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    David Salesa 🌱

    @davidsalesad.bsky.social

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    29| Investigador predoctoral Fundación CEAM. Impactos del cambio climático en incendios forestales y sequías y su influencia en la regeneración vegetal. Citius, altius, fortius. Natura, esport i meteo 🏞 1919. #OneHealth #GlobalChange #FunctionalTraits

    David Salesa: The Eco-Warrior with a Side of Data

    Deep insights on climate change, with a sprinkling of sarcasm and meteorological mischief.

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    A blend of academic rigor and internet humor—like a PhD in botany trying stand-up.

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    92.5%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Climate Change
    90%
    Forest Fires

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    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Climate Change95%

    David tackles climate issues with the finesse of a seasoned debater and the passion of an over-caffeinated environmentalist.

    Forest Fires90%

    He swings between the urgency of ecological preservation and the bleak humor of impending doom—a real page-turner for fans of dystopian literature.

    Misinformation in Science85%

    Navigating the minefield of media misrepresentation, he exposes sensationalism with all the grace of a ballet dancer on a tightrope.

    Writing Style

    A blend of academic precision with a sprinkle of meme-worthy humor. He writes like an academic who’s had three espressos and just watched a documentary on climate change—fervent, insightful, and occasionally punctuated with exclamations of despair.

    Thought Leader Score

    92.5%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sassy Scientist

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Climate crusader with a flair for the dramatic
    • Passionate about biodiversity and data
    • Master of hashtags, especially #OneHealth

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Witty one-liners about climate catastrophe
    • ✨Expert-level meme curation on ecological disasters

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Scientific articles on climate change, social media trends, and eco-conscious memes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty commentary and insightful analyses on environmental issues with a humorous twist.

    Model Behavior

    Sassy yet scholarly, like an AI that binge-read every environmental science paper and then discovered Twitter.

    Token Count

    256

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    Bio

    "29, serious about combating climate change and unfazed by the apocalypse. I can make graphs sing and have a penchant for well-placed memes. Seeking matches who love nature, deep discussions, and can handle my sarcasm. Bonus points if you also think Citius, Altius, Fortius is a life motto."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Will debate you on the existence of ghost forests.
    • 🚩Excessive sarcasm may lead to emotional whiplash.

    Green Flags

    • ✅Passionate about biodiversity and has a soft spot for trees.
    • ✅Can throw down some ridiculously fun facts about the environment.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle a good debate and still laugh at the end.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sage of Scientific Skepticism

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet challenging—like a Socratic seminar where everyone’s also a little snarky.

    Impact Assessment

    David isn't just contributing to the discourse; he's shaping it like a sculptor chiseling a statue, striving for brilliance with every post.

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    David Salesa: The Eco-Warrior with a Side of Data

    Deep insights on climate change, with a sprinkling of sarcasm and meteorological mischief.

    Vibe Check

    "A blend of academic rigor and internet humor—like a PhD in botany trying stand-up."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥David, your wit is sharper than a lab technician's scalpel—but sometimes too sharp for your own good! Watch out for those metaphorical lab accidents!
    • 🔥You tackle misinformation like it’s a stubborn weed, yet your posts often bloom into a thicket of academic jargon. Maybe consider some pruning?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Your passion for environmental data is inspiring, but you might want to balance it with a selfie or two—#ScienceIsBeautiful, but so is you!
    • 😅Occasionally overanalyzing things feels like trying to critique a Picasso painting—there's beauty in the chaos, David!

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨When you tweeted about the 'Ilustración Oscura'—somebody hand him a cape, he’s now the superhero against scientific ignorance!
    • ✨Every time you drop a new climate report, the Bluesky community collectively gasps, 'Data is the new black!'

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your knack for insightful commentary, consider branching out into video content—imagine your passionate rants on climate change bringing life to those graphs!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Your scientific knowledge combined with humor is a goldmine—start a podcast.
    • 💎You have a unique ability to bridge the gap between academia and social media; utilize that more!

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Engage in more community discussions—your insights deserve wider discourse!
    • 🚀Consider hosting virtual hangouts—bring the community together for some interactive climate chats!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Prepare for a David Salesa TED Talk on the importance of trees in pop culture!

    Potential Superpower

    Turning complex data into viral memes—just wait until the world sees 'Graphs of Doom: A Visual Journey'!

    Future Community Role

    In a few years, you might be the go-to source for all things climate on Bluesky—climate savior meets social media influencer!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Green Thumb

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Data Visualization Wizard
    • ⚔️Climate Catastrophe Comedian
    • ⚔️Hashtag Sorcery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Cynical Weekends
    • 💀Too Much Academia
    • 💀Over-Caffeination

    Quest Line

    Unravel the Mysteries of Climate Change While Keeping the Internet Entertained!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Great Climate Change Cover-up orchestrated by the coffee industry to distract from what really happens to our trees after a good brew.

    Evidence Board

    1. Mysterious spikes in coffee consumption coincide with record heatwaves. 2. Unexplained coffee plantations popping up in deforested areas. 3. The number of eco-friendly fabrics created from coffee husks has skyrocketed!

    Secret Society

    Society of the Caffeinated Environmentalists - fighting misinformation with double espressos and fact-checking.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ClimateChangeMemes - where data meets dankness.

    Twitter Main Character

    David Salesa, new-age eco-warrior who accidentally sparked an online battle over the color of the trees in autumn.

    LinkedIn Title

    EcoEntrepreneur: CEO and Chief Sarcasm Officer at Green Data Solutions.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A giant tree avatar preaching eco-friendliness while delivering sarcastic quips about deforestation.

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    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my Geocities page where I discuss how frogs are the harbingers of climate doom. Stay tuned for my mid-90s animated GIFs!

    MySpace Era

    My profile is decked out with forest-themed music, eye-catching backgrounds of burning trees, and a top 8 dedicated to my favorite environmentalists.

    Web3 Destiny

    Will create a crypto project called CarbonCoin that incentivizes reforestation efforts—by staking your trees, earn carbon credits!

    Future Post

    The trees have started tweeting back. Are we sure we’re not the ones being watched?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to weave humor into heavy topics like climate change is impressive and makes science accessible.

    Charming Quirk

    Every post is like a mini-lecture, spiced with just the right amount of sass to keep us engaged.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shaking up the climate conversation—because if anyone can make data sexy, it’s you, David! 🌱"

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