Darwin, frequently channeling his inner conspiracy theorist, seems to have a soft spot for UFOs and their questionable interests in livestock. He'll have you questioning if your local butcher is actually an alien operative.

Dr. Duck might just be the most relatable snob in the art world; his love for Julia Fischer’s violin skills is juxtaposed with unsolicited critiques of mediocre DJ sets. He’s the musical hipster your phone thinks you are.

His commentary on issues from plastic pollution to urban street names reads like the witty sidekick in a dystopian novel, challenging the establishment while sipping artisanal kombucha.