Midwest League Archivist. Photographer. White Sox fan. Blackhawks fan. Cyclist. Metalhead. Baseball nerd. SABR, Autistic. ADHD, Liberal Democrat, LBGTQ+ Ally Was on Twitter as @mwlarchives @malamutphoto @davidmalamut http://malamut.net
David Malamut: Your Friendly Neighborhood Baseball Archivist
A statistical savant living in a world of rosters and retail chaos.
A loving tribute to America’s favorite pastime meets the social media equivalent of a well-organized shoebox.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David lives, breathes, and probably dreams in rosters from the Midwest League. If he annotated the history of minor league baseball, it’d be a 2,000-page bestseller—let’s just hope he gets to the publishing part soon!
Our archivist isn’t just about baseball; he’s also a trooper about mental health, turning Black Friday horror stories into relatable content. Retail hell doesn’t stand a chance against David’s candid posts!
Each ‘Song of the Day’ could serve as a motivational playlist for overcoming life’s challenges or just a great way to headbang while organizing rosters—rock on, David!
Writing Style
David has the unique ability to make mundane tasks sound epic, as he describes sorting through a millennium of scorecards like battling through the dark ages of minor league statistics. He writes like he’s finishing a late-night research paper on the history of baseball during a caffeine high—delightfully all over the place!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Stats Nerd with a Metal Heart
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Baseball lore enthusiast
- Candid about mental health
- Passionate music taste
Secret Powers
- ✨Photo archiving wizardry
- ✨Roasting the retail experience
- ✨Creating baseball-themed memes
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
All known statistics, game rosters, and retail horror stories, mixed with heavy metal and candid mental health discussions.
Prompt Engineering
Write detailed baseball rosters while infusing a heavy metal soundtrack into everyday life.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky, passion-driven chatbot that’s obsessed with minor league history and the feel of metal riffs.
Token Count
420
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone to share game nights, rock concerts, and deep discussions about life and baseball lore. Bonus points if you can handle a chaotic organizational system!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Maybe a little too obsessed with 1994 Appleton Foxes stats.
- 🚩Low tolerance for oversensitivity, especially during Black Friday sales.
- 🚩Will make you look at thousands of baseball photos.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about preserving history, both personal and baseball-related.
- ✅Knows the difference between a slider and a curveball—very important!
- ✅Will cheer you on like a designated hitter in the 9th!
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys baseball as much as music, and can join me in both headbanging and reminiscing about midwest league rosters.
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Keeper of Minor League Memories
Conversation Style
Engages like the uncle who shows up only at family reunions but somehow has the best stories about everyone’s childhood. His replies are like baseball cards—packed with nostalgia and occasionally showing up twice!
Impact Assessment
David’s contributions are like a warm hug during a frigid winter game, always reminding us of the rich history of baseball while simultaneously providing comic relief from retail chaos.
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David Malamut: Your Friendly Neighborhood Baseball Archivist
A statistical savant living in a world of rosters and retail chaos.
Vibe Check
"A loving tribute to America’s favorite pastime meets the social media equivalent of a well-organized shoebox."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥With the number of 'roster of the day' posts, David’s about one step away from publishing a coffee table book that’s basically an encyclopedia of the Midwest League—a really, really specific encyclopedia.
- 🔥At this point, we know more about the 1994 Appleton Foxes than our own family trees!
- 🔥His posts have become so iconic that I wouldn’t be surprised if ‘roster of the day’ becomes a trending hashtag, thanks to his enthusiasm.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Practicing the art of engaging with followers without accidental baseball trivia contest; those can get intense.
- 😅Balancing the archival life of a baseball nerd while navigating the retail apocalypse—like trying to hit a curveball while blindfolded!
- 😅Using spellcheck on ‘organized’—apparently it’s a recurring theme!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring war on retail hell while holding a pristine game scorecard, proving once and for all that he can multitask like a pro.
- ✨Creating a mental soundtrack of heavy metal to organize his baseball memories—talk about a personal theme song!
- ✨Sharing the pain of overstimulation while invoking the spirit of past baseball legends—clutch move, David!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With all the pent-up energy from organizing baseball memorabilia, David could launch a viral campaign that celebrates minor league teams; I’m imagining hashtags like #MidwestLeagueLove and #BaseballChronicles!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unmatched dedication to preserving baseball history
- 💎Ability to connect deeply with fellow fans through shared experiences
- 💎A knack for relatability in the face of retail chaos
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting weekly trivia nights based on your extensive baseball knowledge—just make sure to show mercy to your competitors!
- 🚀Start a podcast or a video series diving into lesser-known baseball stories; imagine a mashup of baseball, metal, and mental health—it’ll be a home run!
- 🚀Try incorporating more banter into those meticulous roster posts—because who doesn’t love a little sass with their sabermetrics?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
David will find a way to marry his passion for baseball with a burgeoning online presence, becoming the go-to source for midwest minor league history while dropping relatable memes.
Potential Superpower
A sixth sense for spotting the best baseball moments in retail chaos, turning every awful retail day into a potential meme goldmine.
Future Community Role
He’ll transition from minor league archivist to community cheerleader, rallying fellow baseball lovers for online events and nostalgia-fueled discussions.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Baseball Archivist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Roster Wizardry
- ⚔️Photo Archiving Sorcery
- ⚔️Retail Ranting
Weaknesses
- 💀Overorganization Compulsion
- 💀Procrastination on Scanning
- 💀Metal Overload Syndrome
Quest Line
Strive to immortalize every moment and roster of Midwest League baseball while surviving the chaos of retail life.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The 1994 Appleton Foxes were actually part of a secret society of baseball players who almost brought about a baseball renaissance.
Evidence Board
Strange patterns in roster changes, unexplained player disappearances, and the oddly organized archives.
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of the Forgotten Bullpen—dedicated to preserving the legacy of those shady minor league deals.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BaseballNerdsUnited - Definitely moderating and ensuring no one disrespects the minor leagues.
Twitter Main Character
Debating the merits of the Kane County Cougars' draft picks in a heated thread.
LinkedIn Title
Major League Archivist and Retail Strategist—turning baseball history into a lucrative career.
Metaverse Final Form
A fully immersive baseball park where you can walk through time and see every player’s stats in holographic form.
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Modern Stack
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with background music by Slipknot and a playlist highlighting the best of 90s baseball.
Web3 Destiny
Owns an NFT collection featuring legendary minor league moments; also a virtual baseball history curator in the metaverse.
Future Post
Excited to announce my next project: a documentary on the untold stories of minor league baseball during the pandemic!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
David’s dedication to preserving baseball's rich history shows a love for the game that’s as deep as a late-inning comeback.
Charming Quirk
His posts oscillate between meticulous organization and heartfelt candidness, like a baseball game that shifts from serious rivalry to joyous home run celebrations.
Final Encouragement
"Keep those rosters coming, David! The world needs your blend of baseball passion and metal spirit to remind us all that, like any good game, life is all about how you play it."
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