David J Bauman

@davidjbauman.bsky.social

Followers

1,213

Posts

3,241

Following

925

Packs

Joined

Jul 17, 2023

Roasted

Jan 1, 2025

Poet, librarian, birder. 🌈 New Ohio Review, Shenandoah, Crab Creek Review, the MacGuffin, Valparaiso Poetry Review. Three chapbooks, including *Mapping the Valley: Hospital Poems*, with my son Micah, Seven Kitchens Press. davidjbauman.com/ct #313,276

David J Bauman: The Poet Who Tweets Like a Birdwatcher

A lyrical librarian with an eye for birds and a penchant for poetic precision.

Intellectually rich yet refreshingly relatable, his feed is like a cozy café where the coffee's as strong as the metaphors.

88%

Authenticity

76%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Poetry

80%

Birdwatching

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Poetry95%

David's poetic musings range from urgent community calls to introspective reflections, proving he's as serious about verse as a librarian guarding the last copy of "To Kill a Mockingbird."

Birdwatching80%

His birding adventures are more than just a hobby; they’re a metaphor for seeing beauty in the mundane. If only all poets had a pair of binoculars and a 'Birder of the Year' calendar.

Community Engagement90%

He’s a tireless advocate for the poetry community, juggling deadlines like a librarian juggling overdue book fines—very seriously but with a twinkle in his eye.

Writing Style

A seamless blend of poetic flair and raw honesty, David writes like he’s pouring his heart into an espresso shot—strong, bittersweet, and a little messy.

Thought Leader Score

76%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Birdwatcher

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Poetic prowess
Librarian-like wisdom
Birdwatching expertise
Witty observations

Secret Powers

✨Crafting haikus on the fly
✨Espresso-making skills
✨Mastering sarcasm in 280 characters

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Training Data

A blend of poetry, literary criticism, birdwatching, and self-reflective humor.

Prompt Engineering

Define a poet's role in social media while incorporating birdwatching and community engagement.

Model Behavior

Like a calm librarian who loves to dabble in whimsical metaphors, yet converses like a wisecracking poet.

Token Count

380

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Librarian and poet seeking a fellow sunshine-enthusiast who enjoys long walks in nature and debates about the literary canon. Must appreciate espresso and not mind the occasional birdwatching adventure!"

Red Flags

🚩Can be overly serious about poetry deadlines.
🚩Might recite sonnets during dinner.
🚩Has a penchant for obscure literary references.

Green Flags

✅Writes beautiful poetry.
✅Loves birdwatching.
✅Cares deeply about community and wellness.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys cozy cafés, caffeine-fueled conversations, and could handle impromptu poetry slams.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Encouraging Mentor

Conversation Style

David's replies are like warm hugs from a favorite teacher—supportive, insightful, and occasionally punctuated by timely dad jokes.

Impact Assessment

With a following of over a thousand, David is the literary equivalent of a cozy blanket on a chilly Ohio evening, comforting and always ready to inspire.

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David J Bauman: The Poet Who Tweets Like a Birdwatcher

A lyrical librarian with an eye for birds and a penchant for poetic precision.

Vibe Check

"Intellectually rich yet refreshingly relatable, his feed is like a cozy café where the coffee's as strong as the metaphors."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like a poet but still can’t find the rhyme in a grocery list.
🔥Sometimes, he tweets as if he’s debating on whether to publish a pamphlet or a novel.
🔥His musings are like a fine wine, aged to perfection—just don’t mention the corked bottle of ‘social media’ he’s trying to open.

Quirky Challenges

😅Overthinking the simplest of topics, like the ethics of a ‘songoftheday’ tag in 2025.
😅Being too relatable, almost like a plot twist in a rom-com where he ends up sharing coffee with a bird.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring his espresso pot the ‘sacred chalice’ of Saturday mornings.
✨Getting emotionally invested over bird sightings like they’re celebrity news.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With more engagement, David could easily transition from local poet to an influential voice in the literary world.

Unique Advantages

💎Deep knowledge of the poetry scene
💎A relatable personal brand that resonates with many
💎An innate ability to create community around literature

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Start a weekly poetry challenge for followers to engage more deeply.
🚀Host live readings where followers can interact—imagine the ‘Zoom in’ on the poetic journey!
🚀Dabble in some playful multimedia content—combining poetry readings with birdsong backgrounds could be a hit!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

David will morph into a beloved multimedia poet, charming audiences with both his words and whimsical birdwatching tales.

Potential Superpower

His observational humor will make him the go-to poet for personal yet universal themes, earning him a larger platform.

Future Community Role

He’ll likely become a cherished figure in the literary community, known for his humor-infused wisdom and genuine encouragement.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

The Thoughtful Birdwatcher

Special Abilities

⚔️Poetry Posting
⚔️Birdwatching Insights
⚔️Witty Observations
⚔️Librarian-Level Insight

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Simple Topics
💀Twitter Rhyme Schemes
💀Getting Lost in Birdwatching

Quest Line

To inspire the world with poetic musings and bird-inspired wisdom.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The avian community is secretly working with poets to inspire humanity through birdsong.

Evidence Board

Mysterious bird sightings coincide with poet events, birds seem to appear out of nowhere during readings.

Secret Society

The Feathered Quill Society: A group linking birdwatchers and poets to unlock the secrets of inspiration.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoetsAndBirdwatchers: Where literary musings meet avian sightings.

Twitter Main Character

The poet who inadvertently triggers a viral birdwatching challenge.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Creative Officer & Birdwatching Enthusiast at Literary Flights Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A tranquil poetry garden that doubles as a birdwatching hotspot, complete with virtual espresso.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page adorned with animated gifs of birds and poetic quotes, complete with iridescent backgrounds.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace profile with a top 8 that includes favorite poets and a playlist featuring only songs about birds.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for poets and birdwatchers to share their work and sightings, governed by a community of literary enthusiasts.

Future Post

'Just witnessed the most profound expression of nature's harmony during my morning birdwatching session—felt inspired to write a sonnet about the experience! #PoetryAndBirds'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

An extraordinary poet who merges wisdom with whimsy effortlessly, creating an inviting online atmosphere.

Charming Quirk

His tweets often feel like a cozy chat over coffee, filled with poetry and the occasional bird call.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spreading the joy of poetry, David! Remember: the world needs more bird-song and less ‘at the end of the day’!"

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