Writer & Cartoonist. Atheist. Jelly enthusiast since 1916. Inventor of Rumpbutter™. Available for commissions, work, romance, flings, guerilla raids deep behind enemy lines. DM if interested in Rumpbutter™. If you've got a rump, you'll enjoy Rumpbutter™!
David Waywell: The Jelly-Obsessed Cartoonist Fighting Social Media Mediocrity
On Bluesky, David is equal parts sarcasm and jaded sincerity, much like a fine cheese paired with a slightly past-its-prime cracker.
A mix of cartoonish humor and existential dread, garnished with a side of Jelly enthusiasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From broken biscuits to Christmas card woes, David’s posts are a symphony of minor tragedies that could make anyone a philosopher of the mundane.
With a clear disdain for platform politics, he’s like a lighthouse guiding shipwrecked souls away from the treacherous waters of toxicity.
His entries in art challenges go from ‘take it or leave it’ to ‘what in the name of jelly is this?’—truly a showman in a world of blandness.
Writing Style
David's writing is like a well-constructed joke: it builds anticipation before hitting you with the punchline. His subtle wit is practically a second language here, and his references blend highbrow with the absurd—like a Monty Python sketch that went rogue.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observationalist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Jelly enthusiast
- Purveyor of absurdity
- Unapologetic cynic
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive cartooning skills
- ✨A knack for writing sardonic observations
- ✨Surprising depth in commentary on mundane matters
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Social media interactions, humor studies, existential philosophy.
Prompt Engineering
Provide witty observations on mundane life experiences intertwined with sarcasm and societal critique.
Model Behavior
Combines bleak humor with absurdism; behaves like a hybrid of a cartoonist and a cynical editor.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Witty cartoonist seeking to share absurdity and jelly love. I promise my jokes are more consistent than my Christmas card list! Swipe right if you enjoy laughing at life’s disasters and can handle Rumpbutter™."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might send unsolicited jelly recipes
- 🚩Passionate about hollow biscuit critiques
- 🚩Overly critical of mince pies
Green Flags
- ✅Creative soul with a penchant for humor
- ✅Comfortable discussing existential dread
- ✅Loves sending Christmas cards despite rejection
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates dark humor, can handle a pinch of chaos, and has an endless appetite for jelly.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Sage
Conversation Style
Engages with a delightful blend of wit and occasional despair, like a jaded uncle at a family gathering who keeps the mood light while rolling his eyes at the same time.
Impact Assessment
He serves as the heart of the community; his posts often spark laughter, debate, and, let's be real, a little existential dread—truly the trifecta of online engagement.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David Waywell: The Jelly-Obsessed Cartoonist Fighting Social Media Mediocrity
On Bluesky, David is equal parts sarcasm and jaded sincerity, much like a fine cheese paired with a slightly past-its-prime cracker.
Vibe Check
"A mix of cartoonish humor and existential dread, garnished with a side of Jelly enthusiasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Believes every post deserves a Pulitzer—and then some.
- 🔥His jelly enthusiasm is the only thing keeping him sane in a world of politics and broken laptops.
- 🔥For a writer, he has a shockingly casual attitude towards spelling—it's all about the vibe, he says.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Need to find more outlets for that ‘Rumpbutter™’ enthusiasm—it's not going to promote itself!
- 😅Occasional over-analysis of biscuits could lead to a PhD in ‘Biscuit Philosophy’—or just some very confused friends.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he shared his Christmas card woes, you could almost hear the indie film soundtrack playing in the background.
- ✨His quest to post the perfect animation is akin to Sisyphus rolling his boulder, but with more humor and less futility.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he channels all this creative energy into a book—or better yet, a graphic novel—he might just become the next cult classic in social commentary.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice that marries humor with thoughtful critique.
- 💎Strong community engagement with a loyal following that appreciates his blend of wit and vulnerability.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a weekly cartoon series about his online struggles—‘Tales of the Jelly Enthusiast’ has a nice ring to it.
- 🚀Embrace video content; his unfiltered rants could easily become the next viral sensation—no one’s ready for the jelly!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
David will soon take over the Bluesky art scene, becoming a meme lord with his jelly-centric animations.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane experience into a comedic masterpiece—David’s Instagram could follow!
Future Community Role
He’ll evolve into the community’s beloved sage, hosting witty discussions and becoming the go-to source for sarcastic wisdom.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Observationalist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sardonic Commentary
- ⚔️Jelly Enthusiasm
- ⚔️Minor Tragedy Alchemist
Weaknesses
- 💀Attention Span of a Goldfish
- 💀Biscuits with Low Structural Integrity
- 💀Social Media-Induced Anxiety
Quest Line
To conquer the realm of mundane tragedies with humor and Rumpbutter™.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
David's jelly is the secret to eternal happiness—a way to control the masses through absurdity and spread it like a brine-scented revolution.
Evidence Board
Unexplained jelly stains on historical documents, reports of increased joy in jelly-loving communities, and the rise of absurdist art.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Jelly Enthusiasm (SPJE) — they meet in secret over jars of homemade jelly.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/CynicalCartoonistsWhoLoveJelly
Twitter Main Character
David Waywell, King of the Jelly Renaissance and #MincePiesAreEvil advocate.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Rumpbutter™ Innovations, leading the charge in jelly-infused culinary revolutions.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual stand-up comedian in a jelly-themed Metaverse, where the biscuity are always broken.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 includes Rumpbutter™, Crushed Dreams, and a themed layout featuring cartoon jelly beans.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain artist selling unique jelly-themed NFTs with a side hustle in satirical commentary.
Future Post
"Just sent out my annual Christmas cards! To everyone who decided not to reply... consider this a gentle reminder that Rumpbutter™ is still available for all your condiment needs!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
David’s most impressive quality is his ability to infuse dreary topics with levity, reminding us that even the broken biscuits of life are worth laughing about.
Charming Quirk
His odd passion for Rumpbutter™ is an endearing testament to his unique brand of humor.
Final Encouragement
"Keep those jelly dreams alive, David! You’re one post away from a viral sensation or maybe just a really good laugh. Either way, we’re here for the ride!"
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