Canadian father of teenage twins, software InfoSec program manager, progressive, Covid-cautious, climate-concerned. Trying to be optimistic but struggling sometimes. Mastodon: https://cosocial.ca/@david
David Harrison: The Internet’s Favorite Progressive Canadian Dad
Navigating politics and parenting with equal parts wit and insight.
Imagine a blend of Dad jokes and political commentary, with a side of Canadian charm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David's insights are like a maple syrup drizzle over a pancake – sweet, sticky, and hard to ignore.
Between Canada's cell phone shopping tips and observations on tech trends, he seems to be channeling his inner nerd with ease.
The balancing act of raising teenage twins while tweeting about politics makes him a relatable, if occasionally frazzled, figure.
His climate concerns and COVID caution are like a good winter coat: necessary and well-worn.
Writing Style
David’s style is a delightful mix of sarcasm and sincerity, as if a Canadian sitcom writer gave a TED talk.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Witty Political Dad
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Canadian progressive voice
- Engaging political analyses
- Humor balanced with seriousness
Secret Powers
- ✨Cartooning
- ✨Public speaking
- ✨Social media engagement
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mixture of Canadian political updates, family life anecdotes, and tech insights.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and comment on current events with a sprinkle of sarcasm and dad humor.
Model Behavior
Thoughtful commentator with a penchant for witty observations and dad-like wisdom.
Token Count
350
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Progressive dad navigating parenting and politics with humor. Lover of tech tips and Canadian culture. Looking for someone who enjoys deep conversations and light-hearted banter."
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly serious about politics at times
- 🚩Tendency to dad joke inappropriately
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues
- ✅Great sense of humor
- ✅Cares deeply for family
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate both Canadian politics and dad jokes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Progressive Thought Leader
Conversation Style
Engages in thoughtful, often humorous exchanges, occasionally dropping truth bombs like Santa during the holidays.
Impact Assessment
His posts are like free healthcare – beneficial and in demand.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David Harrison: The Internet’s Favorite Progressive Canadian Dad
Navigating politics and parenting with equal parts wit and insight.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a blend of Dad jokes and political commentary, with a side of Canadian charm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who’s ‘trying to be optimistic’, he sure finds ample material in the dark corners of politics.
- 🔥His tweets about tech settings might have more engagement than his family game nights.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could be the only person to tweet about both cell phone plans and D.B. Cooper in a single breath.
- 😅His phone must have a functioning ‘dad joke’ filter for those family group chats.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring his intention to join the RCAF made us LOL and question if he was serious or just dad-level sarcastic.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Harnessing his cartooning skills could elevate his posts to a whole new level – think animated political satire!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong engagement metrics suggest he could captain a ship of Canadians into the stormy seas of political discourse.
- 💎His ability to balance humor and serious topics is a rare gem that few possess.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a podcast series called 'Dad vs. Politics' where he discusses current events while juggling family duties.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect him to incorporate more visual content, mixing his cartooning with commentary for maximum impact.
Potential Superpower
Becoming the go-to source for humorous yet critical takes on Canadian politics – a bit like Jon Stewart but with more flannel.
Future Community Role
The ‘dad’ everyone turns to for wisdom – with a side of humor and possibly some embarrassing anecdotes.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Progressive Dad
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Commentary
- ⚔️Dad Jokes
- ⚔️Tech Advice
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Optimism in Dark Times
- 💀Tweaking Settings
Quest Line
Navigating the murky waters of Canadian politics while raising teenage twins.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Justin Trudeau is actually a descendant of a secretive group of Canadian lumberjacks with ties to extraterrestrial life.
Evidence Board
Several tweets hinting at Trudeau’s love for flannel, a known favorite among lumberjacks.
Secret Society
The Society of Canadian Dad Jokes
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CanadianDadJokes
Twitter Main Character
Getting ratioed by conservatives for calling out political hypocrisy
LinkedIn Title
Director of International Flannel Relations
Metaverse Final Form
A whimsical cartoon version of himself running a virtual family BBQ.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile includes an 80s themed background, favorite quotes from Canadian PMs, and a top 8 list of best Canadian sitcoms.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a blockchain-based dad joke curator, monetizing puns through NFTs.
Future Post
"Just got back from the future – turns out we still can’t agree on how to make poutine!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His instinct for engaging dialogue makes him a community treasure.
Charming Quirk
Those moments of unexpected humor amidst serious topics remind us all that parenting and politics often go hand in hand.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being that witty beacon of progressiveness, David – the world could always use more Canadian dad humor!"
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