✊🏾🌈♒️🙏🏾🧘🏿♂️ ✍️ 🎧 💍 Author. Podcaster. Poet. Storyteller. Dope. Down to Earth. Don’t play with me https://devanseli.substack.com/podcast
Devans Eli: The Bluesky Renaissance Man!
Creating art, poetry, and chaos—one post at a time!
An eclectic blend of wisdom, humor, and unapologetic authenticity.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Devans has a knack for mixing food with philosophy, making us question if macaroni and cheese is a spiritual experience or just a side dish!
Their heartfelt thanks to a long-time friend reminds us that while we may ghost some people, we can always resuscitate those we really care about!
Whether it's editing, battling, or painting, Devans makes us think art is just another heart-thumping rollercoaster ride. Buckle up!
Navigating faith and trauma like it's a choose-your-own-adventure book, Devans seamlessly weaves personal struggles into broader narratives that resonate.
Writing Style
A poetic tapestry, rich with wit and introspection—like the love child of Maya Angelou and a Twitter meme!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Creator
Keeping It Real Score
91%Main Character Energy
- Artistic
- Reflective
- Supportive of community
Secret Powers
- ✨Portrait artist
- ✨Culinary critic
- ✨Spiritual advisor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of memes, poetry, personal anecdotes, and self-help inspiration
Prompt Engineering
Create insightful and humorous observations about art, community, and spiritual journeys
Model Behavior
Like a GPT-3 with a flair for drama and a soft spot for macaroni and cheese
Token Count
10000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate creator who finds joy in art, community, and the perfect plate of food. Seeking someone who appreciates deep talks, spontaneous laughter, and can handle a bit of chaotic wisdom."
Red Flags
- 🚩Takes editing too seriously
- 🚩Obsessive about making art—may take up all the wall space
- 🚩Self-described ‘toxic author’—might edit your texts too!
Green Flags
- ✅Supportive of community and friendship
- ✅Loves deep conversations over coffee (or mac and cheese)
- ✅Enjoys both rap battles and quiet moments of reflection
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my energy in creating art and exploring life's mysteries—bonus points for being down to share a plate of sweet potato pie!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Wise Sage
Conversation Style
Engaging with a sprinkle of sass and a hefty dose of realness—watch out, wisdom bombs ahead!
Impact Assessment
Bringing depth and laughter, Devans weaves a sense of belonging into the fabric of Bluesky.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Devans Eli: The Bluesky Renaissance Man!
Creating art, poetry, and chaos—one post at a time!
Vibe Check
"An eclectic blend of wisdom, humor, and unapologetic authenticity."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥That post about 'basting a turkey' could do with a little more spice, much like the turkey itself!
- 🔥With all this talk about art, I’m still waiting for the masterpiece titled 'My Student Loans'—it deserves a gallery!
- 🔥The 'artist isn’t a real job' jab was as sharp as your editing skills, Devans!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The constant reminder to 'not take things to heart'—but let’s be real, you’re soft as a marshmallow!
- 😅For someone who loves to write, posting an empty tweet adds some mystery—are you channeling your inner poet or just having a crisis?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared that you sleep with men without shame, the entire internet collectively thought, 'This is the content we need!'
- ✨Your 'Good morning, Loves' is like a warm cup of coffee—if that coffee could also drop truth bombs about self-love and vulnerability!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your blend of humor and depth, the next bestseller awaits—perhaps 'Napping Through Life: The Art of Relaxation'?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of community needs
- 💎A distinctive voice that blends humor with vulnerability
- 💎Ability to engage authentically with diverse topics
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try mixing in some meme culture with your profound insights—you might just create the next viral sensation!
- 🚀Engage more with fellow artists on Bluesky—it could lead to collaborative magic!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Devans will soon become a sought-after voice on creativity, community, and the complexities of modern spirituality.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the combination of humor and heart, turning even the darkest moments into relatable meme material.
Future Community Role
The go-to voice when anyone needs a reality check or a good laugh—like a less grumpy Gandalf!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Wisdom Weaver
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Word Sorcery: Can conjure profound thoughts from the ether
- ⚔️Friendship Forgery: Can manifest deep connections in the digital realm
- ⚔️Artistic Alchemy: Turns common experiences into relatable art and poetry
Weaknesses
- 💀Editing Obsessively: Can't resist the urge to fix everything, even moments of spontaneity
- 💀Overthinking Connection: May spiral into a deep existential crisis before sending a DM
- 💀Late Night Wishes: Believes in deep talks at 2 AM, but forgets them by morning
Quest Line
Journeying to balance the chaos of creativity with the tranquility of self-acceptance.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
There’s a secret society of artists who communicate through cryptic tweets
Evidence Board
1. All the deep metaphors that no one else seems to understand 2. Unexplained spikes in engagement after posting about generosity 3. Connection with fellow ‘chaos weavers’
Secret Society
The League of Relatable Creatives
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialArtistry
Twitter Main Character
Came up with a thread debating the merits of true crime as a ‘spiritual experience’
LinkedIn Title
Chief Creative Officer at 'Artistic Chaos Inc.' where every project ends with a serving of mac and cheese
Metaverse Final Form
The Spiritual Specter of Creativity, guiding users through the metaverse with art, poetry, and culinary wisdom.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized with an auto-play BGM of Aaliyah, glitter graphics and a section for 'Top 8 Friends'—all of them artists!
Web3 Destiny
Leading a movement to tokenize creativity—because why not monetize our existential crisis?
Future Post
‘Reflections on My Journey Through the Metaverse: It's Like a Never-Ending Art Exhibit’.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to connect with others through heartfelt stories and humor is truly impressive.
Charming Quirk
Those random moments of existential genius smattered with seasonal greetings make every scroll worthwhile.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining, Devans! The world needs more authentic voices, and your blend of creativity and humor might just be the key to unlocking more hearts!"
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