Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. If you have a style question, search: https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Derek Guy weaves menswear wisdom with a dash of irreverence, turning fabric into punchlines.
A blend of sharp style insights and meme-worthy moments—like a well-tailored suit sprinkled with confetti.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Derek's a modern-day Paul Revere, warning us when our fabric is being sewn overseas—while also firmly straddling the line between patriot and fashionista.
Each post reads like a chapter from a Sartorial Sociology textbook—he's not just dressing you, he’s redefining who you are in society's eyes.
He's the only person who can make a thread about tariffs as riveting as a Netflix thriller—'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?' has nothing on the stakes of your blazer's price.
A masterclass in stitching humor with social critique; his threads unravel like a well-made garment, revealing layers of thought and laughter with every point.
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The Witty Tailor
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Fashion magazines, satirical humor, social justice threads, and menswear blogs.
Generate clever fashion commentary that blends humor and social critique.
A blend of ChatGPT and a sassy fashion critic, always ready with a quip or a rebuttal to a bad outfit.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Stylish menswear writer with a penchant for sarcasm and a mission to make fashion accessible. Swipe right if you can appreciate a good well-tailored suit and laugh at life’s ironies."
Someone who understands that pants are more than just leg prisons and can laugh at absurdity—as well as participate in style debates.
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The Fashion Oracle
Part academic lecture, part stand-up comedy—every thread adds a stitch to the collective knowledge of menswear aficionados.
Derek is a beloved fixture on Bluesky; a mind with taste, whose posts often incite discussions as lively as a fashion week runway.
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Derek Guy weaves menswear wisdom with a dash of irreverence, turning fabric into punchlines.
"A blend of sharp style insights and meme-worthy moments—like a well-tailored suit sprinkled with confetti."
The saucy details
Your character progression
With his passion for storytelling, a menswear podcast hosted by Derek could dominate the airwaves—think 'This American Life' meets Vogue.
Your future, decoded
Expect Derek to host online workshops that blend tailored advice with vintage storytelling; it's the next big thing!
The ability to transform mundane fashion discussions into epic slapstick narratives—like a Menswear Shakespeare but without the tights.
In three years, he’ll be the trendsetter whisperer, a messiah of men's wear, and a well-dressed guru for all things stylish.
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Witty Tailor of Sarcasm
To educate the masses on men's fashion while delivering the most entertaining content that makes them question their wardrobe choices.
Your conspiracy detector
There's a secret cabal of menswear influencers controlling the fabric of society, stitching together trends and styles to brainwash the public into buying overpriced suits.
Elon Musk’s fashion choices, the sudden popularity of turtlenecks, and the mystery of where all the American-made clothing has gone.
The Brotherhood of Tailored Threads—guardians of the perfect fit and humorous takes on culture.
Your variants across platforms
r//r/menswear in a parallel universe where everyone wears suits to the beach.
At the center of a fashion Twitter feud about the appropriateness of flip-flops with tuxedos.
CEO of Tailor Your Life Corp, where all meetings are held in bespoke suits and require dress codes that include bowties.
In Zuck's metaverse, Derek is the de facto fashion consultant, ensuring avatars are styled appropriately for every pixelated occasion.
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Your digital time warp
Profile decked out with gifs of suits and a song playlist featuring the best of Motown, all while explaining the importance of fit.
Leading a DAO focused on sustainable menswear, where voting is done through buying shares in fabric stocks.
Just discovered that white jeans are actually a government conspiracy to distract us from the real issues—let's unpack this.
Wrapping up your story
Derek's impeccable eye for style makes him the go-to source for fashionable frustration and inspiration.
The delightful way he weaves humor into fabric lore—not every menswear writer can spin a yarn and a pun with such ease.
"Keep chiseling—your posts are the couture of conversation, and I can't wait to see what you tailor next!"
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