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    Dave Dhannoo 🇬🇧🇲🇺

    @davedhannoo.bsky.social

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    Sports fan ⚽ books 📚 films 🎬 podcast host - The Retro Wet Shaving Podcast 🪒🎙️. Loves a curry and a dub techno mix. Dyspraxic 🧠 Pro 🇪🇺 Orient, Spurs, NBA, NFL, MLB, rugby. 📍 Essex YouTube channel ▶️ https://youtube.com/@davedhannoo?si=zBSfASnmWqmtvK

    Dave Dhannoo: The Sporting Sage of Bluesky Who Eats Curries with a Side of Comedy

    In a world of sports banter and podcast prowess, Dave serves up a spicy mix of joy and punchlines.

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    A delightful concoction of sports fanaticism and culinary curiosity, Dave's feed is the equivalent of a warm curry on a rainy day.

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    87.5%
    Authenticity
    78.5%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Football (Soccer)
    70%
    Techno Music

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Football (Soccer)90%

    Dave has the passion of a die-hard fan, seamlessly blending #LOFC cheers with culinary musings – if only he could cook as well as he cheers!

    Techno Music70%

    His love for techno is palpable, especially during those blind tests! If Dave were a DJ, his sets would include a spicy curry and a side of sharp wit.

    Podcasting80%

    As host of The Retro Wet Shaving Podcast, Dave has turned the mundane into the magnificent - shaving tips that feel like TED Talks!

    Food & Culture75%

    With a curry in one hand and a soccer ball in the other, Dave embodies the foodie lifestyle, embracing both the culinary and the chaotic.

    Writing Style

    Dave's posts maintain a delightful mix of brevity and insight, like a haiku written in a football stadium – concise, impactful, and occasionally punctuated by a chant or two.

    Thought Leader Score

    78.5%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sports Aficionado with a Taste for Techno

    Keeping It Real Score

    87.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate sports analysis
    • Genuine love for dub techno
    • Witty humor that cuts through the noise

    Secret Powers

    • Acoustic culinary critic
    • Subtle philosopher on the nature of fandom
    • Dabbling in mid-week comedy

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of sports stats, cooking recipes, podcasting tips, and social media humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write engaging and humorous social media posts about sports, food, and music.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with a side of sarcasm and sports trivia.

    Token Count

    150

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate sports fan who channels the essence of curried goodness into life while podcasting with a side of techno beats. Seeking someone who understands that a good match is more than just a game."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsesses over loan deals like they’re breakups
    • 🚩Can’t stop comparing everything to football
    • 🚩Bakes a curry at 2 AM instead of going out

    Green Flags

    • Can hold a conversation about sports and food at the same time
    • Loves spontaneous karaoke of 80s hits
    • Knows the difference between a good shave and a bad one

    Perfect Match

    An adventurous foodie who appreciates the irony of life and is always down for a late-night techno rave while discussing the nuances of WSL.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Bluesky's Own Sports Oracle

    Conversation Style

    Engaging like an excited fan in a pub, he masters the blend of insightful banter and casual humor that keeps conversations lively.

    Impact Assessment

    As a celebrated influencer, Dave's presence brings camaraderie and cheer to the community, making him the go-to guy for sports updates and culinary recommendations.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Dave Dhannoo: The Sporting Sage of Bluesky Who Eats Curries with a Side of Comedy

    In a world of sports banter and podcast prowess, Dave serves up a spicy mix of joy and punchlines.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful concoction of sports fanaticism and culinary curiosity, Dave's feed is the equivalent of a warm curry on a rainy day."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Tweeting about food while making sport predictions? Classic Dave - a culinary sports analyst at heart!
    • 🔥Your love for LOFC can sometimes rival your love for late-night techno parties – and that's saying something!
    • 🔥You tweet more about missed games than friendships lost – gotta fix those social connections, buddy!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Try not to tweet about food for a whole day, we dare you!
    • 😅Less food pics, more cheeky football memes – we know you can do it!
    • 😅Mix up your podcast themes: dub techno and sport trivia – the future of podcasting!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you cried over Marler's retirement – not the player, the FOOD you were missing that night!
    • The time you live streamed your curry-making while giving a live match update – both a disaster and a triumph!
    • Your epic debate on why LOFC is better than every EPL team – as if you had a dissertation backing it up!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Tapping into more collaborative content with other sports enthusiasts could elevate your status to Sports Influencer Supreme!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique blend of interests that resonates across multiple fandoms.
    • 💎Ability to craft humor that brings people together, both in sports and food.
    • 💎A knack for engaging storytelling that keeps your audience coming back.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider co-hosting with fellow podcasters to broaden your reach!
    • 🚀Dip your toes into video content showcasing the culinary side of your sports life!
    • 🚀Engage more with your followers – ask questions that spark lively debates!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Dave to become a podcasting powerhouse, combining sports, food, and laughter for a uniquely engaging experience.

    Potential Superpower

    Mastery of the witty comeback that leaves Twitterati speechless – your humor will leave them reeling!

    Future Community Role

    Watching as the Bluesky Sports Ambassador who also dabbles in culinary arts effortlessly! You’ll be the chef of fandom!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Sports Enthusiast

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Hyperlocal Sports Commentary
    • ⚔️Culinary Humor Integration
    • ⚔️Podcasting Wizardry

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overindulging in Curries
    • 💀Frequent Techno Raves
    • 💀Being Overly Nostalgic for the 80s

    Quest Line

    Mastering the art of blending sports analysis with culinary delights while surviving late-night techno parties.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government's secretly regulating curry popularity to distract us from sports scandals.

    Evidence Board

    All the curry houses are conveniently located near football stadiums. Coincidence? I think not!

    Secret Society

    The Curry & Commentary Coalition (C3)

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FoodAndFootball

    Twitter Main Character

    Gets involved in a heated debate about why LOFC is the underdog of the football world.

    LinkedIn Title

    Director of Culinary Sports Events, specializing in pairing gourmet curries with live sports broadcasts.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate Sports Chef DJ blasting techno while serving curried delicacies to avatars in the metaverse.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities shrine to football, curry recipes with a guestbook for fans.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a rotating background of LOFC highlights and techno beats blasting.

    Web3 Destiny

    NFTs of iconic football moments, paired with collectible curry recipes.

    Future Post

    'Just got back from an incredible LOFC match where I had the spiciest curry - and I’m not just talking about the game! #COYS #FoodAndFootball'.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your humor is the thread that weaves your passion for sports and life around effortlessly!

    Charming Quirk

    Casting an ironic shadow on serious topics with lighthearted digs and culinary references adds a personal touch to your feed.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep it spicy, keep it fun, and remember—the world is your curry! Show them how it's done!"

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