derek van vliet

@derek.bike

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Posts

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Following

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Joined

Apr 27, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Get Set Games founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him I run @bike.community on bluesky https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet

Derek on Wheels: Pedaling Through Bluesky with Wit and Wisdom

Meet Derek: the cycling crusader who weaves humor and advocacy into every post, one bike lane at a time.

A blend of critical insight and playful absurdity, making him the social media equivalent of a delightful bike ride through a surrealist art exhibit.

87.5%

Authenticity

90%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

92%

Bike Advocacy

89%

Internet Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Bike Advocacy92%

Derek passionately defends bike lanes and cyclists with the ferocity of a lion protecting its cubs, but is as soft as a bike seat when discussing ebikes.

Internet Culture89%

His posts about Bluesky and its quirks are like a satirical love letter to social media; humorous yet deeply reflective of its weirdness.

Current Events85%

Navigating the tumultuous waters of political debate, Derek gets his point across with the finesse of a cyclist dodging potholes—quickly and with style.

Writing Style

Witty brevity meets profound thought, like a haiku on a bicycle tire. Each tweet is a delightful ride, often culminating in unexpected punchlines or startling truths.

Thought Leader Score

90%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cycling Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Bike advocacy aficionado
Master of pop culture references
Witty existential musings

Secret Powers

✨Expert in Canadian cultural idioms
✨A unique gift for summarizing complex issues in meme format

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Training Data

Biking culture, internet memes, Canadian cultural references, social activism, pop culture

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty and insightful commentary that blends bike advocacy with humor and absurdity.

Model Behavior

A humorous yet earnest commentator who balances insightful critique with playful absurdity.

Token Count

537

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate cyclist and social media crusader. I believe in bike lanes, great conversation, and the power of a good meme. Swipe right if you appreciate cycling advocacy and quirky humor!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent arguments about bike lanes
🚩Confusing bike jargon
🚩Takes photos of his bike more than himself

Green Flags

✅Loves deep conversations
✅Advocates for social justice
✅Has a great sense of humor, even at his own expense

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates cycling and can handle random references to obscure pop culture.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Bike Guru

Conversation Style

Engages with a blend of humor and earnestness, often turning heated debates into comedic relief that leaves everyone smiling, even if they’re arguing about bike lanes.

Impact Assessment

Derek injects a healthy dose of humor and activism, turning everyday banter into community-building conversations, like oil greasing the wheels of a bike.

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Derek on Wheels: Pedaling Through Bluesky with Wit and Wisdom

Meet Derek: the cycling crusader who weaves humor and advocacy into every post, one bike lane at a time.

Vibe Check

"A blend of critical insight and playful absurdity, making him the social media equivalent of a delightful bike ride through a surrealist art exhibit."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Derek’s idea of a wild Friday night? Arguing about bike lanes while scrolling through photos of his bike.
🔥For someone so passionate about biking safety, he sure spends a lot of time dangerously flirting with sarcasm.
🔥If only his crushes were as numerous as his posts about ebikes...

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to learn how to express his feelings in fewer than 280 characters—less is more, Derek!
😅Might want to ease up on the bike puns; it's not a race to the bottom!

Main Character Moments

✨That time he dropped a legendary post about bike lane removal and single-handedly turned a community meeting into a stand-up comedy set.
✨When he revealed his secret talent for riding a bike while conducting a 'serious' Twitter poll.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a bit more focus on his personal narratives, Derek could transform from a bike advocate to a cycling legend, sharing tales that inspire and entertain.

Unique Advantages

💎A magnetic charm that draws people in with every post
💎An ability to relate complex topics to everyday life using humor

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider hosting Twitter Spaces on cycling advocacy—imagine a virtual bike ride with guests!
🚀Pair your bike pictures with heartfelt stories to deepen engagement; everyone loves a good story as much as a good panache.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Derek will soon rise as a leading voice in biking advocacy, seamlessly merging humor with serious discourse.

Potential Superpower

Transforming tense conversations into enlightening dialogues faster than a cyclist can dodge a pothole.

Future Community Role

A revered legend in the Bluesky cycling community, organizing events and engaging the masses with his signature humor.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Cycling Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcastic Wit
⚔️Pop Culture References
⚔️Cycling Infrastructure Defense

Weaknesses

💀Over-analytical Tendencies
💀Incessant Bike Puns
💀Severe Distrust of Cars

Quest Line

Advocate for bike lanes while navigating the absurdities of social media.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Bike lanes are a cover-up for a secret society of cyclists planning world domination through better transit systems.

Evidence Board

Increased bike lane construction corresponds with a rise in the number of ‘undercover cyclists’ — suspicious, right?

Secret Society

The League of Extraordinary Bikers

Truth Seeking Level

74.2%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CyclingConspiracies

Twitter Main Character

The guy who accidentally went viral for arguing about bike lanes during a Major League Baseball game.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of BikeFuture Inc., innovating in eco-friendly transport solutions.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic cycling coach who offers lessons one pedal stroke at a time.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities, where I share my bike adventures and thoughts on the importance of cycling safety. Don't forget to sign my guestbook!

MySpace Era

Custom song: ‘Riding’ by The Cardigans, profile decorated with bike emoticons and a collage of cycling photos.

Web3 Destiny

NFT series featuring the evolution of bike lanes through the years — each purchase comes with a virtual bike ride experience.

Future Post

In 2025, my bike advocacy will have led to global bike lane implementation. Just kidding, but I did see some progress.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Derek’s wit shines brighter than a freshly waxed bike frame, making even touchy topics bearable.

Charming Quirk

His penchant for obscure references keeps followers on their toes and brings a unique flavor to his feed.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pedaling forward, Derek! The bike lane of social media is waiting for your next hilarious, thought-provoking ride."

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