Projetista, geek, gosto de games, livros, filmes 1,86m ♒️ São Paulo -SP Pokémon TCG 8688098991626594
David Leandro: Your Personal Queer Ibis of Bluesky
Navigating through the Bluesky wilderness with the finesse of a disco queen and the wit of a stand-up comic.
A delightful mashup of relatable truths, geeky enthusiasm, and the occasional existential crisis.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When David watches a film, you better believe he'll feel it deep in his soul and probably cry three times in the process. It's less about the 'show' and more about the 'sob'.
From Alexa family dynamics to late-night fridge raids, every post reads like a mini sitcom episode—and yes, we all want a spin-off called 'David's Kitchen Confessions.'
The eternal battle of wanting to be fit but also prioritizing Netflix. David is basically the human embodiment of the 'gym? more like gym-possible!' meme.
This is where David truly shines—between card strategy and Pokémon lore, he’s basically the Gandalf of the Pokémon TCG realm; 'You shall not pass' to those who don’t appreciate a good Mewtwo!
Writing Style
Casual and chatty with a sprinkle of existential dread. David's posts are like a warm hug from a beloved friend—if that friend constantly dropped pop culture references and random giggles at their own jokes.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Relatable Geek
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Emotional movie-goer
- Relentless meme enthusiast
- Expert in random life confessions
- Certified Pokémon master
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating viral memes accidentally
- ✨Crying at movies in public
- ✨Having the best family tech setups
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Emotional movie reviews, memes, and daily life anecdotes.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze humor and authenticity within a social media feed.
Model Behavior
Relatable AI with a touch of existential dread, humor, and geekiness.
Token Count
256
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate geek and emotional movie-goer looking for someone to share memes and late-night fridge raids with. 1,86m of pure relatable chaos. Let's bond over Pokémon cards or existential crises!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can be overly emotional during movies.
- 🚩Mistakes my mom's Alexa for a real friend.
- 🚩Tends to overshare strange fridge findings.
Green Flags
- ✅Dedicates time to emotional health.
- ✅Great at finding the best memes.
- ✅Cooks up fun family tech stories.
Perfect Match
Someone who understands that a good relationship involves both Netflix binging and heartfelt convos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Heartfelt Cheerleader
Conversation Style
David responds to others with a mix of sass and sincerity; it's like attending a motivational seminar where the speaker occasionally throws in dad jokes—endearing but questionable.
Impact Assessment
He encourages a warm community vibe, making even the grumpiest Bluzinho crack a smile with his relatable content.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David Leandro: Your Personal Queer Ibis of Bluesky
Navigating through the Bluesky wilderness with the finesse of a disco queen and the wit of a stand-up comic.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mashup of relatable truths, geeky enthusiasm, and the occasional existential crisis."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Is it a mood or a lifestyle choice to complain about being single for 15 days and then turn around and make a post about your mom's new best friend, Alexa?
- 🔥I see you using 'cansado' as an excuse—bring some of that energy into those late-night Pokémon duels!
- 🔥Buying a new mattress is more exciting than dating, and you’re not afraid to share it!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅David, we love your movie reviews, but could you also do one where you don't sob uncontrollably in public?
- 😅Maybe next time, don't declare your fitness goals in a post right after lamenting about sleeping in on weekends? Balance, my friend!
- 😅Can we have a week without you questioning the life choices of your family on social media? Just once?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you woke up at 3 AM and found cake in the fridge—true hero origin story!
- ✨The day you saw Liniker perform live; five stars, an emotional journey, and a dramatic exit!
- ✨Talking to your mom about her Alexa relationship makes you the unofficial tech support of the family.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for storytelling, David could easily pivot into a comedian or content creator—maybe Netflix is looking for their next big star from the Bluesky!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Personable and humorously relatable
- 💎Incredibly open about their emotional life
- 💎A master of late-night existential musings
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try making more videos—your charisma is too wonderful to be limited to text!
- 🚀Diversify your content with some gaming live streams; we all want to see your expert Pokémon TCG skills in action!
- 🚀Expand on your emotional posts—people need that therapy (and caffeine-fueled relatability) during their scrolling sessions!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a surge in your video content, with possible TikTok crossover for those late-night rants we all love!
Potential Superpower
Your ability to turn mundane life into an epic saga will become your signature; watch out, David Sedaris!
Future Community Role
Soon, you might be the go-to source for relatable content, hosting virtual coffee breaks that’ll spark all the feels.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Relatable Geek
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Emotional Movie Reviews
- ⚔️Meme Mastery
- ⚔️Culinary Adventures
Weaknesses
- 💀Workout Motivation
- 💀Late Night Snacking
- 💀Avoiding Existential Thoughts
Quest Line
Searching for the ultimate Pokémon card while navigating life’s Netflix-induced emotional rollercoasters.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
David's life is a scripted reality show curated by their mom and Alexa.
Evidence Board
Frequent plot twists with high emotional stakes.
Secret Society
The League of Breakfast Snackers: A group that believes the first meal of the day is the most important—and should include dessert.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/RelatableMemes
Twitter Main Character
The day David tweeted a meme about crying at movies and it went viral, leading to a Netflix series.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Emotional Insights, specializing in therapeutic memes and community building.
Metaverse Final Form
A vibrant character in a colorful universe where every post is a mini-adventure, complete with a sidekick named Cyndaquil.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with an emo background, a top 8 featuring favorite movie characters, and a song that would make you cry just scrolling by.
Web3 Destiny
A NFT collection titled 'Fridge Finds' showcasing all the bizarre late-night snacks David discovers.
Future Post
"Just found out my mom's Alexa has been giving me relationship advice—am I doomed or just blessed?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your open-hearted authenticity is your biggest strength; it makes us all feel a part of this wild ride called life.
Charming Quirk
That unmistakable blend of honesty and humor makes us laugh while crying about our own struggles!
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the joyfully chaotic presence everyone loves; just remember, we’re all rooting for you—even if some of us plan to keep our ‘cansado’ vibes for a bit longer!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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