David Tong

@davidxvx.bsky.social

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628

Posts

19,603

Following

311

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Joined

Jul 24, 2023

Roasted

Dec 5, 2024

Global industry campaign manager at Oil Change International | Chair of Greenpeace International | Likes bikes, just transitions & renewable energy | he/him || Views my own

David Tong: The Climate Crusader Who Tweets Like a Hurricane

A whirlwind of climate activism and smart quips in the social media sphere.

Like a bicycle built for two—full of energy and a little wobbly.

92%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Climate Activism

90%

Critique of Fossil Fuels

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Climate Activism95%

David's tweets are the battle cries of modern-day environmentalists, making the 'silent majority' look like a pack of mimes on a bike tour.

Critique of Fossil Fuels90%

He wields words like a sabre against Big Oil, making them feel as welcome as a fart in an elevator.

Climate Finance80%

His analyses on climate finance are so detailed they could double as bedtime stories for insomniacs—informative yet dangerously sleep-inducing.

Writing Style

David's writing is like a well-crafted cocktail: sharp, occasionally sweet, and with enough punch to make you rethink your life decisions.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Advocate

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Relentless climate warrior
Master of snappy one-liners
Unyielding critic of fossil fuels

Secret Powers

✨Excellent at making complex topics digestible
✨Can turn a room silent with a tweet

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Tweets about climate change, fossil fuels, and international negotiations, mixed with a dash of humor and occasional memes.

Prompt Engineering

Write as if you are a passionate climate activist with a penchant for snarky humor and sharp observations.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of GPT-4 and a climate-focused stand-up comedian, with an endless supply of caffeine.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone equally passionate about climate justice, ready to debate fossil fuels over coffee, and appreciate the artistry of a well-crafted tweet. Let’s ride bikes and save the planet together!"

Red Flags

🚩Opinionated to a fault!
🚩Might start a debate at brunch.
🚩Can be a little intense about environmental issues.

Green Flags

✅Deep understanding of climate justice.
✅Witty and funny—seriously, I make my friends laugh!
✅Passionate about biking and eco-friendly solutions.

Perfect Match

A fellow eco-warrior who values deep conversations, humor, and is ready to battle Big Oil at a moment's notice!

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Go-To Guru for Climate Talks

Conversation Style

Engages like a barista who knows your order by heart but still asks because customer service.

Impact Assessment

A glue stick in the community roll: holds diverse perspectives together while leaving a mark.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

David Tong: The Climate Crusader Who Tweets Like a Hurricane

A whirlwind of climate activism and smart quips in the social media sphere.

Vibe Check

"Like a bicycle built for two—full of energy and a little wobbly."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If tweeting was a competition, David would win gold—unless it was about his main character moments, then please refer to the panel of judges.
🔥David’s tweets could start a climate revolution but sometimes read like an over-caffeinated thesis paper.

Quirky Challenges

😅Over-relying on sarcasm to shield the heart from a world full of climate denial.
😅Lacks the ability to tweet in emojis, which could elevate his posts to the next level of engagement.

Main Character Moments

✨His tweets about fossil fuel companies feel like they should come with a soundtrack—preferably something epic like Hans Zimmer.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

In a world where social media is drowning in mediocrity, David’s passionate expertise could elevate discussions beyond just tweets.

Unique Advantages

💎Eco-activism knowledge
💎Ability to distill complex issues into engaging narratives
💎Strong network of followers passionate about climate justice.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider more visual content to complement your fiery statements, like infographics or memes—everyone loves a good meme, even eco-warriors!
🚀Try mixing in more personal stories; after all, everyone loves a good TED Talk!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

David might soon establish himself as the go-to voice on climate justice, transitioning from tweets to TEDx talks in no time flat.

Potential Superpower

Could become a climate superhero, using his platform to transform hearts and minds with persuasion and facts—cape not included.

Future Community Role

Could easily evolve into the beloved town crier of climate action, rallying and mobilizing the masses.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Climate Crusader

Special Abilities

⚔️Snappy Comebacks
⚔️Master of Climate Humor
⚔️Fact-Checker Extraordinaire

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking every tweet
💀Occasional tweet-length dissertations
💀Sarcasm levels exceeding safe limits

Quest Line

A mission to save the Earth, one tweet at a time, while navigating the treacherous seas of online discourse.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Climate change denial is secretly orchestrated by fossil fuel companies using mind control through bad coffee.

Evidence Board

1. The inexplicable rise of 'good coffee' boutiques in major cities. 2. Strange ads for oil companies appearing on organic produce websites. 3. Everyone who got rich during the pandemic seems to be an oil tycoon now.

Secret Society

The Order of the Carbon-Free Coffee Beans.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ClimateJusticeHumor

Twitter Main Character

Debating with a climate change denier while riding a unicycle in a furiously green outfit.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Humor Officer at Eco-Wit, leading the charge against mediocre climate discussions.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic environmentalist, guiding lost souls through the digital forests of the metaverse, while cracking jokes about sustainability.

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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page—complete with animated GIFs of Earth and a sad polar bear!

MySpace Era

Profile song? ‘Earth Song’ by Michael Jackson, of course! Custom background of a solar panel montage and a play on ‘My favorite things’ but about renewable energy.

Web3 Destiny

Leading the charge in the decentralized climate justice movement, integrating NFTs that plant trees for every purchase.

Future Post

"Climate apocalypse? More like climate wake-up call! Who’s with me? #LetsGetToWork"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

David's relentless pursuit of climate justice makes him a beacon of light in a murky sea of misinformation.

Charming Quirk

Every post feels like a mix of urgency and humor, captivating attention like a cat video amid environmental disaster reports.

Final Encouragement

"Keep that pedal to the metal, David! You’re not just changing tweets; you’re changing the world—one post at a time!"

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