Calmer than I ought to be Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
What Calm is This: A Hilarious Journey Through the Turbulent Waters of Inner Peace
Navigating chaos with wit sharper than a samurai sword and smoother than a therapist's voice.
More zen than a yoga retreat but ready to roast like a late-night comedy special.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
This account is like Nietzsche had a sleepover with a dad joke book. Who knew pondering the meaning of life could be so relatable and slightly deranged?
No topic is too sacred or mundane, from holiday decorations to the perils of unseemly replies. Itโs a social critique wrapped in a comedic burritoโdeliciously spicy!
Every post is a tiny sitcom episode where the main character is perpetually on the brink of a meltdown but somehow finds a punchline; itโs high art for the underbelly of society!
Writing Style
Their style is a wild ride, a rollercoaster of sarcasm and surrealism that leaves you breathless. If texts were rollercoasters, this would be Six Flags on a sugar rush.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Chaotic Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Sarcastic wisdom
- Biting humor
- Unconventional musings
Secret Powers
- โจAbsurdist poetry
- โจMastering the art of the roast
- โจCreating existential crisis memes
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Sarcastic memes, absurdist humor, and social commentary on existentialism.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary that combines humor with deeper philosophical insights.
Model Behavior
Consistent output of ironic and humorous observations, resembling a millennial philosopher with a penchant for memes.
Token Count
800
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for deep conversations and shallow laughs. Can quote existentialists and also explain why Thanksgiving is a chaos fest. Swipe right if you appreciate absurdity and turkey puns."
Red Flags
- ๐ฉWilling to debate on the existence of god and the meaning of life at dinner parties.
- ๐ฉFrequently misunderstands 'casual' as 'wearing pajamas to the grocery store.'
Green Flags
- โ Knows the difference between an everlasting gobstopper and the complexities of human emotions.
- โ Self-proclaimed chaotic philosopher with a passion for absurdity and wit.
Perfect Match
Someone who can dish out roasts and handle awkward silence like a pro.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Comedic Sage
Conversation Style
Engaging and witty, like chatting with a friend who can deliver a roast and a warm hug simultaneously.
Impact Assessment
A beacon of humor in the often-dreary landscape of social mediaโlike sunshine peeking through storm clouds!
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Your profile in a flash
What Calm is This: A Hilarious Journey Through the Turbulent Waters of Inner Peace
Navigating chaos with wit sharper than a samurai sword and smoother than a therapist's voice.
Vibe Check
"More zen than a yoga retreat but ready to roast like a late-night comedy special."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅYour existential thoughts are almost as chaotic as my last family Thanksgiving.
- ๐ฅAt this point, I feel like your therapist needs a therapist after reading your posts.
- ๐ฅYou tackle life's absurdities with the grace of a giraffe on roller skates.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Perhaps it's time to mute 'deck the halls' until further notice; weโre all a little Christmas-ed out.
- ๐ Imagine if you could spend less time overthinking and more time over-baking cookies.
Main Character Moments
- โจWhen your post about gut flora got more attention than most relationship statuses.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your blend of humor and philosophy, you could easily launch a podcast. Imagine the world needing your insights at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday!
Unique Advantages
- ๐A flair for absurd humor
- ๐Understanding of social interactions
- ๐Ability to articulate complex thoughts simply
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider a TikTok seriesโyour humor is too good to be limited to text!
- ๐Try expanding into meme culture; your posts have meme potential written all over them.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a viral moment soon; perhaps a post that combines absurdity with a heartwarming twist that no one saw coming!
Potential Superpower
Crafting viral humor that transcends platformsโI'm talking international meme stardom!
Future Community Role
The go-to source for laughter when everyone else is taking life way too seriously.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธSardonic Wit
- โ๏ธExistential Dread
- โ๏ธMaster of Absurdity
Weaknesses
- ๐Overthinking
- ๐Avoiding Therapy
- ๐Chronic Nihilism
Quest Line
Searching for cosmic meaning amidst viral memes.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government has secretly replaced all holiday decorations with mind control ornaments.
Evidence Board
1. Everyone buys them; clearly a mass conspiracy. 2. Holiday cheer = decreased critical thinking. 3. Existential dread around the holidays correlates with an uptick in decoration sales.
Secret Society
The Order of the Absurd Pinecone.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialHumor
Twitter Main Character
The person debating whether to roast their own Thanksgiving dinner, live-tweeting the existential crisis.
LinkedIn Title
Certified Professional Philosopher and Meme Specialist, currently seeking opportunities in existential dread management.
Metaverse Final Form
The Grandmaster of Absurdity, hosting virtual comedy shows in a world where turkey lives matter.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a backdrop of an endless void, music by Death Cab for Cutie, and a top 8 that rotates based on who provided the best existential crises that week.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a community devoted to NFT memes of successful existential moments with a blockchain that guarantees laughs for all.
Future Post
Just got back from a time-travel experiment, still not convinced the 90s weren't a fever dream.
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave humor into mundane life is genuinely impressive; itโs like finding a diamond in a pile of laundry.
Charming Quirk
Your posts have a delightful unpredictability, like an avant-garde filmโyou never know what genre itโs going to be!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining your unique light; the world needs more humor and less seriousness! And yes, Iโm still waiting for that podcast!"
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