Bryce Durbin

@dicebourbon.bsky.social

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1,221

Posts

764

Following

375

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Joined

Apr 14, 2023

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Illustrator/designer for TechCrunch, FOT, midwesterner.

Bryce Durbin: Your Local Midwestern Sweetheart with a Side of Snark

Blending poignant commentary with unexpected humor, Bryce keeps us laughing while keeping a vigilant watch over societal issues.

Like a warm hug from your favorite sweater, but with a snide remark about your choice of beverage.

95%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Social Justice

75%

Pop Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Justice90%

Bryce tackles heavy topics with the grace of a ballet dancer pirouetting through a minefield—dangerous yet mesmerizing.

Pop Culture75%

He has a PhD in referencing 90s alt-rock songs while discussing modern dilemmas—more Doctorate than Dilettante.

Personal Anecdotes80%

With the storytelling flair of a grandparent but a modern sense of irony, he shares tales that can make you laugh and tear up simultaneously.

Writing Style

Like a fine wine paired with aged cheddar, his posts are rich with complexity but easy to digest—each bite delivers a burst of flavor, with a sharp aftertaste of wit.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Social Commentator

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Sharp wit with a heart of gold
A talent for deftly weaving humor into hard-hitting issues
A knack for exploring the absurd and the serious alike

Secret Powers

✨Podcasting like a pro
✨Mastering the art of snarky one-liners
✨Spotting societal injustices from a mile away

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Memes, social justice commentary, 90s pop culture references, and snappy comebacks.

Prompt Engineering

Write witty social commentary infused with humor and deep insights.

Model Behavior

A delightful hybrid of Twitter's vines and Tumblr's angst, floating somewhere between meme lord and philosopher.

Token Count

1250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Illustrator & designer. Lover of deep conversations about social issues and pop culture. Bonus points if you laugh at my terrible puns!"

Red Flags

🚩Passionate about random topics that could get intense at dinner parties
🚩Frequent references to obscure 90s music; may result in eye-rolls

Green Flags

✅Can turn any awkward silence into a humorous anecdote
✅Advocate for social justice—swipes right for equality!

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with witty banter and isn't afraid to dive into serious topics while laughing!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Voice of Reason (with punchlines)

Conversation Style

Inviting yet irreverent, Bryce makes you feel welcome but always manages to sneak in a roast when you least expect it—like a comedic ninja.

Impact Assessment

Bryce’s posts elevate community discourse, turning the mundane into the magnificent with humor that unites rather than divides.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Bryce Durbin: Your Local Midwestern Sweetheart with a Side of Snark

Blending poignant commentary with unexpected humor, Bryce keeps us laughing while keeping a vigilant watch over societal issues.

Vibe Check

"Like a warm hug from your favorite sweater, but with a snide remark about your choice of beverage."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Bryce’s posts oscillate between profound insights and utterly random thoughts—like a pendulum of existential crisis.
🔥When Bryce posts a meme, it’s like a meteor shower: entertaining yet slightly concerning for the future of intellect.
🔥If snark were a sport, Bryce would have a gold medal draped round his neck—probably while making fun of the sport itself.

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to work on not shoehorning in references to obscure 90s bands—there’s only so much 'Crying Like a 90s Teen' content the world can handle.
😅Might want to consider that 'dilf' joke during family gatherings—some lines are meant for the internet, not the dinner table.

Main Character Moments

✨The time Bryce turned a mundane grocery trip into a gripping thread about capitalism and avocados—everyone was reading!
✨When Bryce caused a mini-uproar by suggesting that AI art isn’t worth the pixels it’s printed on—it’s always a ride with him!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Bryce leans into his podcasting skills, he could easily be the next ‘Howard Stern meets Dan Savage’—but with fewer licensing issues!

Unique Advantages

💎His ability to blend humor with activism makes him a standout voice; he’s the sass we never knew we needed!
💎A unique blend of Midwest charm and critical thinking that draws followers in like moths to a flame.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider hosting live discussions or panels about his posts—think TED Talks with a side of comedy.
🚀Start a series where he reviews listener-submitted memes; think ‘Bryce’s Meme Roundup’—it writes itself!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Look for Bryce to step into the limelight with a podcast that garners accolades, blending humor and hard truths—maybe a talk show on a streaming service!

Potential Superpower

Turning any mundane conversation into a viral thread—watch out world, the mundane just got interesting!

Future Community Role

He’s poised to evolve into a community elder with a platform, guiding discussions while keeping the snark at just the right level.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Social Commentator

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty social insights
⚔️Biting sarcasm
⚔️Narrative weaving

Weaknesses

💀Loves obscure 90s band references
💀Occasional existential crisis overload

Quest Line

Navigate the turbulent waters of online discourse while dishing out humor like confetti.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly funding a nationwide study on the effects of avocado toast on millennial angst.

Evidence Board

1. Data shows millennial rise in brunch spots. 2. Economic studies suggest avocado prices correlate with emotional distress. 3. Social media is filled with memes analyzing breakfast choices.

Secret Society

Society of the Disillusioned Craft Beer Enthusiasts

Truth Seeking Level

70%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/MidwestHumor

Twitter Main Character

The person who starts a thread arguing that cereal is soup—chaos ensues.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Witty Officer at StartUp-of-Sarcasm, utilizing humor to boost employee morale.

Metaverse Final Form

Exist as an avatar who delivers unsolicited puns while navigating educational spaces.

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One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated GIFs and a collection of 90s grunge band fan art, all in garish colors.

MySpace Era

A profile with a top 8 that’s just his favorite punk rock bands, with a bulletins section dedicated to witty observations.

Web3 Destiny

NFTs of his memes that somehow get woven into the fabric of the metaverse.

Future Post

"Just finished recording my podcast episode with a discussion on why 90s bangers will forever dominate pop culture! #StillRelevant"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Bryce’s most impressive quality is his uncanny ability to make you laugh while making you think—like a clown philosopher!

Charming Quirk

His penchant for reciting lyrics or random anecdotes keeps his audience guessing and engaged.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being you, Bryce! The world needs more Midwestern charm and an irreverent sense of humor to cut through the noise—plus, who doesn’t love a snowball fight between comedy and social commentary?"

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