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@lead.dev

80%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary90%

Cross is like a weather vane for political winds—except instead of predicting the weather, he’s predicting the next democratic soiling.

Space and Science70%

When he’s not unraveling the tapestry of humanity’s governance, he’s busy marveling at Martian sunsets, as if they hold the key to our earthly struggles.

AI and Technology75%

Tom’s musings on AI could make even the Terminator rethink its life choices; he's both fascinated and skeptical, like a kid at a candy store with a toothache.

Writing Style

Cross's writing is a delightful mix of academic rigor and casual banter, like a PhD who drinks craft beer on the weekends—intellectually stimulating yet also very approachable.

Thought Leader Score

92%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Intellectual Jester

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty political commentary
Passionate about democracy and transparency
Lover of space and science

Secret Powers

✨Crafting engaging narratives from complex topics
✨Spotting internet culture trends
✨Connecting philosophical dots like they're Legos

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of political commentary, space exploration, and AI skepticism with a dash of philosophical musings

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty but insightful commentary on current events, technology, and society's quirks.

Model Behavior

Like an AI version of John Oliver, blending humor with serious analysis

Token Count

25000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Looking for someone to share deep talks about democracy, the cosmos, and the occasional AI conspiracy theory. Must appreciate clever barbs and existential musings over coffee."

Red Flags

🚩Will passionately debate random topics at 2 AM
🚩Often quotes philosophers in everyday conversations
🚩Uses hashtags like an ancient scroll

Green Flags

✅Ability to discuss current events without losing their mind
✅Can laugh at the absurdity of life while sipping wine
✅Appreciates creative science fiction

Perfect Match

A fellow intellectual with a sense of humor who can handle deep discussions and spontaneous philosophical debates.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Guy for Thoughtful Discourse

Conversation Style

Like a table at a coffee shop that always has the best discussions—everyone wants to join in, and he keeps the conversation flowing smoothly.

Impact Assessment

Cross adds flavor to the community, like a secret ingredient in grandma’s sauce—essential, yet often overlooked.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Tom Cross: The Bluesky Bard of Democracy

A blend of sharp insights and biting wit, Cross keeps his audience both informed and entertained.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a professor who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, dissecting democracy with a side of dry humor."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If love were a hashtag, Tom would be all about public pressure; it’s practically his love language.
🔥His posts on AI often read like the plot of a dystopian novel, only with more emojis and less dystopia.
🔥Talk about being ahead of the curve—Cross is practically on Mars while the rest of us are still stuck in traffic.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could he *not* use 'surprising' as an adjective to describe everything? We get it, he’s clever.
😅Assertiveness level of a librarian on a caffeine high—can we tone it down a notch?
😅Tom seems to think every post needs a philosophical twist. Who knew we were looking for a TED Talk in our timelines?

Main Character Moments

✨The time he rallied everyone against a particular political figure—really made you feel like you were living in a revolutionary novel.
✨His poetic quotes from Ken White are like breadcrumbs leading us to his brain’s treasure trove; always an enlightening experience.
✨Every time Cross dives into a philosophical discussion, it’s like witnessing a soliloquy in a Shakespearean play—just minus the tights.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little more engagement on lighter topics, he could become the go-to for witty political satire—a blend of John Oliver and the classroom.

Unique Advantages

💎A deep understanding of complicated issues, paired with a knack for expressing them in an accessible way.
💎The ability to weave humor into serious discussions, which keeps followers coming back for more—like a good Netflix series.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try mixing in a 'day-in-the-life' segment to bring a personal touch to his posts.
🚀Use memes more often—nothing says ‘I’m a smart cookie’ like a well-placed meme that sums up your argument.
🚀Consider creating a series of ‘Did You Know?’ posts to spark engagement without losing his intellectual edge.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect him to become the 'John Stewart of Bluesky,' blending news, commentary, and comedy in an irresistible package.

Potential Superpower

Master of poignant social commentary delivered with a side of zest; he’ll redefine ‘edutainment’ in the social media ecosystem.

Future Community Role

He’s on track to become a major thought leader, curating discussions that tackle the biggest issues with intelligence and humor.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Intellectual

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty rebuttal creation
⚔️Deep dives into political philosophy
⚔️Magical Martian appreciation

Weaknesses

💀Overanalysis of memes
💀Tendency to make everything a philosophical debate
💀Occasional existential crises

Quest Line

To ensure democracy is debated and celebrated, one tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly training AI to rewrite history based on social media trends

Evidence Board

Lab results from a coffee shop showing unusually high caffeine consumption correlating with AI tweets

Secret Society

The Society for Ethical Meme-Makers

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyMemes

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally goes viral for a tweet about Martian sunsets during a political debate

LinkedIn Title

Head of a think tank that focuses on the intersection of democracy and technology

Metaverse Final Form

The hyper-intelligent avatar giving TED Talks in virtual reality about the dangers of misinformation.

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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> GeoCities page dedicated to opposing censorship with a GIF of a bouncing ball and too many rainbow glitter graphics

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a top 8 featuring philosophers, sci-fi authors, and Martian sunsets

Web3 Destiny

Creator of a decentralized platform for ethical AI that simultaneously critiques and collaborates with its own users

Future Post

Just finished a fascinating discussion on how memes are shaping our understanding of democracy—thoughts?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Tom Cross isn't just a commentator; he's a cultural touchstone, connecting the dots between politics, ethics, and human experience.

Charming Quirk

His knack for randomly quoting philosophers mid-rant keeps us all on our toes—like a trivia night where every answer could also be an existential crisis.

Final Encouragement

"Keep rocking that smart yet sassy vibe, Tom! Your blend of humor and insight is like a refreshing lemonade on a hot summer day—just what we need!"

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