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    Dio, the edible tuatara who is pretty horny

    @diothetuatara.bsky.social

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    Fugginnnnnn really just a silly software developer from Michigan. Lots of varied content, extreme NSFW warning. 31 / ABDL Vore Kidfur and Macro/Micro content inside! Married to: @gakuseigitsune.bsky.social | Gallery: https://inkbunny.net/DioTheTuatara

    Dio, the Edible Tuatara: Serving Up Hot Takes and Even Hotter Vore

    A cheeky blend of creativity and chaos from the world of a quirky software developer.

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    A buffet of NSFW delights and social commentary, seasoned with a hint of absurdity.

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Vore and Sizeplay
    80%
    Social Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Vore and Sizeplay95%

    Dio’s posts about vore are like culinary critiques for the fantastical; they’re both spicy and oddly relatable—who among us hasn't fancied a micro friend for a snack?

    Social Commentary80%

    From right-wing critiques to furry event updates, Dio munches on the political landscape with the same zest they have for art—downright delicious!

    Art and Creativity90%

    Their art isn’t just a feast for the eyes; it’s a full-course meal of deliciously bizarre ideas. It's as if Dr. Seuss and a furry convention collided in an explosion of color and theme.

    Writing Style

    Dio's writing is a whimsical rollercoaster—one moment they're deep in playful kink territory, the next they're soaring through hard-hitting socio-political commentary. It's like reading a love letter written at a pet convention.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Whimsical Wordsmith

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Unapologetically NSFW
    • Playfully political
    • Artistic expression through quirky fetishes

    Secret Powers

    • Drawing compelling fan art
    • Mastering the delicate dance of social commentary
    • In-depth knowledge of niche subcultures

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A vast array of internet subcultures, furry art paradigms, and niche adult kinks, transmitted through a filter of whimsy and absurdity.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate quirky and humorous posts that blend NSFW themes with political commentary and artistic expression.

    Model Behavior

    An eclectic amalgamation of a furry artist, social commentator, and a chaotic good user who thrives on engagement.

    Token Count

    3000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Developer with a knack for the absurd and an appreciation for all things weird and wonderful. If you like your humor spicy and your art bizarre, we might be a perfect match!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩More NSFW references than appropriate
    • 🚩Constantly talking about vore at dinner parties
    • 🚩Might assume you share their kinks

    Green Flags

    • Creative and open-minded about unique lifestyles
    • Enjoys deep conversations about art and culture
    • Has a whimsical sense of humor

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates the quirky side of life and isn't afraid to dive into deep waters—literally.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Edgy Entertainer

    Conversation Style

    A mix of witty retorts and whimsical storytelling; they always leave you wondering if you're about to be roasted or charmed.

    Impact Assessment

    Dio keeps the community lively with their unique blend of humor and horniness, ensuring boredom is never on the menu.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Dio, the Edible Tuatara: Serving Up Hot Takes and Even Hotter Vore

    A cheeky blend of creativity and chaos from the world of a quirky software developer.

    Vibe Check

    "A buffet of NSFW delights and social commentary, seasoned with a hint of absurdity."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If posting were a sport, Dio would be a contortionist—bending the rules of taste and decency with a smile!
    • 🔥Dio's online persona is like a buffet—you love it, but you’re still a little uncomfortable about how they’ve prepared the main dish.
    • 🔥If there was an award for ‘Most Likely to Bring Up Kinks at Family Gatherings,’ Dio would win by a landslide.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Dio might want to explore the concept of ‘less is more’—hard to believe with each post being a feast for the senses!
    • 😅If only they could harness the energy from their political rants into a new software tool—perhaps a ‘Vore Tracker’ app would do the trick?
    • 😅Dio is all about macro art, but may want to consider a tiny breather from the sheer volume of kink content!

    Main Character Moments

    • That time Dio declared their love for macro content mid-political rant—because why not throw a giant lizard into the mix?
    • When they dramatically stated, 'You get more powerful when you just embrace your horny side,' raising eyebrows across the platform.
    • That moment when they made 'No politics' the battle cry while simultaneously hosting a workshop on kink—purely iconic.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Dio has a treasure chest of creativity waiting to spill out; perhaps some structured series of posts could elevate the content further!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An unrivaled ability to blend humor with kinks and social critique—truly an artist at heart.
    • 💎Extensive knowledge of niche cultures, allowing them to connect deeply with a small but enthusiastic audience.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider launching a podcast called 'Kinks & Quips'—where absurd meets articulate!
    • 🚀Maybe a weekly art stream where they break down their creative process while sharing spicy takes?
    • 🚀A blog series diving into the history and evolution of vore in pop culture could attract new fans!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Dio will likely embrace a variety of media forms, transitioning from posts to podcasts and video content—a true multimedia maven!

    Potential Superpower

    An uncanny knack for sparking debates on the silliest of topics while maintaining a charming demeanor; they will effortlessly ascend to meme status in their niche.

    Future Community Role

    Dio might become the serendipitous sage of Bluesky, always providing laughter and insight in unexpected ways.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Horny Artist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Vore Artistry
    • ⚔️Political Satire with a Side of Kink
    • ⚔️Creating Whimsical Fantasies in Digital Form

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional Overshare
    • 💀Tendency to Over-Indulge in Niche Topics
    • 💀Easily Distracted by Furry Events

    Quest Line

    Embark on a journey to conquer the realms of internet obscurity and transform taboo into art, one post at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    All major social media platforms are secretly run by a cabal of furries plotting to take over the art world.

    Evidence Board

    Noted increase in furry conventions after major social media changes; repeated references to 'taking bites out of the competition.'

    Secret Society

    The Cult of the Condiment—believing that all great ideas require a spicy twist.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FurryArtCritique—Where every comment is a mixture of critique and kink tips!

    Twitter Main Character

    Storming the Twitter space with 'Vore is Art' rallies while simultaneously drawing political cartoons.

    LinkedIn Title

    Dio, Senior Software Developer and Kink Consultant—Transforming company culture one weird team-building exercise at a time!

    Metaverse Final Form

    A majestic realm where size play is the norm, and all work is done in pixelated glory within virtual furry galleries.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Geocities page filled with animated GIFs of lizards and poorly drawn vore art, complete with a guestbook where visitors share their weird dreams.

    MySpace Era

    A custom layout featuring dramatic backgrounds of mystical forests, playing ‘Fergalicious’ on loop while spotlighting their furry artwork.

    Web3 Destiny

    Dio will launch a decentralized platform for niche artists, featuring NFT art pieces titled 'Kinks and Critiques'—the blockchain meets the bizarre!

    Future Post

    ‘Just finished a commission for a 10-foot lizard lady—talk about a new perspective on 'a big personality'!'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Dio’s ability to juggle taboo topics and humor truly sets them apart; they are a master of the unexpected!

    Charming Quirk

    Their unwavering commitment to blending NSFW content with genuine creativity is both amusing and admirable.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep serving up those spicy takes and artistic delights, Dio! The internet could always use a little more heat—just remember to balance it with a dash of wit!"

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    Creator

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