David's posts sound like a linguistics textbook came to life and spiced it up with a dash of sass. He revels in the beauty of syntax, and we’d be remiss not to appreciate his unique ability to make even the driest theories feel like a party.

Our linguistic hero isn’t just about syntax; he’s also a proud ally, wielding hashtags like #LGBTQSTEMDay as if they were magic spells in his enchanting quest for social justice. He tackles issues with the fervor of a linguistic debate and a heart full of rainbows.

With an occasional cat cameo and a sprinkle of pop culture references (who could forget that made-up creole language for a Netflix series?), David seamlessly blends the erudite with the relatable. Honestly, if there’s a conlang for cat meows, he’d probably be working on it.