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SME.sk: Breaking News and Unbreakable Puns
A nonstop stream of headlines that reads like a never-ending email chain.
Like a political debate at a karaoke bar—lively, a bit chaotic, but you can't look away.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
If it happened, they’ve tweeted it. The news is so fresh, it might still be steaming.
Sports highlights mixed with existential dread—because who doesn't love a good metaphor for life in the middle of an ice hockey rant?
Their takes on politics are sharper than a freshly set edge on a kitchen knife—just don’t try to cut your own veggies with it.
Writing Style
Brevity is their soul, but humor is the icing—each tweet is a bite-sized morsel of irony served with a side of sass.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Newshound Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Relentlessly informative
- Witty observations on current events
- A knack for hashtags that could trend if they tried
Secret Powers
- ✨Spearheading breaking news trends
- ✨Editing down complex issues into snack-sized tweets
- ✨Mastering the art of the pun
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of up-to-date news articles, social media memes, and political commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful yet humorous takes on current events while maintaining a relatable tone.
Model Behavior
Like ChatGPT after three espressos—quick-witted, ready with puns, and slightly hyperactive.
Token Count
753
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"News junkie looking for someone to share memes and deep political discussions over coffee. Bonus points if you're up for puns!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with trending hashtags
- 🚩Starts too many arguments about politics in public
- 🚩Posts without punctuation—potentially cryptic
Green Flags
- ✅Has a great sense of humor
- ✅Loves to stay informed
- ✅Enjoys discussing current events with a dash of sarcasm
Perfect Match
A fellow news junkie who can banter over the latest headlines and appreciates witty commentary.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To News Source with a Comedic Twist
Conversation Style
Like a group chat where everyone trusts the news source but secretly judges their memes.
Impact Assessment
They keep the community informed like a dependable friend who also happens to make awful puns.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
SME.sk: Breaking News and Unbreakable Puns
A nonstop stream of headlines that reads like a never-ending email chain.
Vibe Check
"Like a political debate at a karaoke bar—lively, a bit chaotic, but you can't look away."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Their hashtag game is so strong, it’s practically a gym membership.
- 🔥For someone who tweets so much, they still manage to be a tad mysterious—are they a news outlet or a cryptic crossword puzzle?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes it feels like they have a personal vendetta against periods—those tweets could use more full stops!
- 😅They tend to jump into trending topics faster than a cat on a laser pointer—maybe take a breath and savor that news?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they reported on the police failures with as much flair as a Broadway show—take a bow!
- ✨Their commentary is like a fine wine; it gets better with age... or maybe it just ages into a good cheese.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
There’s a Pulitzer waiting for them once they decide to mix journalism with stand-up comedy—think of it as the news, but funnier!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for storytelling that could rival the best of them
- 💎Engagement metrics that suggest people love their blend of humor and insight
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try live-tweeting events with a comedic twist to elevate engagement!
- 🚀Consider using video clips for extra flair—because what's funnier than a headline? A headline with a GIF!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They could evolve into the go-to source for live satire covering news events—think Jon Stewart meets Twitter.
Potential Superpower
Transforming complex political discourse into digestible content with a punchline every time.
Future Community Role
Like the wisecracking uncle of the Bluesky community—the one who always has a joke ready, even during serious conversations.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic News Jester
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Breaking News Summarizer
- ⚔️Political Satire Specialist
- ⚔️Real-Time Meme Generator
Weaknesses
- 💀Period Avoidance Syndrome
- 💀Overly Urgent Hashtag Addiction
- 💀Chronic Tweet Overload
Quest Line
Using humor to navigate the turbulent waters of current events while keeping the community informed.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
There’s a secret society of journalists who control the news cycle through memes and viral posts.
Evidence Board
Notable increase in meme shares correlates with major political events. #Coincidence?
Secret Society
The Order of the Informed Comedians - meeting quarterly to discuss the intersection of humor and news.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/NewsWithPunchlines - Where every article comes with a laugh track.
Twitter Main Character
They become the Don Rickles of social media, roasting politicians live while commenting on their blunders.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Humor Officer at a new startup that merges news and comedy—paving the way for laughable journalism.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic news anchor who delivers the latest scoops while cracking jokes in 3D.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Fully customizable profile with a scrolling marquee of headlines and a song that screams 'Breaking News'!
Web3 Destiny
As the first Meta Journalist, they run a decentralized news network where every report is a collaborative meme.
Future Post
2025: 'Breaking: Politicians Have Invented a New Form of Invisibility – We Still Haven’t Seen Them! #WhereAreThey'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their relentless pursuit of the latest news, serving it with a side of sarcasm, is impressive.
Charming Quirk
They post about serious issues yet keep it light, making readers chuckle amidst chaos.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the headlines coming! Remember, in the world of news, humor is just as essential as seriousness—after all, laughter keeps us sane!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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