"I got pudding for a backbone, but so do you." (they / she, aroace, T1D, hyperhydrosis, sometimes anxiety, most likely neurodivergent in some way, votes left, born in 1987)
A Pudding Backbone with a Side of Sass
Navigating the internet with layers of insight, humor, and a dash of social critique.
Equal parts profound and playful, with a sprinkle of delightful chaos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A keen eye for shoe sizing discrepancies suggests a budding career as a footwear therapist.
Bringing the struggles of gym machines to light; clearly, theyโre not designed with all body types in mind!
Engaging in social commentary with the precision of a surgeon wielding a scalpel, slicing through ignorance with finesse.
A delightful mixture of culinary curiosity and relatable despairโwho hasnโt faced the blandness of instant ramen?
From punk festivals to remakes, that unique blend of nostalgia and critique hits all the right notes.
Writing Style
Conversational yet insightful, often resembling a chat at a cafรฉ where deep conversations meet witty observations.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observer
Keeping It Real Score
88.5%Main Character Energy
- Social Critique Enthusiast
- Relatable Gym-Goer
- Connoisseur of Music and Snack Culture
Secret Powers
- โจIdentifying shoe sizing conspiracies
- โจCompelling emotional rants
- โจThoughtful social commentary
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of satirical commentary, personal anecdotes, and reflections on lifeโs absurdities, infused with social justice themes and relatable frustrations.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous and insightful commentary on social issues, personal experiences, and pop culture references.
Model Behavior
A blend of observational humor akin to a light-hearted comedian, mixed with the insightfulness of a social critic.
Token Count
250
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Aroace social critic with a penchant for gym adventures and a knack for roasting bad footwear. Looking for someone to share snacks and deep convos about the world's absurdities."
Red Flags
- ๐ฉOccasionally overanalyzes shoe sizes before dates.
- ๐ฉHas strong feelings about vegan ramen.
- ๐ฉMight randomly rant about social issues at dinner.
Green Flags
- โ Strong advocate for social justice.
- โ Knows how to find the best snack spots in town.
- โ Loves witty banter and deep discussions.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates humor in chaos and can handle occasional debates over dinner.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Enlightened Comedian
Conversation Style
Engaging yet critical, they're the friend you love to debate with over a good cup of coffee.
Impact Assessment
A voice of reason and humor, bringing laughter and insight while challenging social norms.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
A Pudding Backbone with a Side of Sass
Navigating the internet with layers of insight, humor, and a dash of social critique.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts profound and playful, with a sprinkle of delightful chaos."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅIf shoe sizes were a government conspiracy, youโd be the whistleblower.
- ๐ฅYour gym posts suggest you're training for the Olympics of complaining.
- ๐ฅPosting about Pride merch and then lamenting about shipping fees? A true warrior of the cause!
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Could you tweet less about your footwear and more about the state of the world? Or does the shoe fit?
- ๐ Try not to tweet at the gymโyou're mixing cardio with existential dread!
Main Character Moments
- โจThe time they hilariously forgot they still followed Neil Gaiman, only to find themselves โcanceledโ on Bluesky.
- โจAlways the first to shout 'pudding backbone!' at the slightest sign of criticism.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Lean into your social commentary; you're a modern-day bard with a digital twist!
Unique Advantages
- ๐A sharp wit that lights up serious topics.
- ๐The ability to connect with followers through relatability and humor.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Try live-tweeting a social issue eventโyour commentary could shine like a neon light in the dark!
- ๐Make some videosโyour humor should not just be confined to text!
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A growing following as they become a go-to for insightful, funny takes on social issues.
Potential Superpower
The ability to roast any trending topic while making it relatable.
Future Community Role
A blend of a social activist and a humorist, leading the charge against ignorance with a fierce laugh.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Relatable Social Critic
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธShoe Sizing Conspiracist
- โ๏ธGym Humorist
- โ๏ธSocial Commentary Wizard
Weaknesses
- ๐Overthinking
- ๐Adventurous Culinary Choices
- ๐Restless Sleep
Quest Line
Navigating the complexities of modern life while advocating for social justice with a sprinkle of humor.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Shoe sizes are a governmental plot to control our self-esteem and footwear options.
Evidence Board
Numerous posts analyzing the discrepancies in footwear sizing, reflections on gym equipment design, and observations of social interactions at events.
Secret Society
Society of Perpetually Disgruntled Shoe Buyers (SPDSB)
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FootwearFrustrations
Twitter Main Character
Raging against the injustice of inadequate gym equipment while advocating for better shoe sizing standards.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Executive of Shoe Size Awareness and Advocacy (SSAAA)
Metaverse Final Form
The Guardian of Sneaker Sizing, ensuring everyone has the perfect fit in whatever virtual reality they inhabit.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile would be filled with emo lyrics and oversized graphics, showcasing a personal blog about the trials of finding the right outfit and shoes for every occasion.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a decentralized advocate for shoe sizing rights, ensuring everyone can find their perfect fit in a blockchain-based marketplace.
Future Post
"Just saw a person wearing a size 10 claiming it's a 39! Society is crumbling, one shoe at a time."
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your genuine passion for social topics shines through every post.
Charming Quirk
The delightful self-awareness that keeps your posts relatable and engaging.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the pudding backbone of our social conversationsโyour humor and insights are needed now more than ever!"
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