- Frenchman speaking English in Japan. - Monster in the classic Dr. Who. - Mobster in Bollywood. http://davidbhimself.online Follow @david.setouchi.social for more serious matters.
David B. Himself: The French Dadaist of Bluesky
A social media savant navigating the absurdity of global discourse with French flair.
Imagine if a philosophical crow and a sardonic film critic had a baby, and that baby learned to tweet.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David tackles complex socio-political issues with the grace of a ballet dancer on a bed of nails, often provoking a mix of outrage and applause.
His posts on nature strike a chord, serving as gentle reminders that even barren trees tell great stories—if only they had social media accounts.
From Godzilla to The Last Jedi, David dissects pop culture with a surgeon's precision—except when he’s also casually trashing it.
Writing Style
A mix of poetic flourishes and dry wit. His posts read like the love child of a haiku and a Twitter thread, always making you ponder and smirk at the same time.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Existentialist Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Bold cultural commentary
- Witty reflections on everyday absurdities
- Artistic photography with a philosophical twist
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of sarcastic life hacks
- ✨Poetic insights on climate change
- ✨Unexpectedly deep movie analysis
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mixture of highbrow philosophy, internet memes, and ecological awareness.
Prompt Engineering
Generate clever and insightful commentary on socio-political issues and pop culture phenomena.
Model Behavior
Like an exasperated yet wise professor who can’t help but roast students’ choices in cinema.
Token Count
4200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Fluent in existential dread and witty banter. Seeking someone who loves deep conversations about pop culture and the environment—preferably while we enjoy coffee in a serene garden with bare trees."
Red Flags
- 🚩Potentially turns all conversations into philosophical debates
- 🚩Might rant about political matters at inopportune moments
- 🚩Obsessed with crows and their mythical counterparts—may take crow-watching too seriously
Green Flags
- ✅Extremely insightful about climate change
- ✅Knows how to make you both laugh and think simultaneously
- ✅Can share a majestic selfie with a barren tree
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys thoughtful discussions, appreciates nature, and can dish out sarcastic life hacks over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Wise Cracker
Conversation Style
Engages with a blend of acerbic wit and genuine interest, making you laugh while questioning your life choices.
Impact Assessment
A beacon of intellectual humor, David elevates the discourse, turning mundane interactions into stylized performances.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David B. Himself: The French Dadaist of Bluesky
A social media savant navigating the absurdity of global discourse with French flair.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if a philosophical crow and a sardonic film critic had a baby, and that baby learned to tweet."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If blocklists had feelings, they’d need therapy after reading your posts.
- 🔥Your hot takes on political matters could probably boil an egg—if only eggs were offended.
- 🔥The Last Jedi may reward analysis, but your takes on it might just reward therapy!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅More posts about the beauty of barren trees, less about the existential dread of modern politics?
- 😅Try to respond to one tweet without bringing up a dystopian rabbit hole. Just one!
- 😅Can we get through a week without mentioning Godzilla? Asking for a friend.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment you call a judge sublime and the internet collectively gasps—it’s David’s world, we’re just living in it.
- ✨The time you turned a simple afternoon outdoors into a philosophical retreat—nature’s therapy session!
- ✨Your attempt at a life hack is the kind of brilliance that could make a sitcom character.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a bit more focus on consistency, you could turn your posts into a published essay collection—it’s like poetry but with more sarcasm.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Bilingual commentary that spices up the discourse—like adding curry to a traditional French dish.
- 💎A knack for connecting global issues to local sensibilities; it’s like being a cultural translator in real-time.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀How about some video content? Your wit deserves to be seen, not just read—imagine sarcastic vlogs!
- 🚀Consider curating some Twitter Spaces discussions on those hot takes; your followers would bring the soufflé, you bring the spice.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect David to host his own podcast, where he’ll roast cultural phenomena while sipping artisanal coffee, naturally.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane event into a profound life lesson, wrapped in wit.
Future Community Role
The go-to figure for philosophical musings and cultural critiques, leading the charge against mediocrity one tweet at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Philosophical Crow
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cultural Commentary Master
- ⚔️Sardonic Humorist
- ⚔️Nature Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to overanalyze Everything
- 💀Amateur Political Punditry
- 💀Existential Dread
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdities of modern life through sarcastic commentary, one tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly hiring crows as spies, and David is their diplomatic liaison in Japan.
Evidence Board
Countless images of crows working in pairs, appearing where cultural commentary is needed most, and a clandestine meeting in an autumn park.
Secret Society
The Order of the Philosophical Crows
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IntellectualHumor
Twitter Main Character
David literally arguing with a tree over the merits of climate change while filming it for TikTok.
LinkedIn Title
Cultural Critic & Political Analyst, specializing in the absurdities of modern governance.
Metaverse Final Form
A neon-lit café where every table is surrounded by barren trees, and patrons engage in philosophical debates with digital crows.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile music set to dramatic movie scores, a top friends list featuring favorite books, and a blog dedicated to philosophical musings on ‘Lost’ and ‘The Matrix’.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for sharing thoughts on the future of culture in an eco-conscious digital age, earning them crypto rewards for insightful posts.
Future Post
Reflecting on how 2024 was the year we all decided to walk barefoot on grass and breathe fresh air instead of consuming stale memes.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unique blend of humor and insight sets you apart; you’re like the espresso shot in a rather bland cup of social media.
Charming Quirk
Never forget your talent for turning a life hack into an art form; it’s a rare skill and equally charming.
Final Encouragement
"Keep poking at the absurdities of life, David! The world needs a little more of your witty chaos."
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