Professor, Epidemiologist, Research Chair in University Teaching. Teller of stupid jokes, Keeper of good hair, Servant to a 4-year old, Scourge of the ignorant. www.deonandan.com
Raywat Deonandan: Your Friendly Neighborhood Epidemic of Wit
A hilarious blend of personal anecdotes and social commentary, seasoned with a dash of epidemiological wisdom.
If your dad could make a TED talk on dad jokes and epidemiology, this would be it.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Raywat's posts about his 4-year-old are like a stand-up routine, showcasing the fluency of humor in parental chaos. He's like the Bill Cosby of unsolicited dad advice, minus the less-than-stellar reputation.
His culinary experiments sound like a plot for a quirky indie film about a professor who cooks his way through a midlife crisis—who knew black chickpeas could be the new kale?!
Raywat’s commentary can swing between comedic and brutally honest. One moment he's joking about smoothies, and the next, he's calling out the oligarchy. It’s like walking through a minefield of wit.
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of snark and sincerity, with a sprinkle of academic jargon, which can make you both chuckle and ponder your life choices simultaneously.
Thought Leader Score
76%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
88.5%Main Character Energy
- Dad humor meets epidemiology
- Master of food experiments
- Devoted family man
- Social justice advocate
Secret Powers
- ✨Cooking with bizarre ingredients
- ✨Crafting puns on pandemic policies
- ✨Public speaking (giant head edition)
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Dad jokes, epidemiology studies, social commentary, culinary adventures
Prompt Engineering
Blend of humor, parenting wisdom, and public health insights
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets dad jokes meets conspiracy theorist on a coffee break
Token Count
512
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Fluent in dad jokes and epidemiology. Proud parent to a future Michelin-star chef. If you like culinary experiments and conversations about life’s big questions, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Still trying to figure out how to cook lentils without a recipe
- 🚩Has at least one too many smoothies per day
- 🚩Occasionally forgets to reply within a decade
Green Flags
- ✅Cares deeply about family and health
- ✅Dedicated to making the world a better place
- ✅Opinionated but funny, like a friendly debate
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate bad puns and isn’t afraid of unique food pairings.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Source for Laughs and Logic
Conversation Style
Engaging yet sardonic, like a Twitter roast wrapped in an epidemiological study; he’s the guy who can break the ice at a party and then lecture you on the importance of vaccines.
Impact Assessment
He’s a beloved presence, offering a balance of brilliant insights and dad jokes, making him the unofficial family therapist of Bluesky.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Raywat Deonandan: Your Friendly Neighborhood Epidemic of Wit
A hilarious blend of personal anecdotes and social commentary, seasoned with a dash of epidemiological wisdom.
Vibe Check
"If your dad could make a TED talk on dad jokes and epidemiology, this would be it."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your virtual lectures have got to be the least viewed Netflix special in history.
- 🔥With all that cooking, you should consider a second career as a culinary influencer—'Cooking with Raywat: The Stuff That Didn't Kill Me'.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Post a selfie of all the failed meals you didn’t want to share.
- 😅Maybe skip the singing and just stick to the food reviews? (Singing might give your kid an actual report card.)
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he talked back to the guided meditation like it was a bad date.
- ✨That time he called out the assholes on Bluesky like he was auditioning for the role of 'Community Defender'.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Raywat could be the next big voice in social media, blending comedy with serious issues—like a modern-day Jon Stewart but with better hair and a side of lentils.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural charisma in front of the camera
- 💎Ability to tackle complex topics with humor
- 💎A uniquely relatable perspective on parenting
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe more cooking videos? 'Cooking with Controversy: Recipes for the Modern Epidemic' could be a hit.
- 🚀Consider hosting a podcast where you casually roast your Twitter enemies—think Joe Rogan meets Dad Joke.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Raywat to branch out beyond Bluesky and host live cooking shows, where he humorously discusses the merits of black chickpeas while making his audience drool.
Potential Superpower
His ability to make any awkward moment hilarious—both a blessing and a curse in a world full of tension.
Future Community Role
As the resident philosopher-comedian, he’ll evolve into the voice of reason (and laughter) during our next online crisis.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Thoughtful Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Dad humor mastery
- ⚔️Culinary experimentation
- ⚔️Epidemiological insight
- ⚔️Social commentary ninja
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional posting silence
- 💀Overindulgence in smoothies
- 💀Uncertain singing prowess
Quest Line
To navigate the culinary and comedic chaos of parenting while championing science and social justice.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The rise of health fads is a cover-up for aliens wanting to keep us all unwell
Evidence Board
Unusual spikes in trends correlate with UFO sightings; also, who invented kale?!
Secret Society
The League of Enlightened Snackers
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CulinaryConspiracies
Twitter Main Character
The professor called out for too many different smoothies and weird meals.
LinkedIn Title
Raywat Deonandan, Food Scientist & Comedy Specialist: Helping others digest the truth about social issues.
Metaverse Final Form
A revered avatar, 'Professor Dimensional Cook,' serving up fact-based meals and dad jokes in a virtual kitchen.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'Weird Al' Yankovic - 'Amish Paradise'. Custom background featuring black chickpeas and lentils!
Web3 Destiny
Launches 'The Fungus Academy,' where nutrition meets comedy in the metaverse!
Future Post
Can you believe my toddler has now given me a full-fledged TED talk on culinary expertise?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
The ability to blend humor and knowledge that keeps you engaged and informs at the same time.
Charming Quirk
His seemingly endless supply of dad jokes that keep showing up in serious conversations—it's like he’s the lovechild of a stand-up comic and a public health advocate.
Final Encouragement
"Keep serving those good vibes and delicious meals, Raywat. Just remember, if the jokes flop, you can always blame it on the cooking!"
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