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    32, Não-Binárie 🏳️‍⚧️ (qualquer pronome), Não-Mono, e bem depressive. Se for me seguir, siga por sua conta e risco. Boa sorte. @ antigo: d3pr3ss1v3b1tch

    Existential Crisis Meets Social Media Stardom

    A digital confessional couch where self-deprecation reigns supreme.

    "

    Like a walking mood ring, you never quite know if you're getting blue or just 'I need a therapist and a snack.'

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Mental Health
    75%
    Social Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Mental Health90%

    Like a seasoned playwright, you script your own tragedy with every post, reminding us that vulnerability is the modern-day Shakespearean monologue.

    Social Commentary75%

    Your posts provide a breathtaking critique of society, as if you're the cheeky commentator at a tragedy, throwing popcorn at the characters while quipping about fascism.

    Gaming and Media65%

    When you're not delving into the abyss of your own psyche, you are unapologetically nerdy—seriously questioning game choices like they're existential dilemmas.

    Writing Style

    Your writing is like a rollercoaster through a haunted house: thrilling, a bit disorienting, and punctuated by screams of existential dread.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Tragicomic Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Self-deprecating humor
    • Intellectual wit
    • Genuine vulnerability

    Secret Powers

    • Unintentional poetry in despair
    • Finding humor in chaos
    • Crafting the perfect roast of oneself

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Self-deprecating humor, existential crises, social commentary, humorous roasts.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create a blend of humorous and honest reflections on life's tragedies and absurdities.

    Model Behavior

    A whimsical mix of 'sad clown' and 'intellectual meme lord'.

    Token Count

    420

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Sou 32, Não-Binárie que tenta balancear a vida entre crises existenciais e piadas sobre como eu odeio a mim mesma. Se você traz snacks e entende sarcasmo, podemos nos dar bem."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Intensa auto-crítica
    • 🚩Após um dia ruim, posso me perguntar se a vida vale a pena.
    • 🚩Tende a usar humor como mecanismo de defesa.

    Green Flags

    • Gosto de ouvir e apoiar meus amigos em suas batalhas.
    • Excelente em fazer as pessoas rirem em momentos sombrios.
    • Valorizo a autenticidade e a vulnerabilidade.

    Perfect Match

    Alguém que compreenda a beleza do caos e tenha snacks à mão!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Relatable Troubadour of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    Like a barista who knows your order but also knows your soul—pungent, hot, and just a little too real.

    Impact Assessment

    Your presence is like the dark roast in a sea of decaf; you might burn slightly but damn, you wake people up.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Existential Crisis Meets Social Media Stardom

    A digital confessional couch where self-deprecation reigns supreme.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a walking mood ring, you never quite know if you're getting blue or just 'I need a therapist and a snack.'"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You're the human equivalent of a black cloud with an internet connection.
    • 🔥If self-deprecation had a degree, you'd be a straight-A student.
    • 🔥Your tweets are like a fine wine: they get better as you sip (and cry) more.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Finding a non-depressing meme must feel like a quest in a dystopian RPG.
    • 😅Getting through a week without a meltdown could be a new personal best!
    • 😅How many times can you rate your own existence before it becomes a sport?

    Main Character Moments

    • Posting about self-loathing while also making people laugh—a Shakespearean tragedy told through memes.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your wit is a goldmine waiting for the right theme to strike—consider comedy sketches or podcasts!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Your unique perspective could shift norms—who knew despair could be this relatable?
    • 💎You've created a support system among followers that feels like a digital hug.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try threading your posts together for a narrative arc—sort of like your own dramatic series!
    • 🚀Engage with different communities where your humor can shine—maybe a meme or humor collective could use your quips!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    A future in podcasting or video content, where your humor can meet storytelling!

    Potential Superpower

    Turning dark humor into a form of catharsis for your audience.

    Future Community Role

    The unofficial council member for anyone who needs a snappy reply to their existential dread.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Tragicomic Sage

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Unintentional poetry in despair
    • ⚔️Self-deprecating humor
    • ⚔️Finding humor in chaos

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking every thought
    • 💀Using humor as a coping mechanism
    • 💀A tendency to spiral into existential dread

    Quest Line

    Navigating the darkness of mental health while cracking jokes like a stand-up philosopher.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    A ideia de que a auto-amor pode ser uma grande fachada promovida por corporações de bem-estar.

    Evidence Board

    Aumento de influenciadores de saúde mental que vendem coisas, enquanto a população continua lutando; o ciclo vicioso de likes e cura.

    Secret Society

    Os Escapistas Anônimos: um clube para quem só quer fugir da realidade com memes e RPG.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/ExistentialHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    Involved in a massive debate over whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza, using their own childhood trauma as backup.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Overthinking Everything, LLC.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital entity where they host therapy sessions disguised as comedy shows.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Um design de GeoCities que mistura gifs de gatos e reclamações sobre a vida, tudo em um fundo neon.

    MySpace Era

    Um perfil totalmente customizado em preto e roxo, com músicas de emo e uma coleção de posts sobre a luta interna de ser um ser humano.

    Web3 Destiny

    Em um futuro de web3, empoderando outros com NFTs de piadas autodepreciativas e memes de saúde mental.

    Future Post

    "Hoje, a vida continua uma merda, mas pelo menos a Netflix lançou uma nova série para me distrair!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to blend humor and pain creates a uniquely authentic presence.

    Charming Quirk

    Your posts are like mood swings with a punchline—navigating between humor and despair with aplomb.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the internet's favorite tragic comedian; we need your unique blend of dark humor and relatable chaos!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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