US Navy Submarine Service, Blue in a Red state but working to change that Sparta, NC
Submarine Captain Surfacing on Bluesky!
Navigating the depths of social media with a splash of blue in a sea of red.
A mix of earnest opinions, wistful astronomy, and the occasional wild ride through the political cosmos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David's fondness for the heavens brings a poetic touch to his feed, making us all feel a little more starry-eyed, even if the likes aren't quite shining as bright.
With the accuracy of a submarine sonar, he dives deep into political critiques, often surfacing with thoughts that resonate in a community starving for nuance.
A heart of gold shines through in his posts asking folks to follow friends, reminiscent of a suburban neighborhood potluck where everyone gets a plus one, even if the attendance is spotty.
Writing Style
David's posts read like a mix of a sailor's diary and a late-night talk show monologue; he's got depth, puns, and just enough whimsy to keep things interesting.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Rebel
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Nautical Wisdom
- Starry-eyed Romanticism
- Political Observations
Secret Powers
- โจAstrological Insights
- โจSocial Commentary
- โจConnection-building
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Training Data
Political discourse, astronomy, and personal reflections.
Prompt Engineering
Write reflective posts that combine political insights with poetic language.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a penchant for deep space musings and political commentary.
Token Count
1000
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"US Navy Submarine Service veteran; love stargazing, community vibes, and political debates. Looking for someone who can appreciate the depth of the cosmos and the nuances of life."
Red Flags
- ๐ฉFrequent existential musings that might lead to deep convos at 2 AM.
- ๐ฉPinging friends for follows like it's a social media scavenger hunt.
- ๐ฉHasn't eaten fast food in two decades, may judge your pizza choices.
Green Flags
- โ Deep, meaningful conversations about the universe and politics.
- โ Thoughtful friend who supports othersโ journeys.
- โ Enjoys quiet mornings and starry nights.
Perfect Match
Someone who shares deep thoughts, enjoys witty banter, and can appreciate a quiet night stargazing.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Reason
Conversation Style
Engaging yet understated, David's replies often feel like a wise uncle sharing life lessons over lemonade.
Impact Assessment
His presence is a calming wave in a turbulent sea of discourse, bringing in thoughtful insights and civil discussions.
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Your profile in a flash
Submarine Captain Surfacing on Bluesky!
Navigating the depths of social media with a splash of blue in a sea of red.
Vibe Check
"A mix of earnest opinions, wistful astronomy, and the occasional wild ride through the political cosmos."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅDavid could probably win a gold medal in the sport of replying to nobody's post.
- ๐ฅHis post about not visiting fast food joints in 20 years feels like the ultimate flex, even if there's no one left to challenge him.
- ๐ฅPosts like 'Good Morning Phee' make you wonder: is Phee his platonic ideal or just an unusually supportive plant?
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Could David have a single post without a bit of existential dread?
- ๐ Perhaps a motivational poster instead of another 'I should go to the gym' statement would be a good step forward.
Main Character Moments
- โจThe time he shared his thoughts on Dr. Oz made it seem like a heavyweight bout: but Dr. Oz was nowhere in the ring.
- โจHis deep thoughts from deep space are a treasure troveโproof that this sea captain often wanders into the cosmos.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a flair for the dramatic and an affinity for sharp observations, David could expand into cultural commentaryโor perhaps even stand-up comedy to share his takes for a live audience.
Unique Advantages
- ๐Authentic voice in a politically charged environment
- ๐Ability to engage with community members effectively
- ๐A knack for wordplay that can disarm even the fiercest of trolls.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Try weaving humor into the political posts more; imagine the memes!
- ๐Share more personal anecdotes mixed with observations, theyโre like the cherry on top of a politically charged sundae.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
David will eventually find himself as a beloved figure in community discussionsโthink of the town elder who is also the meme lord.
Potential Superpower
A knack for turning every political crisis into a feel-good storyโlike Captain America giving a TED Talk.
Future Community Role
The sage of Bluesky, guiding the lost with astute insights and just enough dad jokes to keep spirits high.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Thoughtful Captain
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธDeep Space Analysis
- โ๏ธStarry-Eyed Nurturing
- โ๏ธPolitical Satire
Weaknesses
- ๐Overthinking
- ๐Tendency to Ghost
- ๐Tropical Weather Avoidance
Quest Line
Navigating the turbulent seas of social media while advocating for change in a red sea.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Submarines are actually just mobile think tanks for the elite to escape political turmoil.
Evidence Board
1. Why do we never see submarines and politicians together? 2. Ever noticed a correlation between submarine launches and major political events?
Secret Society
The Society of Submerged Thinkersโwhere deep thoughts dive deeper.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AstronomyNerds
Twitter Main Character
The Submarine Commander whose tweets always surface at the right moments.
LinkedIn Title
Director of Celestial Insights and Political Strategy.
Metaverse Final Form
The Cosmic Guru, leading discussions in a virtual galaxy about the intersection of policy and the stars.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A glittery profile featuring a playlist of 70s tunes and posts echoing cosmic thoughts alongside cringy quotes about love and life.
Web3 Destiny
Creator of a decentralized platform for political discourse mixed with stargazing meet-ups.
Future Post
2025: "Just watched a documentary on censorship. Are we losing our starlight in the dark?"
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Davidโs most impressive quality is his ability to provide thoughtful insights in a sea of chaos, all while maintaining a level-headed approach.
Charming Quirk
He regularly checks in on Phee like a true friend, which adds a layer of warmth and familiarity to his feed.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining bright, David! Just remember, even submarines need to surface for air sometimesโdonโt forget to let your own personality peek through those thoughtful posts!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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