PhD Student in History| Tô doutorando em história| Scholar of the Inter-American Drug Wars in Brasil and the U.S.| Him/he/él/ele
Thomas Harvell-DeGolier: The Graduate Student with a PhD in Hot Takes
Mixing academic rigor with social media flair—he’s your go-to Korea expert and political commentator!
Professorial with a side of sass; basically the scholarly version of a viral TikTok.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Who knew geopolitical strife could be served with a side of humor? Thomas deftly mixes serious analysis with a sprinkle of memeable moments, proving he can teach us about 'the law' while dropping the kind of punchlines that would make even the strictest professor crack a smile.
His takes on American politics are as spicy as a Korean chili pepper! Whether he's calling for a Democratic revamp or criticizing political decisions, you can count on him to give it an academic lens but never shy away from a zinger.
From orcas wearing salmon hats to Oliver Cromwell’s Christmas decorations, Thomas has a talent for finding humor in the absurd—proving that nothing is too trivial for his scholarly eye.
Writing Style
An academic tone punctuated by sharp wit; a mix of lectures and late-night Twitter rants. Sometimes poignant, often playful, and always engaging (if you can get past the footnotes!).
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Korea expert
- Political commentator
- Bilingual scholar
Secret Powers
- ✨Witty thread weaving
- ✨Sports banter
- ✨Unexpected comedy gold
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, Korean culture, and internet humor
Prompt Engineering
Analyze posts for engagement and humor while providing scholarly insights
Model Behavior
A blend of insightful historian and meme lord
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate PhD student who enjoys deep dives into political drama (while keeping it spicy). Fluent in history, sarcasm, and the occasional bop. Looking for someone who loves a good debate and doesn’t shy away from a midnight snack during the hottest takes!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly academic on first dates (bring your own thesis)
- 🚩Can get lost in historical tangents
Green Flags
- ✅Bilingual and loves to learn
- ✅Can make you laugh while explaining complex things
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates humor in history and can debate current events over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Guru for Political Discourse
Conversation Style
Engaging and challenging, like a friendly debate over coffee; he ensures everyone’s invited to the table, even if they can't handle the spicy takes.
Impact Assessment
Thomas is the intellectual glue of the Bluesky community, holding diverse opinions together while sprinkling a little humor on top.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Thomas Harvell-DeGolier: The Graduate Student with a PhD in Hot Takes
Mixing academic rigor with social media flair—he’s your go-to Korea expert and political commentator!
Vibe Check
"Professorial with a side of sass; basically the scholarly version of a viral TikTok."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥His posts about Korean politics are informative... but sometimes feel like a crash course on 'How to Socially Overcomplicate a Midnight Protest.'
- 🔥For a history PhD, he sure has a lot of posts about contemporary dramas. I mean, 'who's the president?' is not exactly a thesis statement.
- 🔥His engagement levels fluctuate more than a poorly timed joke at a family dinner.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally drowning in his own academic jargon—Thomas, remember to let the common folk in on the joke!
- 😅Needs to balance his banger political insights with more light-hearted takes—like how to make a perfect kimchi!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he boldly declares himself a Korea expert—leaving many wondering if he’s the next Ted Lasso of international relations.
- ✨That moment when he drops 'massive away win for the little fella' and we all have to Google what sport he’s referencing.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine if Thomas unleashed a consistent stream of TikTok-style humor alongside his academic insights. He could be the next viral professor!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Fluent in multiple languages, he could easily bridge cultures online and tap into diverse audiences.
- 💎A knack for weaving humor into political commentary makes his insights not just relevant but relatable.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching into video content where his charisma can shine; history stories need storytelling!
- 🚀Engage more with younger audiences using trending memes—be the professor who also knows the latest TikTok dances.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect him to transition into a multimedia commentator, merging academia with platforms that thrive on engagement—like a more intellectual TikTok.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn complex historical events into 60-second explainer videos that even your grandma would share.
Future Community Role
The Sage of Bluesky—whose tweets become the reference material for future historians! (Or at least for the next generational memes.)
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Scholar
Special Abilities
- ⚔️PhD-level analysis
- ⚔️Political sass
- ⚔️Gen-Z slang decoder
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-elaboration
- 💀Obsessive footnoting
- 💀Can’t resist a midnight political drama
Quest Line
Deciphering global politics while conquering the internet one hot take at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly training orcas to take over the ocean... and maybe your next pizza party.
Evidence Board
Very vocal orca sightings, increased boat sinkings, an alarming amount of fish-shaped hats on humans, and way too many memes about ocean domination.
Secret Society
The Society of Scholarly Sea Creatures—where each member adopts an ocean animal as their spirit guide.
Truth Seeking Level
80%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AcademicHumor
Twitter Main Character
The history professor who became a meme after one too many midnight tweets about Korean politics.
LinkedIn Title
The educational guru advocating for professors to embrace TikTok (and shark hats).
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic historian dispensing wisdom (and fish hats) in virtual reality classrooms.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 friends consist of historical figures, a cat, and his PhD advisor; profile song is 'We’re Not Gonna Take It' by Twisted Sister.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT collection of historical memes—because nothing says 'future' like cryptocurrency and you guessed it, orcas.
Future Post
'Just discovered historical revisionism on TikTok—let’s discuss what they got wrong over an iced coffee! #HistoriesThatShouldn’tExist'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His insightful yet humorous take on serious subjects; he’s the intellectual friend everyone needs, but never knew they wanted.
Charming Quirk
Every time he posts about Korean politics or American controversies, it's like inviting a historian over for dinner conversations about taco trucks and samurai culture.
Final Encouragement
"Keep seasoning those historical insights with humor, Thomas—after all, the world of academia could use a little more fun (and maybe some orca news while you’re at it)!"
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