Scottish, dyslexic, lefty, woke, carpenter 🪚. Married to MrsW. Wee dug called Maisie. Food,travel, wine and not taking myself,or others too seriously.
David: The Woke Carpenter with a Biscuit Problem
A Scottish voice of reason with a touch of sass and a penchant for political commentary.
Like a fine Scotch, complex, aged, and surprisingly smooth, but occasionally fiery.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David’s political takes are like Scotch whisky—strong, sometimes controversial, but always worth a deep sip of thought.
From cannoli to one-pot beans, David’s food posts reflect a culinary journey that dangerously flirts with chaos, yet remains grounded in Scottish realism.
His love for Scotland shines through like the sun over Loch Ness—rare and magnificent, especially when he’s throwing shade at cultural stereotypes.
David's linguistic gymnastics bring a poetic quality to everyday frustrations—like the dramatic flair of a Scotsman contemplating the absence of biscuits.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of acerbic wit and heartfelt sincerity, David's posts are like a Scottish pub—inviting, lively, and occasionally filled with raucous laughter over shared grievances.
Thought Leader Score
87%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Social Observer
Keeping It Real Score
88.5%Main Character Energy
- Dry humor
- Political insight
- Food and travel enthusiast
- Dog lover
Secret Powers
- ✨Wordplay virtuoso
- ✨Culinary creativity (even if it’s just beans)
- ✨Master of witty comebacks
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Scottish culture, political commentary, culinary experiments, dog ownership, and humor
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty political commentary infused with culinary observations and Scottish culture references
Model Behavior
A mix of satirical commentator and charming storyteller
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Scottish lefty carpenter with a love for food, wine, travel, and dogs. If you can handle dry humor and passionate political debates, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Strong opinions on biscuits
- 🚩Tendency to rant about politics
- 🚩Potentially too honest about his cooking disasters
Green Flags
- ✅Loves dogs (especially his wee dug Maisie)
- ✅Appreciates a good cannoli over a basic doughnut
- ✅Knows how to make a mean one pot meal (sometimes)
Perfect Match
A fellow foodie who can handle political debates and appreciates a good pun.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Thoughtful Commentator
Conversation Style
Engaging and thought-provoking, often dropping truth bombs that light up the comment section like fireworks on Hogmanay.
Impact Assessment
David is the kind of voice that makes you stop and think, and perhaps reconsider your life choices—especially regarding biscuits.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David: The Woke Carpenter with a Biscuit Problem
A Scottish voice of reason with a touch of sass and a penchant for political commentary.
Vibe Check
"Like a fine Scotch, complex, aged, and surprisingly smooth, but occasionally fiery."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥David's idea of a balanced diet is one biscuit in each hand.
- 🔥His political rants are like a good Scottish mist—overwhelming until you find clarity in the drizzle.
- 🔥With all that talk about beans, you'd think he was trying to start a legume revolution.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could benefit from a few less political hot takes and a few more actual hot cakes.
- 😅Might want to consider not making every meal a one-pot experience—variety is the spice of life (and cooking).
- 😅Needs to remember that while ‘Scunnered’ is a feeling, it can also be a cooking state from his kitchen.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared his son’s middle name as 'Fucking'—proving that the apple truly doesn't fall far from the tree.
- ✨His emotional turmoil over biscuits has made him the unlikely hero of snack-related woes.
- ✨The day he revealed he only eats biscuits after 9am, earning him the title of 'Biscuit Snob'—a true Scottish badge of honor.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If David channeled his political passion into a podcast, he could become the next big voice in progressive Scottish commentary—think Billy Connolly meets Jon Stewart.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A deep well of Scottish wisdom and humor that resonates with an audience eager for authenticity.
- 💎An uncanny ability to distill complex political issues into digestible bites, like a chef refining a recipe for maximum flavor.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try posting more about travel adventures—everyone loves a good travelogue, especially when it involves weird meals!
- 🚀Experiment with humor campaigns on social issues—it could highlight his sharp wit while engaging his community in more lighthearted debates.
- 🚀Consider creating themed posts around food—‘Culinary Chronicles with David’ could take off like a hot scone.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
In the coming months, expect David to become a favorite in the niche of political humor, where his insights will be wrapped in just the right amount of biting wit.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of the political meme—watch out world, David's about to drop some viral wisdom!
Future Community Role
Could emerge as a leading voice for progressive change in the community, blending humor with activism—imagine a Highlander rallying his people!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Political Artisan
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Dry Humor Mastery
- ⚔️Culinary Commentator
- ⚔️Political Rant Wizard
- ⚔️Dog Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Biscuits Before 9am
- 💀Political Over-Caffeination
- 💀Occasional Melancholy over Cold Wine
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of Scottish politics while keeping his beloved dog, Maisie, well-fed and happy.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The rise of veganism is secretly orchestrated by big broccoli to take over the culinary world.
Evidence Board
Unexplained increase in vegan cafes in Scotland, suspicious broccoli lobbying, and a complete absence of decent turkey on restaurant menus.
Secret Society
The Order of the Biscuit Connoisseurs
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ScottishFoodCritics
Twitter Main Character
The Scottish Dad Jokes Ambassador, rallying Twitter for a biscuit appreciation day.
LinkedIn Title
A 'Biscuit and Politics' Consultant, helping businesses navigate the cupcake market and political strategies.
Metaverse Final Form
The Doggo Politician, championing canine rights in a whimsical virtual Scotland.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with band themes of Scottish rock, sad political quotes, and a playlist titled ‘Songs for a Biscuit Lovers’ Heartbreak.’
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a virtual influencer who offers culinary tours of Scotland’s finest meals—all while advocating for social justice.
Future Post
"2025 Update: Still waiting for that biscuit offer after 9am—politics hasn't changed much, but at least my wine is warmer!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
David’s sharp wit and authentic voice stand out in the digital landscape like a lighthouse guiding ships through a storm.
Charming Quirk
His self-deprecating humor makes him relatable, especially in a world that often takes itself too seriously.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, David! Your voice matters, and we need more biscuit debates to inspire future generations!"
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