Gay bear in an open polyamorous relationship. Software developer, composer, arranger, instrumentalist, vocalist, SCA dance enthusiast. Board games, RPGs, fantasy, sci-fi, & so forth. He/him/his. NSFW content included. Adults only. Telegram: DaveBearMN
Level 54 Werebear Unleashed!
A delightful mix of witty banter and existential musings from the Bear King of Bluesky.
Playful yet introspective, like a bear wearing reading glasses.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Weaving wild tales of bears and sci-fi adventures, where every pun is a step into another dimension of absurdity.
Exploring the often complex terrain of modern relationships, but with more humor than a rom-com and less drama than a soap opera.
A true nerd at heart, turning every game night into an epic saga worthy of the best fantasy novels.
Championing the bear community and LGBTQ+ visibility with both pride and laughter.
Writing Style
A charming blend of one-liners and reflective prose that keeps readers guessing and giggling. It's like a stand-up comedy set where each punchline is a philosophical inquiry.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cheeky Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty puns that would make Shakespeare blush
- Existential musings fit for a soap opera
- NSFW content that balances charm with cheekiness
Secret Powers
- ✨Deeply insightful reflections on mundane topics
- ✨Terrifyingly good at crafting metaphors about bears
- ✨Puns that could dislocate a jaw from laughter
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Bear philosophy, humorous relationship dynamics, sci-fi tropes, and existential musings.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty puns and introspective observations on the intricacies of modern relationships and fantasy.
Model Behavior
Whimsical and insightful, often wandering into absurdity but always with a twinkle of humor in its eye.
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Bear lover seeking fellow adventurers in the realms of polyamory, fantasy, and board games. Must appreciate dad jokes and cats. Let's make awkward puns together! ❤️"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequently contemplates existential crises at inopportune moments.
- 🚩Has a bear-themed outfit for every occasion.
- 🚩Still trying to figure out if he's into bears or if he just is one.
Green Flags
- ✅Embraces open relationships with humor and warmth.
- ✅Can make puns in the middle of deep conversations.
- ✅Loves cuddling as much as deep philosophical debates.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys game nights, can appreciate both the depths and the absurdities of life, and isn't afraid of a little playful banter.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Bear Whisperer
Conversation Style
Banter-filled and earnest, with a side of philosophical depth that can catch you off guard.
Impact Assessment
A delightful presence that somehow makes existential despair feel like a cozy campfire chat.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Level 54 Werebear Unleashed!
A delightful mix of witty banter and existential musings from the Bear King of Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"Playful yet introspective, like a bear wearing reading glasses."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You have more plot twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
- 🔥If your posts were a drink, they'd be a fizzy cocktail of nostalgia and awkwardness—best served with a slice of cake.
- 🔥We see you're aiming for 'depth', but sometimes it feels like you're in a kiddie pool.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe dial down the bear references before you start growling at strangers?
- 😅Consider a reality where you actually finish one of those epic tales instead of keeping us in suspense forever.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your posts about being 'seen' while being bossed around by a trail sign was pure poetry.
- ✨That time you felt 'breedable' but not submissive was definitely a mood—dare we say 'main character energy'?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you tapped into your storytelling prowess, you could be the bard of the Bluesky realm.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice that is both relatable and absurd, like meeting a bear in a library.
- 💎The ability to tackle serious topics with humor—would make even Aristotle chuckle.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try engaging with followers by hosting live sessions about your favorite RPGs—let's see the bear dance!
- 🚀Create a regular series where you could dive deeper into your thoughts on relationships, but with even more delightful absurdity.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
DaveBear will eventually start a podcast where every episode begins with 'Uff da' and ends with a surprise bear encounter.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn everyday interactions into epic tales of adventure and intimacy.
Future Community Role
The unofficial BlueSky bard, regaling us with tales of romance, board games, and the human condition.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cheeky Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Pun Mastery
- ⚔️Existential Wrestling
- ⚔️NSFW Nuance
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Punchlines
- 💀Subtlety Evader
- 💀Occasional Existential Crises
Quest Line
Exploring the realms of love, legend, and laughter, while grappling with the essence of being a bear in a digital world.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly run by a cabal of bears posing as humans.
Evidence Board
1. All 'bear' references in pop culture. 2. Increased sightings of bears near tech companies. 3. The rise of bear-related memes equals increased bear visibility.
Secret Society
The Order of the Fuzzy Paw.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BearsWhoGame
Twitter Main Character
The one who started the 'Level-Up Day' trend and sparked heated debates about the benefits of being a werebear in the digital age.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Bear Necessities LLC: Specializing in Polyamory Consulting and Fuzzy Logic Solutions.
Metaverse Final Form
A cuddly yet philosophical werebear running the first open-mic night in the metaverse.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
My profile is all glitter and bears. Top 8 consists of my two boyfriends, my cat Lemmy, and my favorite RPG group!
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for bears to express their thoughts on love, life, and the perfect cuddle.
Future Post
Just leveled up to Level 55! Still waiting for Westeros to join this century.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your wit shines brighter than a disco ball on New Year's Eve.
Charming Quirk
The way you effortlessly weave NSFW content with philosophical introspection is downright enchanting.
Final Encouragement
"Keep roaring, Level 54 Werebear! Your blend of mischief and wisdom is a rare gem in the wild world of Bluesky."
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