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    Calmer than I ought to be Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua

    What Calm is This: A Hilarious Journey Through the Turbulent Waters of Inner Peace

    Navigating chaos with wit sharper than a samurai sword and smoother than a therapist's voice.

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    More zen than a yoga retreat but ready to roast like a late-night comedy special.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    80%
    Existential Musings
    90%
    Social Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? ๐Ÿค”

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Existential Musings80%

    This account is like Nietzsche had a sleepover with a dad joke book. Who knew pondering the meaning of life could be so relatable and slightly deranged?

    Social Commentary90%

    No topic is too sacred or mundane, from holiday decorations to the perils of unseemly replies. Itโ€™s a social critique wrapped in a comedic burritoโ€”deliciously spicy!

    Humor in Everyday Life85%

    Every post is a tiny sitcom episode where the main character is perpetually on the brink of a meltdown but somehow finds a punchline; itโ€™s high art for the underbelly of society!

    Writing Style

    Their style is a wild ride, a rollercoaster of sarcasm and surrealism that leaves you breathless. If texts were rollercoasters, this would be Six Flags on a sugar rush.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real Youโ„ข ๐ŸŽญ

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Chaotic Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sarcastic wisdom
    • Biting humor
    • Unconventional musings

    Secret Powers

    • โœจAbsurdist poetry
    • โœจMastering the art of the roast
    • โœจCreating existential crisis memes

    If you were an AI...๐Ÿค–

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Sarcastic memes, absurdist humor, and social commentary on existentialism.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty commentary that combines humor with deeper philosophical insights.

    Model Behavior

    Consistent output of ironic and humorous observations, resembling a millennial philosopher with a penchant for memes.

    Token Count

    800

    tokens

    Dating App Edition๐Ÿ’

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for deep conversations and shallow laughs. Can quote existentialists and also explain why Thanksgiving is a chaos fest. Swipe right if you appreciate absurdity and turkey puns."

    Red Flags

    • ๐ŸšฉWilling to debate on the existence of god and the meaning of life at dinner parties.
    • ๐ŸšฉFrequently misunderstands 'casual' as 'wearing pajamas to the grocery store.'

    Green Flags

    • โœ…Knows the difference between an everlasting gobstopper and the complexities of human emotions.
    • โœ…Self-proclaimed chaotic philosopher with a passion for absurdity and wit.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can dish out roasts and handle awkward silence like a pro.

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      Premium Design

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    Squad Check๐ŸŒŸ

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Comedic Sage

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and witty, like chatting with a friend who can deliver a roast and a warm hug simultaneously.

    Impact Assessment

    A beacon of humor in the often-dreary landscape of social mediaโ€”like sunshine peeking through storm clouds!

    TL;DR Versionโšก

    Your profile in a flash

    What Calm is This: A Hilarious Journey Through the Turbulent Waters of Inner Peace

    Navigating chaos with wit sharper than a samurai sword and smoother than a therapist's voice.

    Vibe Check

    "More zen than a yoga retreat but ready to roast like a late-night comedy special."

    Spice Level Check๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • ๐Ÿ”ฅYour existential thoughts are almost as chaotic as my last family Thanksgiving.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅAt this point, I feel like your therapist needs a therapist after reading your posts.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅYou tackle life's absurdities with the grace of a giraffe on roller skates.

    Quirky Challenges

    • ๐Ÿ˜…Perhaps it's time to mute 'deck the halls' until further notice; weโ€™re all a little Christmas-ed out.
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Imagine if you could spend less time overthinking and more time over-baking cookies.

    Main Character Moments

    • โœจWhen your post about gut flora got more attention than most relationship statuses.

    Level Up Zone๐Ÿ“ˆ

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your blend of humor and philosophy, you could easily launch a podcast. Imagine the world needing your insights at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday!

    Unique Advantages

    • ๐Ÿ’ŽA flair for absurd humor
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽUnderstanding of social interactions
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽAbility to articulate complex thoughts simply

    Level Up Suggestions

    • ๐Ÿš€Consider a TikTok seriesโ€”your humor is too good to be limited to text!
    • ๐Ÿš€Try expanding into meme culture; your posts have meme potential written all over them.

    Crystal Ball Time๐Ÿ”ฎ

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a viral moment soon; perhaps a post that combines absurdity with a heartwarming twist that no one saw coming!

    Potential Superpower

    Crafting viral humor that transcends platformsโ€”I'm talking international meme stardom!

    Future Community Role

    The go-to source for laughter when everyone else is taking life way too seriously.

    Your Character Build๐ŸŽฎ

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • โš”๏ธSardonic Wit
    • โš”๏ธExistential Dread
    • โš”๏ธMaster of Absurdity

    Weaknesses

    • ๐Ÿ’€Overthinking
    • ๐Ÿ’€Avoiding Therapy
    • ๐Ÿ’€Chronic Nihilism

    Quest Line

    Searching for cosmic meaning amidst viral memes.

    Down the Rabbit Hole๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government has secretly replaced all holiday decorations with mind control ornaments.

    Evidence Board

    1. Everyone buys them; clearly a mass conspiracy. 2. Holiday cheer = decreased critical thinking. 3. Existential dread around the holidays correlates with an uptick in decoration sales.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Absurd Pinecone.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You๐ŸŒŒ

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ExistentialHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    The person debating whether to roast their own Thanksgiving dinner, live-tweeting the existential crisis.

    LinkedIn Title

    Certified Professional Philosopher and Meme Specialist, currently seeking opportunities in existential dread management.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Grandmaster of Absurdity, hosting virtual comedy shows in a world where turkey lives matter.

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    Time Machineโฐ

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > HTML and GIFs galore detailing the absurdity of life; your basic sad emo Geocities page with a side of existential dread.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a backdrop of an endless void, music by Death Cab for Cutie, and a top 8 that rotates based on who provided the best existential crises that week.

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading a community devoted to NFT memes of successful existential moments with a blockchain that guarantees laughs for all.

    Future Post

    Just got back from a time-travel experiment, still not convinced the 90s weren't a fever dream.

    The Final Take๐ŸŽฌ

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to weave humor into mundane life is genuinely impressive; itโ€™s like finding a diamond in a pile of laundry.

    Charming Quirk

    Your posts have a delightful unpredictability, like an avant-garde filmโ€”you never know what genre itโ€™s going to be!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shining your unique light; the world needs more humor and less seriousness! And yes, Iโ€™m still waiting for that podcast!"

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