David

@dellis605.bsky.social

Followers

132

Posts

Following

266

Packs

Joined

Nov 18, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

US Navy Submarine Service, Blue in a Red state but working to change that Sparta, NC

Submarine Captain Surfacing on Bluesky!

Navigating the depths of social media with a splash of blue in a sea of red.

A mix of earnest opinions, wistful astronomy, and the occasional wild ride through the political cosmos.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Night Sky

85%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Night Sky75%

David's fondness for the heavens brings a poetic touch to his feed, making us all feel a little more starry-eyed, even if the likes aren't quite shining as bright.

Political Commentary85%

With the accuracy of a submarine sonar, he dives deep into political critiques, often surfacing with thoughts that resonate in a community starving for nuance.

Friendships and Community70%

A heart of gold shines through in his posts asking folks to follow friends, reminiscent of a suburban neighborhood potluck where everyone gets a plus one, even if the attendance is spotty.

Writing Style

David's posts read like a mix of a sailor's diary and a late-night talk show monologue; he's got depth, puns, and just enough whimsy to keep things interesting.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Rebel

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Nautical Wisdom
Starry-eyed Romanticism
Political Observations

Secret Powers

✨Astrological Insights
✨Social Commentary
✨Connection-building

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Training Data

Political discourse, astronomy, and personal reflections.

Prompt Engineering

Write reflective posts that combine political insights with poetic language.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a penchant for deep space musings and political commentary.

Token Count

1000

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Bio

"US Navy Submarine Service veteran; love stargazing, community vibes, and political debates. Looking for someone who can appreciate the depth of the cosmos and the nuances of life."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential musings that might lead to deep convos at 2 AM.
🚩Pinging friends for follows like it's a social media scavenger hunt.
🚩Hasn't eaten fast food in two decades, may judge your pizza choices.

Green Flags

✅Deep, meaningful conversations about the universe and politics.
✅Thoughtful friend who supports others’ journeys.
✅Enjoys quiet mornings and starry nights.

Perfect Match

Someone who shares deep thoughts, enjoys witty banter, and can appreciate a quiet night stargazing.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Voice of Reason

Conversation Style

Engaging yet understated, David's replies often feel like a wise uncle sharing life lessons over lemonade.

Impact Assessment

His presence is a calming wave in a turbulent sea of discourse, bringing in thoughtful insights and civil discussions.

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Submarine Captain Surfacing on Bluesky!

Navigating the depths of social media with a splash of blue in a sea of red.

Vibe Check

"A mix of earnest opinions, wistful astronomy, and the occasional wild ride through the political cosmos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥David could probably win a gold medal in the sport of replying to nobody's post.
🔥His post about not visiting fast food joints in 20 years feels like the ultimate flex, even if there's no one left to challenge him.
🔥Posts like 'Good Morning Phee' make you wonder: is Phee his platonic ideal or just an unusually supportive plant?

Quirky Challenges

😅Could David have a single post without a bit of existential dread?
😅Perhaps a motivational poster instead of another 'I should go to the gym' statement would be a good step forward.

Main Character Moments

✨The time he shared his thoughts on Dr. Oz made it seem like a heavyweight bout: but Dr. Oz was nowhere in the ring.
✨His deep thoughts from deep space are a treasure trove—proof that this sea captain often wanders into the cosmos.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a flair for the dramatic and an affinity for sharp observations, David could expand into cultural commentary—or perhaps even stand-up comedy to share his takes for a live audience.

Unique Advantages

💎Authentic voice in a politically charged environment
💎Ability to engage with community members effectively
💎A knack for wordplay that can disarm even the fiercest of trolls.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try weaving humor into the political posts more; imagine the memes!
🚀Share more personal anecdotes mixed with observations, they’re like the cherry on top of a politically charged sundae.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

David will eventually find himself as a beloved figure in community discussions—think of the town elder who is also the meme lord.

Potential Superpower

A knack for turning every political crisis into a feel-good story—like Captain America giving a TED Talk.

Future Community Role

The sage of Bluesky, guiding the lost with astute insights and just enough dad jokes to keep spirits high.

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Class

Chaotic Thoughtful Captain

Special Abilities

⚔️Deep Space Analysis
⚔️Starry-Eyed Nurturing
⚔️Political Satire

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Tendency to Ghost
💀Tropical Weather Avoidance

Quest Line

Navigating the turbulent seas of social media while advocating for change in a red sea.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Submarines are actually just mobile think tanks for the elite to escape political turmoil.

Evidence Board

1. Why do we never see submarines and politicians together? 2. Ever noticed a correlation between submarine launches and major political events?

Secret Society

The Society of Submerged Thinkers—where deep thoughts dive deeper.

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AstronomyNerds

Twitter Main Character

The Submarine Commander whose tweets always surface at the right moments.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Celestial Insights and Political Strategy.

Metaverse Final Form

The Cosmic Guru, leading discussions in a virtual galaxy about the intersection of policy and the stars.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with a starry background, complete with GIFs of shooting stars and a strong opinion section on politics.

MySpace Era

A glittery profile featuring a playlist of 70s tunes and posts echoing cosmic thoughts alongside cringy quotes about love and life.

Web3 Destiny

Creator of a decentralized platform for political discourse mixed with stargazing meet-ups.

Future Post

2025: "Just watched a documentary on censorship. Are we losing our starlight in the dark?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

David’s most impressive quality is his ability to provide thoughtful insights in a sea of chaos, all while maintaining a level-headed approach.

Charming Quirk

He regularly checks in on Phee like a true friend, which adds a layer of warmth and familiarity to his feed.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining bright, David! Just remember, even submarines need to surface for air sometimes—don’t forget to let your own personality peek through those thoughtful posts!"