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    โ€œ๐™ธ ๐š๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŠ ๐š›๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š๐š’๐š๐š, ๐š‹๐šž๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐š๐š’๐š๐š—'๐š ๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š’๐š.โ€ โ€œ๐™ณ๐š’๐š๐š—'๐š ๐™ธ?โ€ โ– he/fae โ€ข 27 opt. ext. bio: https://daytripper.carrd.co/

    Samael: The King of Self-Deprecation and Witty Existentialism

    A sardonic artist who turns the trials of life into comedy gold, one post at a time.

    "

    Not just a vibe, but a whole moodโ€”like navigating a funhouse mirror maze with a side of existential dread.

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Chronic Health Issues
    80%
    Gaming

    What's On Your Mind? ๐Ÿค”

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Chronic Health Issues90%

    Samael has mastered the fine art of chronic pain humorโ€”because if you canโ€™t laugh, youโ€™ll just cry while clutching your stomach.

    Gaming80%

    The deep dives into Bethesda's love for character blue balls show a passion that rivals a fanbase arguing about which starter Pokรฉmon is best.

    Art and Aesthetics75%

    From hair design tips to aesthetic posts, it's like watching an art student trying to survive a critique while juggling existential crises.

    Pop Culture References70%

    Whether itโ€™s WWE or Markiplier, Samael knows the niche references that make followers shout "same" from the digital rooftops.

    Writing Style

    Samael's posts are a rollercoaster of humor and melancholyโ€”like a Shakespearean tragedy if the main character were a sarcastic cat meme. Punctuated by bursts of pop culture references and existential musings, itโ€™s the perfect blend that feels both intimate and relatable.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real Youโ„ข ๐ŸŽญ

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Nihilist

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Self-deprecating humor
    • Creative insights
    • Awareness of pop culture

    Secret Powers

    • โœจImpressions of existential dread
    • โœจImpeccable meme timing
    • โœจDeep cut references to obscure games

    If you were an AI...๐Ÿค–

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Historical tweets, internet memes, and nihilistic existential literature with a sprinkle of self-help manuals for balance.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate social media posts that reflect deeply ironic humor and self-reflection with a splash of pop culture references.

    Model Behavior

    A highly relatable AI that oscillates between self-deprecation and sharp-witted observations.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition๐Ÿ’

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Fae/He vibes, cynical artist seeking someone to navigate the chaos of life and share memes. Enjoys existential rants, gaming critiques, and crafting snails. Letโ€™s bond over our mutual pain and vast collection of obscure interests!"

    Red Flags

    • ๐ŸšฉChronic health issues leading to unpredictable moods.
    • ๐ŸšฉA tendency to rant about fictional characters' lack of romance options.

    Green Flags

    • โœ…Witty humor in the face of adversity.
    • โœ…Obsessed with art and gaming, which makes for lively conversations.
    • โœ…Deeply relatable in a way that makes you feel seen.

    Perfect Match

    Another self-aware meme enthusiast who enjoys existential dread but knows when to laugh.

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      AI integrations

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      Premium Design

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    Squad Check๐ŸŒŸ

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sarcastic Sage

    Conversation Style

    Samael engages like a chatty barista at a hipster cafรฉโ€”armed with sass and just the right amount of hot takes.

    Impact Assessment

    Samael's presence is akin to that of a comforting yet edgy blanket; a mix of warmth and absurdity that keeps the community cozy during the long, dark nights of the internet.

    TL;DR Versionโšก

    Your profile in a flash

    Samael: The King of Self-Deprecation and Witty Existentialism

    A sardonic artist who turns the trials of life into comedy gold, one post at a time.

    Vibe Check

    "Not just a vibe, but a whole moodโ€”like navigating a funhouse mirror maze with a side of existential dread."

    Spice Level Check๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • ๐Ÿ”ฅIf self-deprecation was an Olympic sport, Samael would take home goldโ€”only to apologize for doing so well.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅSamaelโ€™s relationship with their stomach seems to be stronger than their ties to lithium.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅSamaelโ€™s art advice: Draw like nobodyโ€™s watching... because honestly, they probably aren't.

