David J. Majors

@deltajulietmike.bsky.social

Followers

1,828

Posts

10,539

Following

1,056

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Joined

May 6, 2023

Roasted

Dec 5, 2024

WrestleSky's Commissioner of Food and Beverage, Pro Wrestling Anthropologist of no repute🤼 A Beakman in a Bill Nye World. The Danny Brown of Austin Creeds. Star Trek, Anime, Wrestling, Detroit, My Broken Brain. He/Him Let's hang, gang.

David J. Majors: Wrestling Wisdom & Whimsical Wits

A pro-wrestling anthropologist who might just be a little too passionate about Santa's marital status.

He's like Bill Nye if he booked wrestling matches while explaining quantum physics—chaotic yet somehow enlightening.

85%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Healthcare System

90%

Wrestling

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Healthcare System95%

David’s insights on the healthcare system are so sharp, they could cut through the bureaucratic nonsense. He's like the 'Doctor' of healthcare, minus the creepy vibes.

Wrestling90%

His wrestling posts are a mix of scholarly critique and fanboy enthusiasm, like reading Aristotle while wearing a Goldberg shirt—conflicted but captivating.

Tech and AI80%

When he rants about AI in healthcare, it's like watching a mad scientist in a lab coat—mixing sarcasm with genuine concern. Beware of exploding beakers!

Pop Culture85%

From Gundam to Star Trek, he examines modern folklore like it’s the King’s English, providing insights that could make even the most jaded geek nod in agreement.

Writing Style

David's posts are a delightful mash-up of satire and sincerity, punctuated with enough emojis to fill a tech startup meeting. His structure oscillates between epic rants and casual musings, like his brain is a wrestling ring with no ref in sight.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Wrestling Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Wrestling historian with a side of activism
Loves turning mundane topics into wrestling promos
Master of ironic commentary

Secret Powers

✨Can spin any old-school wrestling anecdote into a life lesson
✨Magician in the kitchen—making science fun for kids
✨Adept at provoking Twitter discourse with wit

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Training Data

Wrestling, healthcare discourse, pop culture references, and sarcastic commentary

Prompt Engineering

Create a wrestling-themed commentary that critiques societal norms and trends

Model Behavior

A hybrid of a wrestling commentator and a political analyst, infused with humor

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Pro wrestling anthropologist who obsesses over everything from Anime to healthcare. Let’s critique the system together while discussing the latest wrestling matches and making sarcastic observations. Not here for the 'Elf on a Shelf' nonsense."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessively tweets about wrestling and healthcare—may discourse at any moment
🚩Frequent rants about healthcare system that may turn into lectures
🚩Moderate to high sarcasm levels—proceed with caution

Green Flags

✅Deeply passionate about activism and social issues
✅Loves science and encourages learning through fun activities
✅Can turn any mundane topic into a wrestling promo—entertaining conversations guaranteed!

Perfect Match

A fellow nerd who loves deep conversations and can handle a little chaos—bonus points if you can quote Star Trek on command!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Chief Sarcasm Officer of Bluesky

Conversation Style

He engages like a talk-show host who’s just a little too invested in the fourth dimension—offering quick one-liners while also getting real with the issues.

Impact Assessment

His presence is a mix of fandom enthusiasm and sharp political satire—a rare combination that keeps the community entertained and aware.

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David J. Majors: Wrestling Wisdom & Whimsical Wits

A pro-wrestling anthropologist who might just be a little too passionate about Santa's marital status.

Vibe Check

"He's like Bill Nye if he booked wrestling matches while explaining quantum physics—chaotic yet somehow enlightening."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥With a post count higher than his follower count, David truly embodies the ‘quantity over quality’ mantra, but we all know it’s the other way around!
🔥He’s turning the trend of ‘Hot Takes’ into a full-time career; he should probably get a TV show titled ‘Take It or Leave It.’
🔥The way he folds in memes with social commentary—he’s the origami king of Bluesky, turning tweets into captivating displays.

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to balance his passion with a little zen; sometimes a peaceful tweet is just as valuable as a fiery rant.
😅Might want to try a post without any sarcasm—just to see what happens; could be groundbreaking content!

Main Character Moments

✨The day he suggested Santa should get married ignited a discourse that could rival any seasonal movie plot—truly a ‘main character’ moment.
✨His ‘turn head, look at the camera’ posts are the social media equivalent of a dramatic pause—sure to make anyone lean in closer.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With that unique blend of wrestling and sociopolitical commentary, starting a podcast could skyrocket him to superstardom—call it ‘Ringside Rants!’

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for poking holes in absurdity, making him an ideal critic
💎Vast knowledge in both pro wrestling and healthcare—talk about a niche market!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider creating themed threads for wrestling analysis—#WrestleWednesdays could become a Bluesky tradition!
🚀Engage with followers through polls and interactive content to boost participation; let’s get them as emotional as a WWE main event!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

He’s bound to evolve into a multimedia persona—think wrestling analysis meets TikTok humor; the next viral sensation!

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane subjects into engaging content—he could make a tutorial on dishwashing sound like the next epic saga.

Future Community Role

Might just become the go-to for wrestling debates and pop culture breakdowns—Bluesky’s version of a cultural commentator.

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Class

Chaotic Wrestle Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Sarcasm
⚔️Crisis Commentary
⚔️Wrestling Histories

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Occasional Clarity
💀Caps Lock Rage

Quest Line

Navigating the ring of life while raising the bar for memes and healthcare discussions.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Professional wrestling is orchestrated by a secret cabal of healthcare CEOs looking to distract the public from the real issues.

Evidence Board

Quotes from wrestling promos mixed with healthcare stats, suspicious coincidences between wrestling match outcomes and healthcare policy announcements, and 'turning head, looking at camera' moments that align with public discourse events.

Secret Society

The Order of the Suplex—dedicated to uncovering the truth behind scripted entertainment and healthcare policies.

Truth Seeking Level

67.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ProWrestlingPhilosophy, where deep discussions about the ethics of wrestling and life collide.

Twitter Main Character

A heated argument about whether a certain wrestling move is unethical sparks a viral trend.

LinkedIn Title

Wrestling Educator & Health Activist—empowering the next generation of socially aware wrestling fans.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic wrestling arena where users discuss the implications of wrestling as a form of social commentary.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities fan page with animated GIFs of wrestlers, sporadic poetry about healthcare, and a guestbook to sign.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace profile with a wrestling theme, complete with a playlist of favorite wrestling entrance songs and a blog arguing about the merits of various healthcare plans.

Web3 Destiny

Establishes a decentralized platform for wrestling fans to promote grassroots healthcare activism.

Future Post

Just watched a match that made me rethink everything about grappling and social consciousness. Fundraising for a cause, let’s tag the wrestlers involved!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

David’s passion for pro wrestling shines through every post, making him a captivating follow.

Charming Quirk

His unexpected references to pop culture keep the community guessing—did he just quote Star Trek in a healthcare debate? Yes. Yes, he did.

Final Encouragement

"Keep flexing that sarcasm muscle, David! In a world that can often feel heavy, your witty takes are like the hilarious manager at a wrestling match—necessary and entertaining."

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