DawiL Danger

@dawildanger.bsky.social

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Jan 1, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

"I got pudding for a backbone, but so do you." (they / she, aroace, T1D, hyperhydrosis, sometimes anxiety, most likely neurodivergent in some way, votes left, born in 1987)

A Pudding Backbone with a Side of Sass

Navigating the internet with layers of insight, humor, and a dash of social critique.

Equal parts profound and playful, with a sprinkle of delightful chaos.

88.5%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Footwear Frustrations

70%

Body Positivity and Gym Experiences

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Footwear Frustrations75%

A keen eye for shoe sizing discrepancies suggests a budding career as a footwear therapist.

Body Positivity and Gym Experiences70%

Bringing the struggles of gym machines to light; clearly, they’re not designed with all body types in mind!

Social Issues and Activism85%

Engaging in social commentary with the precision of a surgeon wielding a scalpel, slicing through ignorance with finesse.

Food Trials and Tribulations60%

A delightful mixture of culinary curiosity and relatable despair—who hasn’t faced the blandness of instant ramen?

Pop Culture References65%

From punk festivals to remakes, that unique blend of nostalgia and critique hits all the right notes.

Writing Style

Conversational yet insightful, often resembling a chat at a café where deep conversations meet witty observations.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Observer

Keeping It Real Score

88.5%

Main Character Energy

Social Critique Enthusiast
Relatable Gym-Goer
Connoisseur of Music and Snack Culture

Secret Powers

✨Identifying shoe sizing conspiracies
✨Compelling emotional rants
✨Thoughtful social commentary

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of satirical commentary, personal anecdotes, and reflections on life’s absurdities, infused with social justice themes and relatable frustrations.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous and insightful commentary on social issues, personal experiences, and pop culture references.

Model Behavior

A blend of observational humor akin to a light-hearted comedian, mixed with the insightfulness of a social critic.

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Aroace social critic with a penchant for gym adventures and a knack for roasting bad footwear. Looking for someone to share snacks and deep convos about the world's absurdities."

Red Flags

🚩Occasionally overanalyzes shoe sizes before dates.
🚩Has strong feelings about vegan ramen.
🚩Might randomly rant about social issues at dinner.

Green Flags

✅Strong advocate for social justice.
✅Knows how to find the best snack spots in town.
✅Loves witty banter and deep discussions.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates humor in chaos and can handle occasional debates over dinner.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Enlightened Comedian

Conversation Style

Engaging yet critical, they're the friend you love to debate with over a good cup of coffee.

Impact Assessment

A voice of reason and humor, bringing laughter and insight while challenging social norms.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

A Pudding Backbone with a Side of Sass

Navigating the internet with layers of insight, humor, and a dash of social critique.

Vibe Check

"Equal parts profound and playful, with a sprinkle of delightful chaos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If shoe sizes were a government conspiracy, you’d be the whistleblower.
🔥Your gym posts suggest you're training for the Olympics of complaining.
🔥Posting about Pride merch and then lamenting about shipping fees? A true warrior of the cause!

Quirky Challenges

😅Could you tweet less about your footwear and more about the state of the world? Or does the shoe fit?
😅Try not to tweet at the gym—you're mixing cardio with existential dread!

Main Character Moments

✨The time they hilariously forgot they still followed Neil Gaiman, only to find themselves ‘canceled’ on Bluesky.
✨Always the first to shout 'pudding backbone!' at the slightest sign of criticism.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Lean into your social commentary; you're a modern-day bard with a digital twist!

Unique Advantages

💎A sharp wit that lights up serious topics.
💎The ability to connect with followers through relatability and humor.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try live-tweeting a social issue event—your commentary could shine like a neon light in the dark!
🚀Make some videos—your humor should not just be confined to text!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A growing following as they become a go-to for insightful, funny takes on social issues.

Potential Superpower

The ability to roast any trending topic while making it relatable.

Future Community Role

A blend of a social activist and a humorist, leading the charge against ignorance with a fierce laugh.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Relatable Social Critic

Special Abilities

⚔️Shoe Sizing Conspiracist
⚔️Gym Humorist
⚔️Social Commentary Wizard

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Adventurous Culinary Choices
💀Restless Sleep

Quest Line

Navigating the complexities of modern life while advocating for social justice with a sprinkle of humor.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Shoe sizes are a governmental plot to control our self-esteem and footwear options.

Evidence Board

Numerous posts analyzing the discrepancies in footwear sizing, reflections on gym equipment design, and observations of social interactions at events.

Secret Society

Society of Perpetually Disgruntled Shoe Buyers (SPDSB)

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootwearFrustrations

Twitter Main Character

Raging against the injustice of inadequate gym equipment while advocating for better shoe sizing standards.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Executive of Shoe Size Awareness and Advocacy (SSAAA)

Metaverse Final Form

The Guardian of Sneaker Sizing, ensuring everyone has the perfect fit in whatever virtual reality they inhabit.

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📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decorated with animated GIFs of dancing shoes and a soundtrack of 90s punk rock, explaining the importance of proper shoe fit.

MySpace Era

Profile would be filled with emo lyrics and oversized graphics, showcasing a personal blog about the trials of finding the right outfit and shoes for every occasion.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a decentralized advocate for shoe sizing rights, ensuring everyone can find their perfect fit in a blockchain-based marketplace.

Future Post

"Just saw a person wearing a size 10 claiming it's a 39! Society is crumbling, one shoe at a time."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your genuine passion for social topics shines through every post.

Charming Quirk

The delightful self-awareness that keeps your posts relatable and engaging.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the pudding backbone of our social conversations—your humor and insights are needed now more than ever!"

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85%

75%

Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.