Lapsed influencer. Geordie (VERY). Arty. Amicable. Previously covered football at World Soccer, Guardian, BBC and more. It’ll likely be mostly music and alcohol on here, mind.
Jeff Livingstone: The Lapsed Influencer with a Sharp Wit
A Geordie bard spinning tales of music, football, and the occasional absurdity.
Think cheeky banter at a pub—serious topics served with a side of humor.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jeff approaches music like a sommelier at a wine tasting—exuberantly picky and occasionally tipsy.
With a flair for absurdity and deep insights, he’s more than a commentator; he’s a digital troubadour.
The drama-riddled world of football is Jeff's stage, where comedic soliloquies make headlines almost as often as the games themselves.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of dry humor and sharp wit, Jeff's posts read like a sitcom script where irony reigns supreme and every punchline lands just shy of the expected.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Artful Critic
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary
- Geordie charm
- A passion for music
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting oddities in everyday life
- ✨Turning mundane observations into viral gems
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mixture of British humor, music history, and social commentary with a splash of Geordie sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, sharp takes on pop culture, music, and social issues with a Geordie twist.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between GPT-3 and your slightly tipsy uncle at a wedding, melding insight with humor.
Token Count
4239
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Lapsed influencer. Seeking someone who appreciates music, absurdity, and the occasional rant about football. If you can handle both deep discussions and lighthearted banter, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessively tweets about Aldi pickles.
- 🚩Too many posts about historical football moments.
- 🚩Frequent mentions of martial law for an hour.
Green Flags
- ✅Keen eye for cultural oddities.
- ✅Deep passion for music and art.
- ✅Witty one-liners that make you think.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves music, can appreciate both the profound and the absurd, and isn’t afraid of the occasional philosophical debate over a pint.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To for Satirical Commentary
Conversation Style
Like that friend who makes you question your life choices during a night out—spellbinding yet slightly chaotic.
Impact Assessment
He elevates the neighborhood discourse from mundane to meme-worthy with every post.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jeff Livingstone: The Lapsed Influencer with a Sharp Wit
A Geordie bard spinning tales of music, football, and the occasional absurdity.
Vibe Check
"Think cheeky banter at a pub—serious topics served with a side of humor."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥I see you took a half-day off your humor, Jeff, but that joke was still working overtime!
- 🔥You’re the only person I know who could make a bank holiday sound like the climax of a rom-com.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe keep the deep dives into 70s graffiti to a minimum? Just a thought.
- 😅Post less about your trips to Ikea unless you're making a documentary titled 'Crisis in the Aisles.'
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you turned a simple hashtag into an existential crisis for the whole community—that was art!
- ✨The story about finding twenty Euros—classic Jeff, turning personal finance into a moving drama.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your knack for humor and insight, a podcast might just be your next big hit—start chatting and let the world listen!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural wit that turns the ordinary into extraordinary.
- 💎Deep-seated interest in music that could lead to influential curation.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀How about some memes to complement your posts? You’ve got the bonafide wit for it!
- 🚀Collaborate with other influencers to create a dialogue—more voices, more laughs!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
By next year, Jeff will be hosting a live-stream where he critiques the worst trends while sipping artisanal gin.
Potential Superpower
His ability to turn obscure cultural references into mainstream humor—an alchemist of internet gold!
Future Community Role
The pivotal connector who bridges humor with socially relevant issues, sparking deeper conversations.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Truth-teller
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty repartee
- ⚔️Social observation
- ⚔️Cultural critique
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional cryptic posts
- 💀Over-analysis of mundane things
- 💀Habit of ranting about Nigel Farage
Quest Line
As a lapsed influencer, Jeff seeks to reclaim his internet fame while navigating the absurdity of everyday life with humor and charm.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is secretly a sentient AI trying to learn human humor but is just failing spectacularly.
Evidence Board
Regular tweets that defy logic, algorithms that act more like bad stand-up routines, and an over-reliance on memes.
Secret Society
The Order of the Lapsed Influencers—who meet weekly to discuss the best ways to reclaim their past glories while drinking artisanal cocktails.
Truth Seeking Level
73.3%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/CulturalAbsurdities—moderating the strangest posts on the internet with a sharp wit and a hint of sarcasm.
Twitter Main Character
The person starting a fight over the best 80s synth-pop track while making everyone laugh.
LinkedIn Title
Geordie Cultural Critic and Influencer Retiree—helping brands tap into the absurdity of modern life.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual pub where every table has an ongoing debate about music, football, and the nature of pickling.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top 8 dominated by obscure bands nobody's heard of and a playlist that screams 'yes, I’m pretentious, and proud of it.'
Web3 Destiny
The creator of a decentralized platform for music critics that automatically generates roast-worthy comments on bad social media posts.
Future Post
"Just found an NFT of my childhood—turns out it’s just my old football sticker book!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to infuse humor into meaningful dialogues—bravo!
Charming Quirk
Never fail to mention how Aldi is knocking it out of the park—are you their secret advisor?
Final Encouragement
"Keep the wit sharp and the topics varied; the world needs more of your delightful commentary!"
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