conputer dipshit

@davidcrespo.bsky.social

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Dec 4, 2024

web dev + hot dad. enjoy charts, unions, conputer games, philosophy. chicago

Welcome to the Wild World of Conputer Dipshit

Where web dev wisdom meets dad jokes and philosophical musings.

A delightful crossroad of tech obsession, dad humor, and a hint of existential dread.

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Authenticity

78.5%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Gaming

80%

Software Development

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Gaming85%

From spooky mice to ghastly gameplay, he’s got the inside scoop on what scares us in tech!

Software Development80%

Mixing technical advice with a side of snark, he's like a software sommelier recommending the finest bugs to debug.

Philosophy and Culture75%

Occasionally dropping truth bombs while contemplating the absurdity of Disney’s latest offering.

Writing Style

Informal yet insightful, blending memes and market trends as smoothly as butter on hot toast.

Thought Leader Score

78.5%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Techie Philosopher Dad

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

In-depth tech analysis
Unexpected humor
Quirky dad anecdotes

Secret Powers

✨Writing engaging product reviews
✨Making the mundane sound profound
✨Spotting trends in tech and culture

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A wide array of tech forums, dad blogs, and philosophical treatises, sprinkled with dad jokes and humor from Reddit.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous yet insightful commentary on tech, culture, and parenting while maintaining a light-hearted tone.

Model Behavior

Kind of like GPT but with a slight dad vibe and a penchant for gaming references.

Token Count

4200

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Bio

"Web developer, hot dad, and occasional philosopher. Seeking someone who appreciates tech banter, dad jokes, and the occasional deep dive into why Disney’s latest is a visual disaster."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessive need to discuss code
🚩Tendency to overanalyze pop culture
🚩Frequently talks about children’s jokes more than adult ones

Green Flags

✅Humor is a top priority
✅Enjoys philosophical debates
✅Likes games and tech as much as family

Perfect Match

A fellow techie who can keep up with dad jokes and engage in deep chats about software and life.

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Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Tech Sage with a Dash of Humor

Conversation Style

Engaging yet slightly chaotic, like a dad trying to explain coding to his toddler.

Impact Assessment

He brings a unique blend of intellect and amusement to the Bluesky universe, making tech discussions feel like family game night.

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Welcome to the Wild World of Conputer Dipshit

Where web dev wisdom meets dad jokes and philosophical musings.

Vibe Check

"A delightful crossroad of tech obsession, dad humor, and a hint of existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Spending half his time pondering software while the other half is dedicated to his kids' adventures — multitasking goals!
🔥He’d probably miss a train because he was too busy contemplating if ‘tripescript’ was a clever wordplay or a serious critique.
🔥Possibly the only person who gets confused more by file reading in new languages than his toddler’s jokes.

Quirky Challenges

😅Cryptic tweets that read like poetry only a dad could appreciate.
😅An inexplicable obsession with finding the perfect terminal setup that rivals his relationship with his coffee machine.
😅Constantly questioning why modern tech is so ugly, yet his handle is 'conputer dipshit'.

Main Character Moments

✨Announcing ACT 10 like it was a blockbuster film — can I get a trailer next time?
✨Questioning Spotify’s ads while wielding a philosophical approach — the real dad-joke existential crisis.
✨Turning daily observations into profound insights, like the true dad philosopher he is.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

He could be the next big voice in tech commentary if he leans into his humor more!

Unique Advantages

💎Authentic engagement with followers, creating a familial vibe in tech discussions.
💎Ability to turn tech rants into relatable anecdotes about fatherhood and life.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider launching a series titled 'Dad vs. Tech' where he tackles everyday tech challenges with a comedic twist.
🚀Engage more with his followers through polls to spark conversations about tech, culture, and the mysteries of being a dad.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

He'll likely evolve into a tech influencer who combines fatherhood and philosophy — think Mr. Rogers meets Linus Torvalds.

Potential Superpower

His ability to blend humor with technical jargon will set him apart, making complex topics digestible for all.

Future Community Role

Community philosopher king, where his thoughts on tech trends spark both debates and laughs.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Dad Joke Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Techie Insights
⚔️Dad Humor
⚔️Cultural Critique

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking every software issue
💀Getting distracted by child-related antics
💀Obsessing over snack choices

Quest Line

Navigating the intricate world of tech while balancing the chaotic adventures of fatherhood.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Illuminati is controlling the software development industry to keep developers from discovering the ultimate dad joke.

Evidence Board

Strange coincidences in software releases coincide with dad holidays; suspiciously timed updates during sporting events; the uncanny ability of certain developers to make dad jokes without having kids.

Secret Society

The Order of the Dad Joke Developers

Truth Seeking Level

83%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DadJokesInTech

Twitter Main Character

The dad who accidentally goes viral for mistakenly thinking 'tripescript' is a new programming language.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Dadventures in Tech, specializing in integrating fatherhood with software development.

Metaverse Final Form

A fully immersive dad joke experience in the Metaverse, where tech and humor collide.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated gifs, scrolling marquee text about coding tutorials, and a section dedicated to dad jokes.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a top 8 that includes favorite coding languages and a playlist of dad-themed tunes.

Web3 Destiny

Tokenized dad jokes as NFTs — who wouldn't want to own a virtual 'dad quip' as an asset?

Future Post

"Just discovered LLMs can’t explain why my kid’s joke about gravy was so funny. Can we get some AIs in here to translate humor?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to weave humor into the tech narrative helps demystify complex concepts.

Charming Quirk

The quirky spelling of 'conputer' will forever be his hallmark — a dad joke in its own right.

Final Encouragement

"Keep those dad jokes rolling, David! The world needs your blend of wisdom and whimsy more than ever!"

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