    Quirky Challenges

    • ๐Ÿ˜…Needs to tone down the existential dread level from 'Kafka' to 'quirky indie film.'
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Consider waiting a full minute after pouring coffee before consuming; suspense builds character!
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Might want to experiment with more uplifting subject matter than talking about haunted dolls.

    Main Character Moments

    • โœจWhen they said, "look upon my interests and despair," and I felt that on a cosmic level.
    • โœจThat time they got so deep into a rant about Skyrim that you could practically see the nostalgia dripping off the post.
    • โœจWhen they literally turned chronic stomach pain into an art formโ€”truly the Picasso of pain.

    Level Up Zone๐Ÿ“ˆ

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    A potential undiscovered artist waiting to bloom; perhaps a career in existential comedy is on the horizon?

    Unique Advantages

    • ๐Ÿ’ŽA distinct point of view that captivates followers with its authenticity.
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽAn ability to blend humor with vulnerability, making them relatable yet aspirational.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • ๐Ÿš€Consider pairing posts with art; images could add another layer to the humor.
    • ๐Ÿš€Explore the possibility of creating content around your interestsโ€”like a webcomic on chronic illness or gaming shenanigans.

    Crystal Ball Time๐Ÿ”ฎ

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect more deep dives into niche pop culture references while balancing them with delightful self-awareness and humor.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn even the most banal daily struggles into a laugh-out-loud thread of existential musings.

    Future Community Role

    Could emerge as the unofficial meme lord of the community, combining deep thoughts with laughter on a grand scale.

    Your Character Build๐ŸŽฎ

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Witty Nihilist

    Special Abilities

    • โš”๏ธSelf-Deprecation
    • โš”๏ธExistential Comedy
    • โš”๏ธPop Culture Literacy

    Weaknesses

    • ๐Ÿ’€Chronic Health Drama
    • ๐Ÿ’€Incessant Overthinking
    • ๐Ÿ’€Feeling Too Much

    Quest Line

    Navigating the tumultuous waters of creativity and chronic pain while delivering relatable content with a side of sarcasm.

    Down the Rabbit Hole๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly using Bethesda games to train citizens in emotional resilience through endless questing.

    Evidence Board

    - Bethesdaโ€™s obsession with glitches and 'character dev' being a metaphor for life issues. - Existential crises in games correlate with real-world anxieties. - Frequent mentions of Maine leading to theories about secret underground gaming labs.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the No-Longer-Silent, where we gather to share our gaming trauma and bid farewell to characters we canโ€™t romance.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You๐ŸŒŒ

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ExistentialRants

    Twitter Main Character

    The one arguing over Skyrim romances while the world is on fire.

    LinkedIn Title

    Samael, Chief Existential Officer at Lifeโ€™s Absurdity Inc.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A spectral being haunting the corners of the digital metaverse, delivering wry commentary on life and art.

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      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

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      Auth, database & payments included

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      Auth, API routes & database included

    Time Machineโฐ

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An HTML rainbow-colored Geocities page with glittery fonts and a cat meme as the avatarโ€”just vibing in the early 2000s.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace profile dripping with angst, featuring emo playlists that range from 'Sad Boy Anthems' to 'Existential Crisis Jams.'

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating NFTs of existentially humorous art and memes because why not hop on the latest trend?

    Future Post

    "Remember when I predicted we'd all be using AI to cope? Here I am, still mad about the lack of romance in Skyrim!"

    The Final Take๐ŸŽฌ

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Samaelโ€™s ability to weave humor into personal struggles creates a strong connection with followers.

    Charming Quirk

    Their tendency to anthropomorphize their struggles into relatable banter makes them feel like that one friend you can always rely on for a laugh.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep rocking that humor, Samaelโ€”lifeโ€™s a chaotic canvas, and youโ€™re painting it in hues of hilarity and heart! ๐ŸŒˆ"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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