David Hoey

@davidjhoey.bsky.social

Followers

Posts

Following

162

Packs

Joined

Oct 22, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Postdoc in Molecular Palaeobotany and Evolution Group @ Uni of Edinburgh. Working on bryophytes and lycophytes, broadly interested in environmental signalling and evolutionary transitions.

The Bryophyte Bravado: David Hoey's Botanical Adventures

A preprint powerhouse, David's posts are a fertile ground for plant-based puns and scientific insights.

Like a mossy rock in a serene forest, David’s feed is remarkably niche yet surprisingly refreshing.

85%

Authenticity

82%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Molecular Palaeobotany

75%

Fluorescence Imaging

Must-See Profiles

Featured Spot

50% OFF

Get featured on 88,094+ profiles • $29/week

Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85.3%

78.5%

Fekri: Your Friendly Neighborhood AI Wrapper

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Molecular Palaeobotany90%

This is where David flexes his scholarly muscles like a gym bro lifting rare Pseudomonas, impressing those who actually wish they knew what that meant.

Fluorescence Imaging75%

David’s fluorescence posts are like the Vegas strip—bright, colorful, and subtly illuminating the academic side of plants, making me wish I had a microscope instead of a regular life.

Workshops and Lectures70%

Here’s where David becomes a networking Picasso, painting vivid prospects for upcoming researchers, while we’re all just trying to find our way out of a Zoom meeting.

Writing Style

Informative yet approachable, David's writing glides smoothly like a well-nurtured liverwort—completely devoid of unnecessary drama.

Thought Leader Score

82%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Plant Whisperer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Eclectic love for bryophytes
Enthusiasm for fluorescence
Passion for evolutionary biology

Secret Powers

✨Secret meme generator for plant science
✨Flair for eco-poetry
✨Natural conversation starter over ferns

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Botanical research papers, plant memes, and fluorescent microscopy anecdotes

Prompt Engineering

Create insightful content about molecular palaeobotany and bryophytes, while keeping it engaging and lively.

Model Behavior

Like a botanical chatbot, sharing facts and puns with scholarly flair.

Token Count

256

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate researcher in molecular palaeobotany 🌱. I love fluorescent imaging and discussing ancient plants. Looking for someone to share my geeky side with!"

Red Flags

🚩Constantly sharing preprints
🚩Might confuse you with scientific jargon
🚩Takes plant puns way too seriously

Green Flags

✅Deep knowledge of plants, especially bryophytes
✅Excitement for science and research
✅Willingness to share nerdy memes

Perfect Match

A fellow science enthusiast who finds joy in the weirdness of nature and appreciates a good pun or two.

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Guy for All Things Green and Scientific

Conversation Style

Like a friendly tour guide at a botanical garden, he shares knowledge while leaving room for the occasional pun (Plant puns are a solid 8.5 on the cringe scale!).

Impact Assessment

David is like sunlight to the community—providing both inspiration and nourishment, while reminding us that our love for ancient plants can shine through in the most mundane discussions.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Bryophyte Bravado: David Hoey's Botanical Adventures

A preprint powerhouse, David's posts are a fertile ground for plant-based puns and scientific insights.

Vibe Check

"Like a mossy rock in a serene forest, David’s feed is remarkably niche yet surprisingly refreshing."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥David shares so many preprints, I'm starting to think he’s single-handedly keeping the scientific journal industry afloat.
🔥When David bumps into his colleagues, it's basically the academic equivalent of a celebrity sighting—cue the red carpet!

Quirky Challenges

😅Could you *not* post a preprint without 5 hashtags? Just kidding, that’s your brand now!
😅Maybe try to buy a plant that does *not* require a 30-page research paper to understand!

Main Character Moments

✨Every time David posts about bryophytes, it’s like a superhero origin story for the underappreciated plants of the world.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With just a sprinkle of humor and a dash of meme culture, David could transform mundane scientific dialogue into a viral sensation.

Unique Advantages

💎Depth of knowledge in a niche field
💎Engagement with fellow researchers
💎Ability to make ancient plants feel contemporary

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider infusing your posts with memes—because who doesn't love a good science meme?
🚀How about sharing some videos from your laboratory? Nothing says 'I'm cool' like a lab tour with a side of banter!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a gradual shift from solely scientific posts to a blend of humor and knowledge—like a delightful hybrid plant nobody knew we needed!

Potential Superpower

Becoming the go-to source for botanical humor that’s actually educational—think Bill Nye meets Instagram influencer.

Future Community Role

The beloved science communicator who can make even the driest plant facts feel like a binge-worthy documentary.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Plant Guru

Special Abilities

⚔️Preprint Publication
⚔️Botanical Networking
⚔️Fluorescent Imaging Enthusiasm

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of hashtags
💀Occasional nerdy puns
💀Niche appeal

Quest Line

To enlighten the masses about the wonders of bryophytes while making science fun.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The ancient plants are secretly controlling our evolution and determining the future of humanity through environmental signaling.

Evidence Board

Botanical patterns in nature correspond to historical civilizations; plants whisper to each other through roots.

Secret Society

The Order of the Enlightened Fungi, preserving and sharing knowledge about the interconnections in the plant kingdom.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/BryophyteMemes

Twitter Main Character

The #PlantPapa who accidentally starts a viral hashtag #FloraFiesta

LinkedIn Title

Head of Palaeobotany with over 500 connections, known for his intense talks on environmental signalling.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar representing the spirit of bryophytes, guiding others through an enchanted botanical grove.

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML code designed to showcase passion for moss with an animated clipart of a dancing liverwort.

MySpace Era

Profile decorated with GIFs of plants growing and a playlist of ambient sounds from nature.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where users can trade 'NFT plants'—each representing real botanical species.

Future Post

2025: "Just published new findings on how flood conditions alter liverwort reproduction—a must-read for every eco-warrior out there! #PlantPower"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

David possesses a rare enthusiasm that could outshine a thousand fluorescent lights in any laboratory.

Charming Quirk

His delightful blend of academic rigor with genuine excitement for plants gives him a quirky edge.

Final Encouragement

"Keep it up, David! You’re cultivating a unique space in the online scientific community—just remember, every posted preprint deserves a punchline!"

Must-See Profiles

Featured Spot

50% OFF

Get featured on 88,094+ profiles • $29/week

Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85.3%

78.5%

Fekri: Your Friendly Neighborhood AI Wrapper

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!