David sees carbon footprints like we see poorly made lattes – too frothy and definitely not sustainable. He’s here for the guilt-free, eco-friendly living, and he’s not afraid to remind us of our suburban sins.

His literary references are like a fine wine – complex and often paired with some spicy tofu. Whether it’s recommending Lydia Millet or lamenting over Howard Zinn, David keeps the literary conversation alive while sprinkling in a few dad-like puns.

Dad vibes are strong with him, especially when he worries about kids wanting to see questionable movies. It’s like watching a sitcom where the dad tries (and often fails) to control the chaos of teen interests.