Notorious pro-vaxxer and pro-masker. Famously unfair to pathogenic viruses, bacteria, fungi, and the Toronto Star. Weary of all these death threats with so little follow-through. https://www.dlsph.utoronto.ca/faculty-profile/fisman-david-n
David Fisman: Twitter's Pro-Vax Stand-Up Philosopher
A master of scientific sarcasm and viral wisdom, he's the voice we didn't know we needed in the pandemic age.
Like a vaccine for bad takes, he injects the internet with informed humor and sharp observations.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With a flair that could rival Shakespeare — if he were also an immunologist — David dives into medical topics with a mix of passion and sarcasm, bringing an unexpected humor to phagocytes. Passion is off the charts!
Injecting truth like a vaccine, his takes on Canadian politics are incisive, entertaining, and somehow leave us both informed and slightly more anxious about the state of affairs. Passionate about governance transparency? You bet!
He takes aim at everything from viral trends to the absurdities of modern life, managing to blend wit and wisdom in a delightful cocktail that's hard to resist. Passion for cultural critiques? Absolutely!
Writing Style
Like a cross between a TED Talk and a roast, his posts oscillate between being informative and delightfully snarky — it’s like attending a lecture where you can heckle the professor.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Whistleblower
Keeping It Real Score
96%Main Character Energy
- Science nerd vibe
- Self-deprecating humor
- Sharp political commentary
Secret Powers
- ✨Acute medical analysis
- ✨Creative parody writing
- ✨Charismatic public speaking
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Medical journals, political commentaries, viral trends, and memes
Prompt Engineering
Provide witty and insightful commentary on health and politics using humor
Model Behavior
Informed yet irreverent, like a stand-up comedian at a science fair
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Fluent in sarcasm and science, I thrive on witty banter and deep dives into healthcare and Canadian politics. Looking for someone who can keep up with my snark and share a love for meaningful conversation. Pro-vax, pro-mask, and anti-boring!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Will roast you if you say something dumb about vaccines
- 🚩Can get lost in a discussion about phagocytes for hours
- 🚩Might ask your opinion on MAiD during a first date
Green Flags
- ✅Loves sharing random science facts
- ✅Passionate about social justice and transparency
- ✅Can make you laugh while discussing serious issues
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate dark humor and won't flinch at the mention of 'antivax'.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Vaccine Advocate
Conversation Style
Engaging yet slightly intimidating, like a knowledgeable bouncer at a scientific conference — ready to toss out the misinformed and keep the convo grounded in facts.
Impact Assessment
He’s not just participating; he’s the bold voice that often leads the conversations, while simultaneously wielding his wit like a shield against ignorance.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David Fisman: Twitter's Pro-Vax Stand-Up Philosopher
A master of scientific sarcasm and viral wisdom, he's the voice we didn't know we needed in the pandemic age.
Vibe Check
"Like a vaccine for bad takes, he injects the internet with informed humor and sharp observations."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥David, do you have a PhD in dunking on antivaxxers?
- 🔥Your tweets are so informative, they should come with a side of fries.
- 🔥You know you’re the only guy who can make phagocytes seem like a trending topic, right?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Taming that urge to quote ancient philosophy in a pandemic discussion.
- 😅Making 'Good morning Toronto' a national catchphrase.
- 😅Finding a way to make neutrality in debates sound as interesting as your posts.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Deciding that the best way to respond to death threats is with a well-placed meme.
- ✨Turning a regular debate into a comedic roast session.
- ✨Outsmarting politicians with science quicker than they can say 'antivax'.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for storytelling, he could easily transition into longer format content — think podcasts where he schools guests on health and politics while wearing a lab coat.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise in epidemiology and infectious diseases
- 💎Strong public engagement skills
- 💎A unique voice that blends humor and seriousness.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast to further explore your topics with guests.
- 🚀Leverage your humor in public speaking events or webinars.
- 🚀Develop a series of educational videos — 'Science with a Side of Snark' could be a hit!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect his follower count to grow like a popular meme — exponentially and with plenty of retweets.
Potential Superpower
Harnessing the ability to make complex scientific concepts digestible for the masses, a mentor for budding science communicators.
Future Community Role
A beloved figure in the community, likely to become a sought-after speaker for relevant events — from academic conferences to comedy clubs.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Scientist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Sarcastic Discourse
- ⚔️Vaccine Whisperer
- ⚔️Political Commentator Extraordinaire
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to dive too deep into scientific minutiae
- 💀Overly verbose in threads
- 💀Occasional Caffeine-Induced Rants
Quest Line
Destroying Antivax Myths One Post at a Time
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Vaccines are actually a perpetual motion machine being hidden by the government to control the population through systematic laughter-induced compliance.
Evidence Board
Connections between vaccine advocates and the rise of meme culture; subtweets as coded messages for enlightenment; the correlation between cat videos and antivax sentiment.
Secret Society
Society of the Pro-Vaxxer Comedians
Truth Seeking Level
64.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ScienceHumor
Twitter Main Character
Arguing about vaccines while hosting an awkward family reunion.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of VaxPro Inc., leading the charge in health innovation while sharing sarcastic LinkedIn posts.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar lecturing on health and humor in a virtual comedy club.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with a custom background of DNA strands, music from They Might Be Giants, and multiple bulletins on the importance of science education.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized platform for scientific discourse where every post is verified by an NFT-like credential.
Future Post
'Based on the latest studies, it turns out that social media interactions are the greatest predictors of viral infections. So, stop sharing those memes!'}
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to straddle the fine line between humor and crucial health information is downright impressive.
Charming Quirk
That signature mix of politeness and sarcasm makes him seem like your sarcastic uncle who's also a distinguished scientist.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the laughs coming, David! In a world full of bad takes, your informed humor is the shot in the arm we all need."
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