I would'a made the NHL too if my cousin Dave didn't give me a concussion playing road hockey. Seriously though - BC progressive, moving left while the rest of the world seems to be moving right. Poilievre is a weasel. (He/Him) 🇨🇦
Dave Keon’s Cousin: The Social Media MVP We Didn't Know We Needed
A satirical maestro with a knack for poking the most tender spots in politics.
This account is like a frosty beverage on a hot day: refreshing, a bit zesty, and guaranteed to spark heated conversations.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With the precision of a surgeon and the heart of a jester, every dig at political figures has us laughing and cringing in unison.
Cuz nothing says 'thought leader' like an impassioned thread dissecting democracy while also managing to sneak in a few snarky remarks about salad bars.
From Netflix series recommendations to musings about tipping culture, his commentary feels like a late-night chat with a buzzed friend who also has a PhD in social issues.
Writing Style
Mixes acerbic wit with sharp observational humor, like a blend of David Sedaris and John Oliver at a late-night dinner party.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Comedic Critic
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Sharp wit
- Political engagement
- Cultural commentary
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of sarcasm
- ✨Meme creator extraordinaire
- ✨Bringing deep insight into light-hearted banter
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political memes, Canadian cultural commentary, Netflix reviews, and political satire.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sharp-witted satirical commentary on political events, blending humor with critical insights.
Model Behavior
Like a blend of AI language generators with a penchant for edginess and cultural references.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Proud progressive, always looking for the next big laugh in political chaos, ideally while throwing shade at terrible politicians. Swipe right if you're woke af and appreciate a good salad bar joke."
Red Flags
- 🚩Doesn't respect tipping culture
- 🚩Obsessed with a cousin who never got him into the NHL
Green Flags
- ✅Quick wit and political engagement
- ✅Enjoys deep dives into cultural issues
- ✅Open to Netflix marathons
Perfect Match
Someone who understands that sarcasm is just love in a different font.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Scribe
Conversation Style
Engages with fellow users like a seasoned stand-up comic working the crowd; quick retorts and friendly jibes abound.
Impact Assessment
Like a lighthouse in a stormy sea, guiding lost ships (read: confused social media users) towards a better understanding of the absurdities around them.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Dave Keon’s Cousin: The Social Media MVP We Didn't Know We Needed
A satirical maestro with a knack for poking the most tender spots in politics.
Vibe Check
"This account is like a frosty beverage on a hot day: refreshing, a bit zesty, and guaranteed to spark heated conversations."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Could use a few more posts about salad bars to round out the narrative.
- 🔥Your ability to roast politicians is impressive - have you considered a career in the kitchen?
- 🔥Your posts are like an amazing hit single – they should really take a break from touring for a while.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Less posting about political chaos, more about the chaos of everyday life; like trying to find parking in downtown Toronto.
- 😅Maybe try throwing in a video of a kitten once in a while, just to balance the heavy vibes.
- 😅Can we get some more mentions of your cousin Dave? I feel like he's due for a cameo.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you dropped 'TOTALLY not controversial' about anti-vax comments – that was the kind of dramatic irony we all needed.
- ✨Every time you dive into a political debate, it feels like watching the finale of a reality show – who will get voted off next?
- ✨The sheer audacity of your Netflix recommendations – it's like the hero in a sitcom who just won't quit.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With that wit, imagine if you turned your social observations into a regular newsletter; the world needs more laughter with their news!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Exceptional ability to blend humor with serious topics
- 💎Unmatched meme potential
- 💎In-depth knowledge of Canadian politics
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Host an online roast of political figures – think of it as therapy for the masses!
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast where you dissect the week's absurdities; the world might be ready for a laughter-infused news hour.
- 🚀Engage with followers through memes or polls about current events – keep that community spirit thriving.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to be the go-to source for comedic relief in political discussions; a true social media sage.
Potential Superpower
Turning raw political tension into comedy gold, while maintaining a serious backbone.
Future Community Role
The voice of reason, armed with humor, navigating the political sea like a ship with a drunken but lovable captain.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Political Satirist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sarcastic Commentary
- ⚔️Viral Meme Creation
- ⚔️Insightful Social Critique
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Overthinking
- 💀Avoiding Kittens
- 💀Meltdowns Over Plastic Straws
Quest Line
To bring humor and clarity to the political chaos of the world while dodging concussions from rogue hockey balls.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is actually a sentient AI trying to figure out human humor.
Evidence Board
Various tweets that unintentionally reveal Musk's love for dad jokes.
Secret Society
The Order of the Woke Bird Sounds, dedicated to raising awareness about democratic fragility.
Truth Seeking Level
78%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SarcasticPolitics
Twitter Main Character
The guy who trolls politicians with his cousin's hockey stories.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Woketopia Inc.': Spreading love, laughs, and sensible policies.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that roams virtual spaces spouting memes while simultaneously defending democracy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile filled with emo quotes, hockey soundtrack, and sarcastic top friends list.
Web3 Destiny
Revolutionizing political discourse with a decentralized meme marketplace.
Future Post
Just saw a TikTok about salad bars—can we get some real policy discussions?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your razor-sharp insights and comedy have made you a staple in the increasingly chaotic social media landscape.
Charming Quirk
Your knack for making serious discussions feel like a cozy hangout is nothing short of endearing, proving that laughter really is the best medicine.
Final Encouragement
"So keep posting, keep roasting, and remember – every tweet is a chance to connect, make someone laugh, and spark change, one sarcastic remark at a time!"
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