Just remember to take breaks between your world-saving efforts and video game marathons!
    • 🔥Your posts have more unexpected twists than a plot in a Tekken game—when did you decide to mix existential dread with character combos?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Consider taking your unique humor and opinions on a world tour—two weeks in every country, one post at a time! Just don’t forget your data sets, or you might end up with ‘just vibes’!
    • 😅Try to not mention Neo Geo once in a week. Spoiler alert: The world might just keep spinning without it!
    • 😅Maybe add a runtime clock to see how long you can go without a political reference... spoilers: it won’t last long.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you declared that Whole Foods workers unionizing was a big deal, like it was your personal Super Bowl.
    • Your ability to weave gaming metaphors into political rants could only be rivaled by a Dungeons & Dragons campaign gone delightfully awry.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Have you considered turning those gaming insights into a full-blown content series? 'Darius Plays Politics' could be the next big hit!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An uncanny ability to dissect complicated political issues with humor and clarity.
    • 💎An impressive knack for blending retro gaming culture with modern-day politics.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Start a podcast where you dissect political issues alongside your favorite retro games. ‘Pause for Politics’ could be a game changer.
    • 🚀Get more involved in community organizing. Your followers would love to see the IRL impact of your online persona.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Darius will become the go-to source for thoughtful commentary on political issues with a dash of humor—think the John Oliver of Bluesky, but with more 90s gaming references.

    Potential Superpower

    Becoming the ultimate meme generator for political and gaming commentary, mixing serious issues with humor that not only informs but entertains.

    Future Community Role

    A cornerstone of the leftist Bluesky community, providing both insight and laughter in equal measure—kind of like that one friend who can always lighten the mood.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Social Critic

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Political Analysis
    • ⚔️Retro Gaming References
    • ⚔️Data Wrangling Wizardry

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional Cynicism
    • 💀Overly Specific Niche Interests
    • 💀Procrastination in Streaming

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of political discourse while perfecting Tekken combos.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The gaming industry is secretly funded by political entities to distract the masses.

    Evidence Board

    Neo Geo enthusiasts are actually part of a covert organization aiming to keep retro gaming alive as a form of rebellion.

    Secret Society

    The League of Legend-Loving Leftists (LL3)

    Truth Seeking Level

    89.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/RetroGamingPolitics

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally became the face of a viral meme mixing Tekken and labor rights.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Activist Gamer Inc.': where we combine social activism with retro gaming.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A pixelated avatar of Darius born out of a Neo Geo cabinet, leading discussions on virtual labor rights.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page decked out with animated GIFs of Neo Geo games and poorly formatted HTML essays on political issues.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized profile featuring top 8 friends based on their gaming skills and political alignments, with music from old-school ska bands playing in the background.

    Web3 Destiny

    A NFT collection portraying the journey of political commentary through gaming memes.

    Future Post

    "Hey folks, remember that time I called for a union in gaming? Oh wait, it happened! Here’s to the 5th anniversary of the Gamers Unite Union (GUU)."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your clever commentary is a breath of fresh air in a sometimes stale online discourse.

    Charming Quirk

    The way you effortlessly blend your love for retro games with heated political debates has become your signature style.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the chaotic good we need in our feeds, Darius! Just remember, every time you post about Neo Geo, somewhere a political commentator cries."

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